Next Draft - Pat Answers
On Sunday, January 10, 1982, I was dressed and ready for my cousin to pick me up and take me to the 49ers playoff game against the Cowboys at Candlestick Park. Then the phone rang. My cousin's boss had changed his mind and was going to attend the game, thus there was no extra ticket for me. I not only missed one of the biggest games in 49er history, I also missed being in the stadium for the team's most magical play: Joe Montana to Dwight Clark for "The Catch." That was a rough Sunday. But at least we won the game and launched what would be an NFL dynasty. These days, the 49ers (and the rest of the NFL) are the victims of a dynasty, and suffering through Sunday February 11, 2024 was a hell of lot worse than missing The Catch. It was especially rough for kids my son's age. Even though I'm shocked that he's already 4 Kung Fu Pandas old, he wasn't around for the 49er glory days, and he was left, along with a couple friends on a Dorito-dusted couch, in a darkened room still warm from the now shut-off TV, to once again experience the agony of defeat— a feeling Nick Bosa described perfectly during a postgame interview. "It’s gonna hurt. It’s going to hit in waves. But that’s life." SF Chronicle columnist Scott Ostler described the loss as a painful déjà vu that will sting forever. But don't worry, son. Nothing is forever. It only took forty two years for my disappointment about missing the Catch to be overshadowed by my disappointment about losing another Super Bowl. And the SF Giants pitchers and catchers report in two days. We've got plenty more disappointment to look forward to. 2Enemies, A Love Story"Donald Trump, the 45th president of the United States and the presumptive Republican nominee, said earlier today that he would side with Russia against NATO and encourage Russian President Vladimir Putin to brutalize our allies. Not so long ago, many Americans—and especially most Republicans—would have considered anyone supporting such a view to be little more than a deranged and hateful anti-American fanatic." The Atlantic (Gift Article): Trump Encourages Putin to Attack NATO Members. 3Waylon Pennings"Waylon soon grew to be 'two hundred fifty pounds of pure protein,' as Austin likes to say—more than an average-sized NFL linebacker. By then, Austin had moved him to a large pen a few hundred yards away from the family home. On particularly beautiful days, he liked to lie on the ground in the enclosure, listening to sports radio and watching the clouds pass by. Inevitably, Waylon would lie down beside him, gingerly resting his enormous, wart-covered head on Austin’s thigh. They could remain that way for five or six hours at a time." Texas Monthly: His Best Friend Was a 250-Pound Warthog. One Day, It Decided to Kill Him. (I can't decide whether to go with a sports fan metaphor or a political one, so I'll just leave this alone.) 4Losing Travel Agency"'I was almost embarrassed ... It felt inauthentic asking a chatbot to plan my honeymoon.' What did it mean, exactly, to leave a major life experience to the inscrutable statistical mean of an internet’s worth of information? He was holding onto an ideal of himself, he said, as a seasoned traveler that 'just inherently knows what to do and how to find things.' But also, the things the AI found looked pretty good." The Verge: The return of the (robot) travel agent. A bride, a groom, a honeymoon — and ChatGPT. (Threesomes aren't what they used to be.) 5Extra, ExtraHostage Rescue Raid: "The Biden administration is deeply concerned about an Israeli operation that rescued two hostages out of Rafah but may have also resulted in some one hundred Palestinians being killed as part of that operation, according to a senior administration official. The hostages — 60-year-old Fernando Simon Marman and 70-year-old Louis Har — were rescued Monday morning after spending 128 days in captivity." Here's the latest from CNN. 6Bottom of the News"A person jumped on the hood of a Waymo driverless taxi and smashed its windshield in San Francisco’s Chinatown ... generating applause before a crowd formed around the car and covered it in spray paint, breaking its windows, and ultimately set it on fire." A crowd destroyed a driverless Waymo car in San Francisco. And this was before the Super Bowl. Read my 📕, Please Scream Inside Your Heart, or grab a 👕 in the Store. |
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