The Rubesletter - How to make weed cookies 🌿➡️🍪
This is the Rubesletter from Matt Ruby. I’m a comedian, writer, and the creator of Vooza. Every Tuesday, I send essays, jokes, and videos to your inbox. You’re on the free plan, for the full experience, sign up for a paid subscription. How to make weed cookies 🌿➡️🍪A step-by-step recipe (video too) so you won't get fooled again by edibles. | Also: Thoughts from Rick Rubin, Heather Havrilesky, Dean Wareham, Oliver Burkeman, and more.1) Everyone is doing edibles now. 2) No one has any idea what they’re doing. “I didn’t mean to eat 50mg. Then, I couldn’t move for six hours.” My solution: Make your own! When you bake your own eddies, you’ll know exactly how much to eat and what you’re ingesting instead of having to guess anew each time you decide to go green. I’ve been doing it for years (h/t to my ol’ pal Kevin for the recipe) and highly recommend. Here’s a video to show you how along with the recipe: Note: This makes your kitchen stink of weed. INGREDIENTS:
For initial consumption, start off with just a little and then ramp up as needed after 45mins or so. Rookie mistake is to not feel anything after 15 minutes and then double down leading to uh oh anxiety. Also, if you make a bunch, you can keep the extras in the freezer and pull ‘em out as needed (weeded?). Wrap one up in aluminum foil and now you’ve got a roadie you can chow down on whenever/wherever. FYI, this is the same recipe I used for the cookies I eat in the first part of Substance. That’s my new comedy special/experiment where I perform high, drunk, and on shrooms. People are digging it! If you’ve watched, please leave a comment and/or tell a friend. 🍪 Quickies🎯 One thing I've learned from Stephen A. Smith is that whenever you say "the temerity" you must ALWAYS follow it up with "the unmitigated gall." 🎯 Every year the Grammys does dumb sh*t and every year people get super mad at the Grammys. Then, a year later they do it all over again. If this sounds like you: You are in a toxic relationship with the Grammys. 🎯 “We need a cartoon animal that does the Griddy and sells insurance!” 🎯 Coming soon: “On a dating app, my chat bot and her chat bot really hit it off. Then I had my deep fake Zoom with her deep fake. Eventually, we got married and had ChatGPT write our vows. Now my sex robot is doing it with her sex robot. Can't wait to see the software we produce!” 🎯 “There’s nothing special or different about an article that is written by an AI, except it’s probably worse,” Jonah Peretti told the NY Times. That quote kills me. Um, WORSE IS DIFFERENT. 🎯 The way to be confident and happy is to power pose. But we hunch over our phones and laptops all day in what is basically a victim pose. And then we wonder why we're sad, anxious, and depressed. It's bodvious. 🎯 The worst thing about Zoom is how people have to oversell their laughs. It’s like the crowd in a crappy 90s sitcom but with a slight delay. 🎯 Subtle or not, I can't imagine needing a book to teach you how to not give a f*ck. Guy next to me in coffeeshop doing work Zoom call is irked by barista blaring Reggaeton and it's a strange moment where two things I hate are combining to create a moment I love. Comedy😈 I post clips of my standup at Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. 😈 Recently at my other newsletter “Funny How: Letters to a Young Comedian”… 😈 Feb. 24: I’m headlining in Arlington, VA (tickets). Info on my weekly NYC shows here. PodcastOn the latest episode of Kind of a Lot with Matt Ruby, I deep dive on Tom Petty.
Includes lots of great TP clips and superb production from Jeremiah McVay, my comrade in podcast. 🎧 Listen/subscribe to Kind of a Lot And if you wanna leave a kind review at Apple Podcasts, that’d be swell (it helps!). (Here’s the original essay if you prefer reading.) 5-spotted🗯 The more you make, the more you’re free. Creativity, According to Rick Rubin.
🗯 Shame is the opposite of art, according to Heather Havrilesky.
🗯 The best albums are more than a collection of good songs, they have a unity of purpose. Encounters with Tom Verlaine by Dean Wareham of Luna:
I wrote about Verlaine last week and his playing on the greatest guitar solo ever. 🗯 Oliver Burkeman: Forgetting is a filter.
🗯 The old saw is you should write for one person. Michael Dean gets even more specific: Write for Your Grandkids.
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