If you’ve ever shaken your fist and yelled at a bill from UnitedHealth, you may have more in common with members of Congress than you think.

Lawmakers in Washington are prepared to grill UnitedHealth CEO Andrew Witty in two congressional hearings today, months after a cyberattack on a subsidiary of the healthcare giant, Change Healthcare, rattled the industry and left pharmacies, doctors, and hospitals in the dark. Change processes roughly half of all Americans’ medical claims.

Congress wants Witty to clarify how UnitedHealth handled the breach of patient data. But beyond that, it wants to investigate whether the company—the nation’s largest private health insurer—has grown too big and taken on too much risk.

Healthcare with a hefty profit

However big you think UnitedHealth is, it’s bigger than that:

• With a market cap of nearly $450 billion, it’s the fourth-largest company in the US by revenue this year, beating out Alphabet and Microsoft.
• The company is eyeing a $24.7 billion profit in 2024.
• One analyst estimated that more than 5% of US GDP flows through UnitedHealth’s systems daily.

That could all end soon. Throughout most of UnitedHealth’s light-speed growth and acquisition spree, it’s drawn little scrutiny from regulators. But the winds are changing: The DOJ launched an antitrust investigation into the company in February, and today’s hearings show lawmakers are digging in. According to the Washington Post:

• Sen. Ron Wyden, chair of the Senate committee interrogating Witty today, plans to ask about the company’s practices, like prior authorization.
• At a hearing earlier this month, Rep. Buddy Carter said the company “needs to be busted up.”

As if that wasn’t spicy enough…some lawmakers are asking the SEC to investigate suspiciously timed stock sales by UnitedHealth execs that occurred shortly before news of the antitrust investigation went public.—CC

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Biden wants to reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug. The DEA is moving to reschedule marijuana into the same category as prescription drugs like ketamine, anabolic steroids, and Tylenol with codeine, the Associated Press reported, marking the agency’s biggest marijuana policy change in half a century. The proposal, which still needs to be reviewed by the White House, would not legalize marijuana, but it would recognize its medicinal use, make it easier to buy and sell, and acknowledge that it has less abuse potential than drugs like heroin. Biden allies hope the move helps with younger voters, who generally support relaxing weed laws.

Binance founder Changpeng Zhao was sentenced to four months in jail. The Chinese-born crypto billionaire, ranked as the 38th richest person in the world, now becomes the richest person ever to do time in a US federal prison, per Bloomberg. Known best as “CZ,” Zhao pleaded guilty in November to failing to install money laundering safeguards at Binance, which the Justice Department accused of widespread banking violations. Zhao also paid a $50 million fine and agreed to step down as CEO as part of his guilty plea. Prosecutors had sought a three-year sentence. Zhao is the second crypto bigwig to head to jail this year after FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried was sentenced to 25 years in March.

Amazon’s ad revenue is soaring, thanks to commercials. The e-commerce giant that tries to sell you toilet paper in between episodes of Fallout generated $11.8 billion in Q1 advertising revenue, demolishing analysts’ expectations due to its addition of streaming ads in default Prime Video subscriptions. Ad sales were up 24% from the same period a year ago, when the company had yet to include commercials on its streaming platform. The ad boom powered Amazon to a big earnings beat, posting $143 billion in total revenue for the quarter.

Walmart, the save-money-live-better retailer built by humble folk, got a four-year degree and now only eats peanut butter without hydrogenated oil. At least that’s the vibe of its new food brand, Bettergoods, which launched yesterday.

It’s Walmart’s biggest push into private-label food in 20 years. Some products, like dairy-free ice cream and flavored butter, are already in stores. The brand will eventually offer 300 items from ~$2 to ~$15, with most under $5. Creamy corn jalapeno chowder in a jar, bronze-cut pasta from Italy, and pistachio nut butter have been promised.

Walmart wants to be the monoculture

Much like how TSwift went from country darling to pop phenom in Louboutins, Walmart is staying focused on its core customers while pursuing higher-income and younger shoppers, Bloomberg reported. For your uncle, there’s Duracells and birdseed. For your lawyer, there are Pottery Barn dupes and Mario Badescu face spray. And Bettergoods will make “elevated culinary experiences accessible for all,” a spokesperson said.

Walmart’s playing 4D chess, crossing not only class divides but also dimensions. Americans 13 years of age and older can now buy physical Walmart products with real money inside of Roblox.—HVL

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Bad news for the mole at Dave & Buster’s—it’ll soon get whacked more zealously than ever because there will be money on the line. The arcade chain plans to let adults wager five bucks on some of its iconic games, CNBC reported yesterday.

The grownups among its 5 million loyalty members will be able to make classics like Skee-Ball about more than just nostalgia by using the D&B Rewards app to bet against each other. D&B is not doing it alone:

• It teamed up with competitions-for-cash startup Lucra, which already enables tennis and pickleball hobbyists to play for money.
• Lucra avoids the b-word when describing its services, calling them “real-money contests or challenges,” which it says aren’t regulated in the same way as gambling on games of chance.

Making things more interesting

D&B’s move comes out of the pro sports playbook, where a betting boom has been boosting fan engagement. It hopes that friendly bets will make patrons more drawn to the rattle of its machines.

It’s not all fun and games…many experts warn that the legalized betting bonanza comes with addiction risks and that the proliferation of “social betting” apps that use play currency can become a gambling gateway for young people.—SK

Quote: “One of archaeology’s great enigmas.”

That is how the Norton Disney History and Archaeology Group classifies a Roman dodecahedron recently dug up in England and set to go on display at the Lincoln Museum this month. It’s one of 130 such objects found across Europe since the 1700s—and researchers still have no idea what they were for. The most popular theory is that the 12-sided thingamajigs were religious or ritual objects because of how much care was put into making them (archaeologists say the Norton Disney one was deliberately placed on the top of a hill). Reddit sleuths are now on the case.

Stat: Everyone in the dugout needs to stay away from Japan’s Kansai Airport, because it’s in the midst of the travel equivalent of a 30-year-long perfect game. The airport in Osaka, which will host the World Expo in 2025, has not lost a piece of luggage since it opened in 1994, Nikkei Asia reported. Airports typically lose about 7.6 bags per 1,000 passengers—but not Kansai. Last year alone, the airport handled 10 million items without fumbling one. Nikkei chalks up the airport’s unfathomable heater to its “multilayered checking work” and a regularly updated staff manual.

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