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Good morning. It’s Good Friday, which is a market holiday but not a federal holiday. That will result in a highly unusual scenario: When the government releases the pivotal jobs report this morning, the stock market won’t be open to react to it. Investors will have to spend three days marinating in the details before placing their wagers on Monday. Maybe that’s a lesson about resisting knee-jerk reactions, but we’ll leave that for LinkedIn...

Neal Freyman, Matty Merritt, Jamie Wilde

MARKETS

Nasdaq

12,087.96

S&P

4,105.02

Dow

33,485.29

10-Year

3.307%

Bitcoin

$28,004.42

Alphabet

$108.42

*Stock data as of market close, cryptocurrency data as of 3:00am ET. Here's what these numbers mean.

  • Markets: A tech rally led stocks higher yesterday, but overall this short week was pretty much a wash, with the S&P falling just 0.1% since Monday. Investors are treading water without a strong current tugging them in any direction—maybe today’s job report will provide one.
 

ETHICS

Clarence Thomas’s free vacations could be costly

Clarence Thomas in front of a vacation background Illustration: Hannah Minn/Photo: Getty

When your billionaire friend invites you on their yacht for an island-hopping adventure, you reply, “omw.”

Well, unless you’re a Supreme Court justice—then you might want to think twice.

Clarence Thomas apparently didn’t get the memo because, according to a bombshell ProPublica report published yesterday, the conservative Supreme Court justice has been whisked around on luxury vacations for 20+ years by the Dallas-based real estate mogul and GOP megadonor Harlan Crow. These gifted vacations, which Thomas didn’t disclose, have alarmed ethics watchdogs and spurred calls by senators to create a binding ethics code for Supreme Court justices.

Currently, the SCOTUS justices are the only federal judges who aren’t officially tied to a code of conduct, according to Bloomberg. However, they are required to report when they travel on a private jet (which Thomas did with Crow) and stay at commercial properties like resorts. Since Thomas didn’t disclose these gifts, ethics experts told ProPublica that he appears to have violated the law.

Got my toes in the water…

What were these luxury vacations Thomas took on Crow’s dime? Some include…

  • Nine days on a megayacht in Indonesia, a trip that would have cost Thomas and his wife $500,000+ had they paid for it themselves, ProPublica wrote.
  • Summer stays at Crow’s estate in the Adirondacks, Camp Topridge, where Thomas reportedly came into contact with execs at Verizon and PwC, as well as big GOP donors.

In a statement to ProPublica, Crow said that Thomas never asked to be taken on vacations, and his invites were “no different from the hospitality we have extended to our many other dear friends.”

But a SCOTUS justice is not like Crow’s other friends, in that they are expected to avoid any appearance of outside influence in order to maintain public trust in the institution. The revelation that Thomas accepted secret gifts from the ultrawealthy shows that he “seems to have completely disregarded his higher ethical obligations,” former government ethics lawyer Virginia Canter told ProPublica.—NF

        

TOGETHER WITH OONI

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WORLD

Tour de headlines

Democratic state Rep. Justin Jones of Nashville speaks prior to a vote on his expulsion from the legislature at the State Capitol Building Seth Herald/Getty Images

Tennessee Republicans expel Democrats from the legislature. In a dramatic and controversial move seen only a few times since the Civil War, GOP state representatives expelled two Democrats from the chamber after they joined gun control protests at the Tennessee State Capitol last week—days after six people were killed in a Nashville school shooting. Republicans accused these lawmakers of conducting a “mutiny,” while the expelled Democrats said the GOP was attacking democracy instead of addressing gun violence.

Transgender girl can keep racing on her girls track team. The Supreme Court rejected West Virginia’s emergency attempt to remove 12-year-old Becky Pepper-Jackson from her middle school’s girls track team. It was the first time the high court ruled on state-level restrictions on transgender athletes, but more decisions are expected as 19 states have limited transgender students’ participation in athletics in the last three years, according to the ACLU. Also yesterday, the Biden administration proposed barring schools from banning transgender athletes, with certain exceptions.

The IRS is hiring. The tax agency, flush with $80 billion in new funding, plans to bring on 30,000 staff in the next two years to replenish its depleted workforce, ramp up enforcement, and improve customer service. As part of its “digital first” overhaul, the IRS said it’ll be using data analytics and machine learning to uncover more Al Capone-types and boost government revenue. But Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has told them: No increased auditing of people making less than $400k.

WORK

McDonald’s remote layoffs might be the future

McDonald's sign Celal Gunes/Anadolu Agency via Getty Images

When McDonald’s cut hundreds of corporate jobs this week, it utilized a pandemic trend that’s still going strong: remote layoffs. The fast-food giant closed corporate offices Monday–Wednesday to remotely lay off a slice of its 45,000 US (and some international) white-collar workers.

Telling an employee their position has been eliminated in front of a blurred Zoom background has gotten a lot more common since waves of corporate workers ditched their offices at the onset of the pandemic. But in turning to remote layoffs, some companies have made an awful situation even awful-er:

  • When Twitter closed its offices to cut nearly 3,700 staffers in November, some employees reported losing access to work emails and Slack in the middle of the night prior to receiving an emailed pink slip.
  • Google’s parent company, Alphabet, chaotically laid off 6% of its staff in January via email.
  • Better.com’s CEO infamously laid off 900 employees in a virtual town hall in December 2021.

HR experts have mixed feelings. Some argue that finding out the bad news in the comfort of your home is a better alternative to packing up your office plants while catching coworker side-eyes. Plus, why drag someone into the office only to send them back home? But others say email and Zoom are impersonal and relieve managers of taking responsibility for layoffs.

+ HR Brew talked to experts on how to make the process less awful.—MM

        

ENTERTAINMENT

Game adaptations take over the box office

Mario looking at you Universal Pictures

The Super Mario Bros. Movie warps into theaters this weekend, joining a different kind of game → movie adaptation conjured at the box office last weekend, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves.

What’s going on? All types of games—from analog to digital—are surging in popularity, and Hollywood wants some of that Coin.

  • The video game industry made about $320 billion last year—levels above what TV and movies earn—and the industry will be worth $482 billion in 2027, Statista estimates.
  • Board games aren’t quite as lucrative ($11 billion to $13 billion in annual sales) but are growing at a similar clip. The tabletop RPG Dungeons & Dragons had over 50 million players as of 2020, and its audience was growing 33% annually.

But can Hollywood reproduce that success? The Super Mario Bros. Movie, despite reviews dissing it as “8-bit,” is expected to gross upward of $75 million this Friday to Sunday. That would be the best opening weekend for a video game adaptation ever, spinning past Sonic the Hedgehog 2.

Meanwhile, Dungeons & Dragons had a respectable but not block-busting debut last weekend. Whether D&D breaks even on its $150 million production budget (plus marketing!) could depend on if gamers keep seeing it even when Mario yahoos into theaters.—JW

        

TOGETHER WITH TAXACT

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Side-hustle stories. If you love a good motivational story, you’re in luck…because we’ve got two for you. We partnered with TaxAct to hear from two women small-business owners about the 5-to-9 work they’re passionate about—and sprinkled in some tax filing tips along the way. Watch it now + start your return for free with TaxAct.

GRAB BAG

Key performance indicators

Diddy on a $5,000 bill Morning Brew

Stat: Sean “Diddy” Combs revealed that he pays Sting $5,000 per day for sampling the singer’s “Every Breath You Take” on his own 1997 track, “I’ll Be Missing You”—a tribute to Biggie Smalls. Sting has said that Diddy never asked him for permission to sample his song until “after the fact,” but it seems to have worked out because now he’s raking in $1.8 million a year in passive income. Of course, Sting doesn’t really need Diddy’s royalties—he sold his music catalog to Universal Records for ~$300 million last year.

Quote: “If you’re in the business, like we are, of creating technology that really enriches people’s lives–you want to know what it’s doing. You want to know how people are feeling about it.”

In an interview with GQ, Apple CEO Tim Cook says he gets up at 5am to read customer feedback—and he probably gets a lot of it. Unlike other high-profile execs, Cook’s corporate email address is public (tcook@apple.com), though an army of assistants will probably review your note before it gets to him. Jeff Bezos, on the other hand, has said he spends his mornings “puttering” before his first meeting at 10am.

Read: Why everything is the same. (Alex Murrell)

QUIZ

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NEWS

What else is brewing

  • A Biden administration report on the US’ messy pullout from Afghanistan in 2021 mostly blamed former President Trump’s decisions in the region, which “severely constrained” Biden.
  • The burrito brawl is already over: Sweetgreen agreed to change the name of its Chipotle Chicken Burrito Bowl after Chipotle sued it for trademark infringement. The bowl will now be called the Chicken + Chipotle Pepper Bowl.
  • Tesla employees passed around “highly invasive videos and images” taken by cameras in customers’ cars between 2019 and 2022, according to Reuters.
  • Apple teased the opening of its first retail store in India. The company said it would be “arriving soon.”
  • Starbucks customers are complaining that the chain’s new olive oil drinks give them stomach issues.

RECS

Friday to-do list

We still don’t know who they are: Satoshi Nakamoto, Elena Ferrante, and everyone else whose identity remains unknown.

TIL…why plastic injection molding is so important.

The word “indictment” was everywhere this week. Here’s the story behind its odd pronunciation.

Brain-breaker: This is the speed of light, visualized.

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GAMES

The puzzle section

Picdoku: In today’s Picdoku, you’ll be playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers. Check it out.

Friday puzzle

There is only one number that, when spelled out, has its letters in alphabetical order.

Can you name it?

AROUND THE BREW

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Is ChatGPT disrupting healthcare? Not quite yet, but Healthcare Brew reports on how AI can revolutionize the pharmaceutical industry. Read it here.

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