Welcome to issue 161 of Last Week in AWS. This week sees the AWS Online Summit, in which we see if AWS goes for a bewildering array of new service releases, a more modest set of improvements to existing offerings, or something else entirely.

I'll be around for it!

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An introduction to AWS Networking 101. I learned some things--it's deeper than the "101" title would have you believe.

"It's very important to AWS that the world know and understand that Zoom's deal with Oracle is net new, NOT a replacement of their existing AWS workloads. Also, please pay no attention to the disparity in data transfer pricing for a service that does realtime video for half the planet."

HPE (motto: "It's all been downhill since we stopped making the good LaserJet printers") launched a "Cloudless" marketing campaign last year. The internet successfully cyber-bullied them over it so hard that their #2 fled to go run AWS in APAC. I count that as a win.

Trek10 (motto: "We're Trek9 now that Forrest Brazeal changed companies") has a post on three guiding principles for building SaaS products on AWS.

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Add enriched metadata to Amazon VPC flow logs published to CloudWatch Logs and S3 - "What the hell is my app doing" is no longer the same, now that it doesn't require a scavenger hunt through four separate AWS service consoles to isolate what a particular flow includes.

Amazon Chime adds new policies to govern meeting access - I’m sad to report that my days of sneaking in to online AWS meetings and pretending that I belong there have come to an end.

Amazon CloudWatch Logs Insights now allows you to save queries - Another opportunity presents itself to mess with your coworkers. These queries are account-wide, so amuse and delight them by making them ask "what on earth is this query," then horrify them when they figure out what data it's pulling up.

Amazon CloudWatch now monitors Prometheus metrics - Now in Beta - If you use this, please be remarkably careful with how you set it up to avoid some billing... unpleasantness; otherwise it won't just be Prometheus chained to a rock while an eagle tears out his liver...

Amazon CodeGuru Reviewer announces pull request dashboard - There's a spectrum of customer respect. There's customer obsession, then there's ignoring your customers, then there's actively insulting your customers, and then all the way at the far end we have this line from the release announcement: "To contact the team visit the Amazon CodeGuru developer forum."

Amazon EC2 now supports aliases for Amazon Machine Images (AMIs) - And of course some of you sadists have already started naming some of those AMIs "Amy."

Amazon Lightsail firewall now supports source-IP based rules and PING - I... wait, why is AWS capitalizing "PING" like it's an acronym? It isn't. In fact Wikipedia states "The acronym Packet InterNet Groper for PING has been used for over 30 years, and although Muuss says that from his point of view PING was not intended as an acronym, he has acknowledged Mills’ expansion of the name." So ping's author states it's not an acronym, but chooses not to fight it (I don't understand some people's lifestyle choices). So... why is AWS spelling it this way? If they wanted to be pedantic they'd instead refer to it as "ICMP type 8 echo requests" and alienate everybody, but no. They're just picking a very esoteric spelling that nobody accepts and working into feature releases solely to mess with me. Well I'm onto your game AWS, I see you! You won't fool me that easily-- BBZZZRT

Amazon S3 Batch Operations adds support for S3 Object Lock - By the time you're applying legal holds to individual S3 objects in bulk, your day has just been absolutely ruined.

Announcing higher EBS and Networking performance and 1-year reservation purchase option on Amazon EC2 High Memory Instances - "High Memory Instances" is a charitable term for these multi-TB monstrosities. Their names are just long random strings that feel like dumps of their collective firmware, so even AWS gave up on mispronouncing them.

Announcing new query monitoring capabilities in the Amazon Redshift console - It's great that the RedShift console now flags the expensive queries you're running, but the "Please run more like this one so I can buy a boat!" tooltip is a bit much.

Announcing Route Analyzer in AWS Transit Gateway Network Manager - "Why is TCP terminating on the floor" is now presumably answered without four hours on the phone speaking to an overworked professional.

AWS Step Functions now supports AWS CodeBuild service integration - ...wherein your crappy CI/CD practices turn them instead to AWS Stomp Functions.

AWS Systems Manager Explorer now provides a multi-account summary of Trusted Advisor checks - Once again a terrible name within Systems Manager. I'd call this rough roundup of Trusted Advisor checks "Plausible Advisor" if it were up to me.

AWS Trusted Advisor adds 5 Cost Optimization checks - ...and they all come down to reserved capacity recommendations at a time when nobody knows what next week is going to look like.

Introducing Amazon RDS Ready Partners - A major problem with RDS gets fixed: vendors weren't able to sell you things easily to bolt onto it.

Introducing AWS Trusted Advisor Explorer - Last year AWS signed a partnership with Ford; it was unclear what Ford got in return. Now we know: naming rights to an AWS service.

Introducing the new AWS SaaS Competency - There are now additional boxes to check for all of those AWS Consulting Partners left twiddling their thumbs during the downturn.

Neptune Streams feature is now available outside of lab mode - This is a forward-looking feature for the day when someone will need a graph database outside of a test lab.

NoSQL Workbench for DynamoDB adds support for Linux - Amazon releases a Linux desktop application that doesn't support Amazon Linux.

General Availability of UltraWarm for Amazon Elasticsearch Service | AWS News Blog - I made fun of ChaosSearch for spelling their company name CHAOSSEARCH and they fixed it. I make fun of AWS for their naming foibles and they double down with terms like "UltraWarm."

New – AWS Elemental Link – Deliver Live Video to the Cloud for Events & Streams | AWS News Blog - Live Video now comes with free two-day shipping.

90%+ price reduction for AWS IoT Jobs, Globally Available | AWS News Blog - Price cuts are great things, but it's hard to read "a 90%+ price reduction" as anything other than a tacit admission that they biffed it on the pricing model.

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An IAM policy generator sounds like something AWS should build, so of course a third party had to do it instead.

A tool that explains what the hell your permissions allow comes from SalesForce (motto: "Proud sponsor of the San Francisco SalesForce Bus Station!") and is appropriately named cloudsplaining.