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And the award goes to…

Move aside, Carmy — the sports world is serving up the best TV around with drama and highlights aplenty. Digging into today’s sports news? Yes, chef.

Quote of The Day
Quote TOP TIER BLESSINGS 🤍
Las Vegas Aces A’ja Wilson poses with a basketball.

— Las Vegas Aces superstar and MVP frontrunner A’ja Wilson, after becoming the first-ever WNBA player to score 1,000 points in a single season during yesterday’s 84–71 win over the Connecticut Sun. Nobody does it better.

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NFL

🏈 Never felt this way before

Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Marvin Harrison Jr. scores a touchdown.
Source: Sportsnet

The GIST: From stunning catches to shocking upsets, they’re having the time of their lives on the NFL Week 2 gridiron.

Arizona Cardinals wide receiver (WR) Marvin Harrison Jr. has arrived: The rookie shined in the Cardinals’ 41–10 rout of the LA Rams yesterday, hauling in two touchdowns (TDs) and accumulating 130 receiving yards. Bird’s gotta fly.

Kansas City Chiefs top Cincinnati Bengals in nailbiter: Despite KC quarterback (QB) Patrick Mahomes’ two uncharacteristic interceptions, the red and gold came out on top at Arrowhead, beating QB Joe Burrow and the Bengals 26–25 behind a game-winning field goal from controversial kicker Harrison Butker.

New Orleans Saints, Las Vegas Raiders, Minnesota Vikings record massive upsets: Saints QB Derek Carr outshined Dallas Cowboys signal caller Dak Prescott yesterday, leading his squad to a lopsided 44–19 W, while the Raiders stunned the Baltimore Ravens 26–23, pushing the Ravens to 0-2 for the first time since 2015.

  • But no team turned more heads than the Vikings, as WR Justin Jefferson notched a jaw-dropping 97-yard TD in their 23–17 win over the injury-plagued San Francisco 49ers. On that note…

Week 2 injury list grows: Jefferson exited the game in the third quarter with a quad contusion, injured on the same play as 49ers defensive lineman Nick Bosa, who left the game with an apparent ankle issue, but later returned.

Fun & Games

Take Your Pick

Atlanta Falcons

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Philadelphia Eagles

Week 2 of the NFL season closes out with a bird battle in the City of Brotherly Love. Who’s your pick to win tonight’s 8:15 p.m. ET Monday Night Football showdown?

Solheim Cup

⛳ All the stars aligned

Team USA players post after winning the Solheim Cup
Source: Matt York/AP Photo

The GIST: Home is definitely where the wins are for Team USA, who beat Team Europe 15.5-12.5 to claim their first Solheim Cup victory in seven years. There are plenty of standout moments from the BFD tourney, so let’s drive right into it.

Team USA built a four-point lead through the first two days: Powered by the chemistry and energy of good friends Nelly Korda and Megan Khang, the Americans started off strong in foursome and four-ball play on Friday, jumping out to a 6-2 lead, tied for the United States’ largest lead after the second session in tournament history.

Team Europe mounted a final day comeback, American Lilia Vu sealed the deal: The last day of play featured 12 singles matches and the Europeans came out firing, collecting two early wins from British stars Charley Hull and Georgia Hall.

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  • Sudeikis created his own Nike Sabrina 2s with the help of his daughter, Daisy, in the Nike By You lab, designing his sneaks with inspiration from both of his kids, the sunshine they bring to his life, and their shared love of women’s hoops.
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Quick Hits

🏀 Indiana Fever's Caitlin Clark sets rookie single-season scoring record

No, you’re not experiencing déjà vu — rookie phenom Clark broke yet another record yesterday, this time claiming the all-time WNBA rookie scoring mark previously held by Hall of Famer Seimone Augustus. And CC did it in style, notching a career-high 35 points in a 110–109 victory over the Dallas Wings. Casual.

🏎️ McLaren ascends to top of Constructor Standings with Oscar Piastri win

Chaos was the name of the game at yesterday’s Azerbaijan Grand Prix as Piastri beat Ferrari’s Charles Leclerc (who started the race in first position) to claim the chequered flag. 

  • The win gave McLaren the Constructor Standings lead over Red Bull, who lost the top spot for the first time in two years. With only seven races to go in the season, expect more drama across the circuit.

🎓🏈 No. 1 Texas takes over top spot in rankings, Arch Manning impresses

With Heisman Trophy candidate and star QB Quinn Ewers sidelined with an abdomen injury in the second quarter, Peyton and Eli’s nephew stepped in seamlessly under center, posting five TDs in the newly named No. 1 Longhorns’ 56–7 rout of UTSA.

👟 Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone reigns supreme at Diamond League, Julien Alfred outduels Sha’Carri Richardson in Paris rematch

Two-time Olympic champion McLaughlin-Levrone topped more podiums at the famed Diamond League meet over the weekend, winning both the invitational 200m and invitational 400m (she could not race in the final because she did not compete in regular-season Diamond League meets).

  • The first-place finishes add even more fuel to the speedster’s fire to race on flat ground next year in addition to dominating in the hurdles.
  • Elsewhere, reigning 100m gold medalist Alfred finished first to defend her crown, while Paris silver medalist Richardson crossed the line in eighth.
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  • Whether your cat is a Blue Russian, Maine Coon, or simply a kooky little guy, Smalls’ recipes are sure to satisfy because they’re packed with proper nutrition without any preservatives.
  • Smalls offers first-time customers a 20% discount, but you can stack an additional 20% off by using code THEGIST20. Paws-itively purrfect.
The GIST's Bracket Challenge
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