Unlike Drake and Kendrick, TikTok used a 66-page legal complaint instead of diss tracks to escalate its beef with the US government. The app responsible for your embarrassing screen time totals sued the US yesterday over a law that forces it to be sold to a non-Chinese company to avoid a ban.

The bipartisan measure, signed by President Biden last month, gives TikTok’s Chinese owner, ByteDance, up to 12 months to seal the deal before it gets blocked in the US. In its legal challenge, TikTok called the law “unprecedented” and “unconstitutional,” arguing that it infringes on Americans’ right to free expression under the First Amendment.

TikTok’s rebuttal bars

TikTok claims a ban would deprive its 170 million US users of a way to consume and transmit hot takes on Kim Kardashian’s Met Gala corset information. It maintains that the government presented no concrete evidence that the app is a threat to national security.

Besides, TikTok says selling the company is impossible:

• The app under new owners would “not be commercially viable” if Americans were cut off from the global content that makes TikTok what it is.
• It’s unrealistic to transfer the source code to new owners in such a short time, and China likely wouldn’t permit the secret algorithm to change hands due to export bans.

Legal wonks expect the US to argue that its actions are legitimate due to concerns over China using TikTok to steal Americans’ data or push propaganda.

It’s no petty squabble: TikTok already scored legal victories against the Trump administration and the state of Montana over attempts to ban it. But this might be the strongest case against TikTok yet, and given the high stakes, it’ll probably end up in the Supreme Court.

Looking ahead: Experts say the lawsuit could delay any final decision on the app’s stateside future until at least 2026.—SK

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Instacart and Uber are teaming up to fight DoorDash. The enemy of my enemy is my food delivery friend. Instacart and Uber—grocery delivery rivals—announced yesterday that they are partnering to better compete with DoorDash in restaurant food delivery. The deal will allow Instacart users to place Uber Eats orders without leaving the app. The companies think the deal will lead to more revenue for Instacart and more access to a suburban customer base for Uber Eats, the Wall Street Journal reported. DoorDash is the leader in US restaurant delivery market share, posting record revenue in Q1.

Apple unveiled new iPad models. For the first time since 2022, the tech giant revealed major updates to its line of tablets, with (stop us if you’ve heard this before) an emphasis on artificial intelligence. The new iPad Pro comes with an M4 chip, which Apple says is 50% faster than the M2 chip and can handle AI tasks. The updated iPad Air, meanwhile, now can come with a larger screen and double the storage. Apple is hoping to reinvigorate sales for the slumping tablet, which fell 17% last quarter. The company also announced its $129 pencil.

Biden condemned the “ferocious surge of antisemitism.” In his speech at a Holocaust remembrance ceremony, President Biden criticized US college campus protests that include “antisemitism or hate speech or threats of violence of any kind.” Biden acknowledged Americans’ rights to free speech and peaceful protest but said, “scapegoating and demonizing any minority is a threat to every minority and the very foundation of our democracy.” The president also decried the Oct. 7 atrocities committed by Hamas in Israel. Biden has been criticized by some in his own party for his staunch support of Israel and by Republicans for not going far enough in denouncing the campus protests.

In the middle of the desert in Saudi Arabia right now, someone is probably thinking, “Maybe a 105-mile-long skyscraper wasn’t the best idea.”

They might be right. Neom, Saudi Arabia’s planned futuristic mega-development, is hitting some bumps on its road to completion. Engineers, architects, and executives face mounting costs and impossible tasks trying to build two skyscrapers, each the length of Delaware and the height of the Empire State Building.

What’s going wrong besides “The Line” looking like it was designed by a bad guy in The Incredibles?

• Original plans expected 1.5 million residents to move into the first phase of the project by 2030, but according to Neom execs, it’s more likely to be ~200,000.
• There are also cost overruns on a planned $38 billion ski resort and construction delays due to a need for more infrastructure for the 100,000 workers on the site.

Saudi Arabia’s economy minister denied reports that the kingdom scaled down its plans.

It’s more than a really long building. Neom symbolizes Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman’s bid to diversify Saudi Arabia’s economy away from oil and boost tourism. But the cost—which employees estimate will be north of $2 trillion when done—may be too much even for one of the world’s largest oil exporters.—CC

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No one knows exactly what it will look like or play like, but Nintendo President Shuntaro Furukawa—the only guy they let toss medium-rare steaks into Wario’s kennel—confirmed that a Nintendo Switch successor will be officially announced by March 2025.

A tease for a future product tease might not sound like a big deal, but the Switch is the third-most-popular gaming console in history, selling over 141 million units, which approaches the company’s own Nintendo DS (154 million) and the current record-holder, PlayStation’s PS2 (155 million). Video game fans, used to five-year lifespans of whatever they’re holding, are champing at the bit for a new Switch model after the handheld device’s initial release seven years ago.

• Nintendo sold just over 28 million Switches in 2020, when they were selling out at every major retailer during Covid lockdown.
• During the last fiscal year that ended in March 2024, that number dropped to 15.7 million.

Bottom line: Nintendo’s unique legacy of tunnel vision innovation has had mixed results. The Switch 2 (unofficial name) could follow in the footsteps of the Game Boy Color’s triumphant release nine years after its predecessor. Or it could be a Wii U flop.—MM

Stat: If you walk down the street in New York City and count the first 24 people you see, chances are a) you will get a lot of dirty looks and b) you will have spotted at least one millionaire. That’s according to a new ranking that found NYC to be the richest metro area in the world, with 350,000 millionaires—more than the entire populations of Pittsburgh and Orlando, CNBC noted. In total, New Yorkers have more than $3 trillion in wealth—more than the GDP of Canada. Based on wealth per capita, New York is second only to Monaco, the Mediterranean city-state comprised largely of James Bond villains. New York’s millionaires can thank the recent stock market boom for the surge in riches.

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Acting like the most mature friend at your weekend brunch, Judge Juan Merchan, who’s overseeing former President Donald Trump’s criminal hush money trial, made it clear to the courtroom that the...specifics of Trump’s alleged affair with adult film star Stormy Daniels were not germane. Daniels took the stand yesterday, alleging that Trump and his former lawyer Michael Cohen paid her $130,000 to keep quiet about the sexual encounter in the run-up to the 2016 presidential election. Trump’s lawyers argued that Daniels’s testimony was prejudicial and asked for a mistrial, which Merchan rejected.

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