Who’s tweeting out an apology…

Twitter. Yesterday, three former Twitter execs appeared before Congress and admitted the company made mistakes with the Hunter Biden laptop story. In 2020, weeks before the election, Twitter blocked a New York Post article on emails from the younger Biden’s business dealings. At the time, Twitter said it was conforming with policies against hacked materials. Now, the execs are saying ‘we messed up.’ But that the decision was entirely the company’s — and informed by efforts to reduce 2016 levels of disinformation. It wasn’t the only topic of conversation: execs revealed that the Trump White House had asked the company to remove tweets, including one by model Chrissy Teigen calling Trump a ”p*ssy a** b****.” The exec said the company refused, calling government requests like that a “slippery slope.” And said it’s a level of interference Twitter didn’t have to field from the Biden admin.

What sounds fun...

A vibrating pill. This week, doctors are able to start prescribing Vibrant. Approved by the FDA last year, the drug-free pill could help an estimated 9-20% of Americans who suffer from chronic constipation. And, what would you know, women could be at least 1.5 times more likely than men to deal with it. The disposable capsule vibrates once it hits the large intestine, stimulating the nerve cells and helping nudge the muscles that move food along. And then passes through once it’s done making its way through the old pipes. But yes, we can imagine other uses for it. So definitely talk to your doctor before wobbling and gobbling.

Who could be going gender neutral…

God. Yesterday, the Church of England said it’s launching a project this spring to explore whether to refer to God in a “non-gendered way" during worship. The Church says it’s to reflect the fact that “Christians have recognized since ancient times that God is neither male nor female.” But as of right now, it says it has “absolutely no plans” to cut or significantly change the liturgies.

What's better than a twofer...

A threefer. Just ask the Los Angeles Lakers.

What's not having people feel so fabulous...

Fabuloso.

When you're kicking yourself for making a mistake at work...

Take it from Google: it could be worse.