There are 500,000,000 tweets per day.
Most suck.
Here are my favorite 5 tweets of the week 💎

#1💎

Nick Huber @sweatystartup @Downtown Olive Garden is a hell of a business. Want to find the most competent person in a town? Go see the manager of one of those places. Downtown Josh Brown @Downtown Twitter does $3.5 billion a year in revenue, a business roughly the size of the Olive Garden. You have to admit today is hilarious. April 25th 2022 4 Retweets 325 Likes

​Nick is one of the best follows on twitter. He’s funny and interesting. perfect for Twitter.

I love this point about finding super competent people in unlikely places. Instead of hiring coddled junior project managers from ivy leagues, find a manager of an Olive Garden.

They handle 300 hungry customers a night, manage a staff of 50, and aren’t embarrassed to wear a goofy uniform. That’s who I want on my team.

#2💎

Harry Hurst @harryhurst If you’re ever sitting waiting for a response from someone anxiously, just remember - people don’t delay delivering good news. March 8th 2022 169 Retweets 1,749 Likes

Truth

#3💎

David Rosenthal @djrosent This Twitter news made me actually realize -- @satyanadella is the best M&A practitioner of this generation. @LinkedIn doing $10b+ revenue growing 30%/yr, he bought it for $26B. Plus @Minecraft @github @ZeniMax_Online @NuanceInc & $ATVI. This run is like Google in the 00's. 🐐 April 26th 2022 83 Retweets 1,057 Likes

While everyone is making heart-eyes at Elon, Satya Nadella continues his incredible run after taking over for sweaty Steve Ballmer.

Microsoft has more subscribers than Netflix. More cloud revenue than Google. Satya acquired LinkedIn for $26B and now it does $10B+ growing 30% year over year. He bought Minecraft and Activision for gaming. Github for developers.
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They’ve added almost ~1 TRILLION in market cap since he took over.

• Satya at Microsoft
• Sundar at Google
• Shantanu at Adobe
• Leena at Chanel
• Amrampali at OnlyFans

Indian CEOs…they’re so IN right now.

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Here's one of their best tweets:

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#4💎

Best Ads Of All Time @BestAdsTime Porsche, 1967 pic.twitter.com/xqrjlaSoj5 April 18th 2022 4,989 Retweets 33,197 Likes

Love the copywriting on this ad.

#5💎

Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @sadcrib i be using apple pay like apple paying April 13th 2022 8,359 Retweets 68,886 Likes

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-shaan

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