This can’t be emphasized enough: The best place to trash talk your boss is in the group chat.

A US judge ruled last week that the anonymous review site Glassdoor would need to hand over the identities behind six biting reviews of New Zealand toy company Zuru. The decision not only threatens Glassdoor’s privacy policy, but also…uh…its whole existence.

In January, Zuru issued a subpoena against Glassdoor through a California court (Glassdoor is headquartered in San Francisco) to name the former employee(s) who, among other criticisms, called the toy company a “burnout factory” and alleged a toxic company culture.

But this is nothing new for Glassdoor. The company’s FAQs currently note that it will “object to and resist” subpoenas for users’ identities, and that if you want to take the company to court, it will usually show up to fight your request.

And Glassdoor claims it’s done just that in 100+ cases attempting to reveal users.

But this case is a little different

Ultimately, the US federal judge argued that because the identities of the disgruntled Zuru employees are most likely not US citizens, they are not protected by US free speech law. So now New Zealand courts will have to decide in future litigation—which Zuru intends to pursue—if the former employees defamed the company with their reviews.

The English translation: I’ll let the night guy handle this.

So, should you be worried about calling your company a “bag of buttheads” online? Definitely, if you’re Flight of the Conchords or Taika Waititi. This case does not set legal precedence, meaning it’s still pretty up in the air if other lawsuits would result in similar rulings.

Big picture: Glassdoor’s $1.2 billion business hinges on users from around the world logging on to honestly review nearly 2.2 million companies—and those users are under the impression their reviews will stay anonymous.—MM

Minecraft becomes a safe haven from bored apes. Minecraft, the open-world game where everything looks like a middle schooler’s crayon drawings, said it wouldn’t allow or support the use of NFTs on the platform. In a letter posted to its website on Wednesday, Minecraft developer Mojang Studios told users that blockchain technology, including NFTs, aren’t in line with the game’s values of “creative inclusion and playing together” and that they “create a scenario of the haves and the have-nots.” NFTs were previously allowed on some Minecraft servers for player skins and items.

As heat bears down, Biden holds off on emergency action on climate. In a speech in Massachusetts, President Biden unveiled new executive actions to combat the climate crisis yesterday, but he still disappointed Democrats who had wanted him to declare a national emergency after climate legislation was scuttled in Congress. The steps, which include funding wind-energy production and using $2.3 billion to retrofit and protect disaster-prone communities, come as about 100 million Americans are under heat advisories and warnings. Austin, TX, just had its 40th straight day of temps exceeding 100 degrees.

UK prime minister showdown. The field to succeed Boris Johnson as UK prime minister has been whittled down to two: former finance minister Rishi Sunak and Foreign Secretary Liz Truss. Members of their Conservative Party (not voters) will choose the winner by early September. After making his farewell speech at the House of Commons yesterday, Johnson went full mic drop, saying, “I want to thank everybody here, and hasta la vista, baby!”

Media company FaZe Clan went public via a SPAC merger yesterday with a $725 million valuation. Okay, “media company” is a bit of a generalization for FaZe, which has its thumbs in esports, content, merchandise, and more.

Some no-background: FaZe Clan commands a legion of 93 creators with a collective 500+ million followers, including pro gamer Håvard “rain” Nygaard, rapper Lil Yachty, and Snoop Dogg—who’s also on the board of directors. (Notably, it only has one woman on its creator roster, Kalei Renay, who’s in the above GIF.) Members also star on 11 esports teams that would probably pwn you: Its Counter-Strike team is No. 1 globally and just nabbed $400,000 by winning first place at the Intel Extreme Masters Tournament.

FaZe Clan also sells merch with Supreme-level hype, recently collabing with Disney for a glow-in-the-dark drop. And beyond gear and gaming, it’s announced partnerships with DraftKings for esports gambling and DoorDash for food delivery. FaZe Clan CEO Lee Trink is also scoped in on Web3 and has talked about sponsoring a play-to-earn game.

Zoom out: Going public via SPAC was the second-hottest trend of 2020, behind bread-baking, but the approach has gone out of style as the SPAC market has fizzled in the last year. Trink is unfaZed: “I understand why other companies have been criticized for going public via the SPAC vehicle. But for us, it really fits,” he said.—JW

The James Webb Space Telescope just took a pic of the oldest galaxy ever discovered. The blurry red dot above is a galaxy that formed just 300 million years after the big bang, which happened 13.7 billion years ago—that’s 100 million years older than the previous oldest galaxy, which was photographed by the Webb’s predecessor, Hubble.

Because it’s so old and the universe expands exponentially faster, GN-z13 is also very smol. It weighs the same as a petite 1 billion suns, compared to the Milky Way’s mass of 1.5 trillion.

Why it matters: One purpose of the James Webb telescope is to help scientists understand how the universe was formed. As it snaps more pics, it’s possible it could capture images of even older galaxies…and the big bang itself.—JW

Stat: 20% of US adults said that political violence is justified in some circumstances, according to a new survey from UC Davis. And half of respondents said they expect the US to break out in civil war soon. Look, we get that standing up right after the plane lands is divisive, but is violence really the answer?

Quote: “Quadball”

That’s the new name for Quidditch, after US Quidditch and Major League Quidditch decided to switch the official name of the sport. With the rebrand, they’re trying to distance themselves from Harry Potter author (and Quidditch creator) JK Rowling, who they say has anti-transgender views. While it originated in a children’s book, Quidd—er, Quadball has blossomed into an IRL sport with nearly 600 teams playing across at least 40 countries.

Read: A brief history of “Nobody wants to work anymore.” (Paul Fairie)

Who needs machines? Watch how this one guy makes rope by braiding vegetable fibers. Truly incredible.

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Three headlines and a lie

Three of these headlines are real and one is faker than the fruit on display at West Elm. Can you guess the odd one out?

1. US Lawn Mower Racing Association is launching a startup incubator
2. Office cats laid off as companies close
3. A discarded coffee cup may have just helped crack this decades-old murder case
4. Man who stole Lady Gaga’s bulldogs and shot dog walker mistakenly released

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