The GIST - Wake up and choose chaos

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From The GIST Team

Happy Monday!

The holiday season is almost here, but ring season is already in full effect with a handful of champions crowned over the weekend. Toss that confetti as we head into today’s news.

Quote of The Day
Quote I f***ing waited eight years for this moment.
Marta celebrates after the Orlando Pride defeat the Washington Spirit in the NWSL Championship.

— Soccer legend and Orlando Pride captain Marta, who clinched her first NWSL title on Saturday (more on that below) with her proud mom in the stands, watching her play in the U.S. for the first time. Bowing to the queen.

The Latest
NWSL Championship

⚽ It’s winning time

Marta #10 of Orlando Pride kisses the trophy during the NWSL Championship
Source: Bill Barrett/ISI Photos/Getty Images

The GIST: As you read, the No. 1 seed Orlando Pride won their first-ever NWSL Championship on Saturday, topping the No. 2 seed Washington Spirit 1–0 in the final — a perfect ending to their near-perfect season.

Pride striker Barbra Banda scores lone goal, wins championship MVP: Banda added to her already impressive postseason tally, notching her fourth playoff goal in her debut NWSL season. The victory makes Orlando the first franchise since 2019 to win the league’s Shield (best regular-season record) and championship in the same campaign. Dominance.

  • Though the Pride walked away with the trophy, the Spirit still turned in a valiant effort in this physical game — the young squad controlled the match and took 26 shots (!!!) to Orlando’s nine, but couldn’t find the back of the net.

NWSL meets the moment: Adding an exclamation point to an extremely successful NWSL season, Saturday’s title game sold out CPKC Stadium (the first sports arena built specifically for women). From record-setting attendance to soaring viewership to the league’s mid-season player-first CBA changes, the future of women’s soccer is oh-so bright.

  • Speaking of, NWSL expansion is on the horizon amid this rapid growth: BOS Nation FC will make its debut in the 2026 season, alongside the league’s 16th team from either Cincinnati, Cleveland, or Denver. Truly squad goals.
   
Formula 1

🏎️ Thriving to the Max

2024 F1 World Drivers Champion Max Verstappen stands on his car in celebration after winning his fourth straight title in Las Vegas.
Source: Mark Thompson/Getty Images

The GIST: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas wins a World Drivers’ Championship (WDC)...if you’re Red Bull’s Max Verstappen, that is. Here’s how he clinched the title this weekend.

Verstappen wins fourth straight WDC: While the Mercedes duo of George Russell and Sir Lewis Hamilton finished first and second, respectively (even with Hamilton starting in 10th), the Dutchman drove to a fifth-place finish in Vegas, one spot ahead of his title rival, McLaren’s Lando Norris.

  • That was more than enough for Verstappen to join the small but mighty group of drivers who’ve won at least four individual titles.
  • After last year’s absolute domination, Verstappen started the 2024 campaign in similar fashion, winning seven of the first 10 races to take what turned out to be an insurmountable lead en route to claiming this year’s title. Driving and thriving.

World Constructor’s Championship still up for grabs with two races left: This is the first season in F1 history where seven different drivers have won multiple races, making it no surprise that the quest for the team title will come down to the wire.

  • McLaren leads a surging Ferrari squad by only 24 points, with third-place Red Bull also in the mix ahead of next weekend’s race in Qatar. Buckle up.
   
Buzzer Beaters

🎓🏀 No. 1 South Carolina women’s basketball lost their first game in 604 days yesterday, falling 77–62 to No. 5 UCLA, while the JuJu Watkins–led No. 3 USC Trojans were upset 74–61 by No. 6 Notre Dame on Saturday. March Madness…in November.

🏈 Just call the Kansas City Chiefs the NFL’s Houdini because the squad pulled off yet another great escape yesterday, this time a tight 30–27 win against the lowly Carolina Panthers.

  • Elsewhere, the Dallas Cowboys notched a chaotic 34–26 dub over the Washington Commanders where 31 points were scored in the final five minutes.
  • Not to be outdone, Philadelphia Eagles running back Saquon Barkley put up an eye-popping stat of his own — a mind-boggling 302 total yards — in the Birds’ Sunday Night Football win.

World No. 7 Jeeno Thitikul is $4M richer, winning the largest first-place prize in women’s golf at this weekend’s CME Group Tour Championship, where retiring American Lexi Thompson said an emotional goodbye to pro golf at the final event of the season. *sniff*

🎓🏑 No. 2 seed Northwestern won their second program field hockey national championship yesterday, blowing out No. 4 seed St. Joseph’s (who had stunned No. 1 UNC in the semis) 5–0. What team?!

🎓🏈 NCAA football woke up and chose chaos this weekend as four ranked squads — then–No. 7 Alabama, then–No. 9 Ole Miss, then–No. 15 Texas A&M, and then–No. 16 Colorado — lost to unranked opponents on Saturday. Oof.

🏒 Pittsburgh Penguins legend Sidney Crosby is now the 21st player in NHL history to score 600 career goals, reaching the milestone in the Pens’ 6–1 Saturday loss to the Utah Hockey Club.

🎾 Recently retired tennis legend Andy Murray will coach longtime rival and world No. 7 Novak Djokovic through January’s Australian Open. No bad blood here.

⛷️ Skier Mikaela Shiffrin secured her record-extending 99th World Cup win on Saturday and could clinch No. 100 on home snow in Vermont next week. So cold.

The MLS Cup Conference Finals are set: The No. 4 seed Seattle Sounders will take on the No. 2 seed LA Galaxy in Saturday’s’s Western Conference bout, while No. 4 Orlando City SC will face the No. 7 NY Red Bulls in Saturday’s Eastern Conference showdown.

Together With Ally
A graphic of Pitt volleyball players, a South Carolina basketball player, and PWHL hockey players
Source: PittVB/X, GamecockWBB/X, PWHL_Toronto/X, The GIST

The thick of the holiday season is just around the corner, but women’s sports season never goes out of style — which is why we’re back with Ally’s Sports Spotlight to help you plan your viewing schedule around second helpings of mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie.

  • 🎓🏐 College volleyball: No. 1 Pitt Panthers vs. No. 3 Louisville Cardinals, Wednesday at 7 p.m. ET (ACCN): These aren’t just two of the sport’s most elite squads — they also happen to be massive rivals, duking it out for ACC dominance and an automatic bid to the national championship. Got some syrup for those pancakes?
  • 🎓🏀 College basketball: No. 1 South Carolina Gamecocks vs. No. 8 Iowa State Cyclones, Thursday at 1:30 p.m. ET (FOX): A Turkey Day tussle between the reigning national champs and last year’s March Madness Cinderella story? Delicious.
  • 🏒 PWHL: Boston Fleet vs. Toronto Sceptres, Saturday at 2 p.m. ET (viewing info here): The groundbreaking league drops the puck on its sophomore season with Toronto’s home opener from their upgraded digs, the Coca-Cola Coliseum. The vibes are guaranteed to be through the roof.

Ally’s kept you in the loop on the biggest events in women’s sports with their Sports Spotlights, just like they’re working overtime to help you meet your financial goals. Check out how they’re changing the game for women athletes and learn more about how you can help too. Hint: Step one is tuning in and cheering ’em on.

The GIST's Picks

Recs from our roster!

📖 Who’s an open book

Nazem Kadri, whose inspirational memoir Dreamer details how he overcame harassment to become the first Muslim Stanley Cup winner, and the impossible dreams he has made a reality. And thanks to Penguin Random House, you could score a free copy of Dreamer today.*

❗ What to read

This Globe and Mail investigation about the ongoing culture problems that plagued the CanWNT long before the drone scandal at the Paris Olympics this summer.

🤠 What to look forward to

Beyoncé bringing her “Cowboy Carter” era to the NFL Christmas Day halftime show, streaming live on Netflix. Holiday vibes and Queen Bey? A true sleigh.

*P.S. This is a sponsored post. Turn the page.

Fun & Games

Take Your Pick

Baltimore Ravens

vs

LA Chargers

Tonight’s 8:15 p.m. ET Monday Night Football showdown between the AFC playoff hopeful Baltimore Ravens and LA Chargers has it all: talented quarterbacks in Baltimore’s Lamar Jackson and LA’s Justin Herbert, disruptive defenses, and another edition of the Harbaugh Bowl as head coaches and brothers John (Ravens) and Jim (Chargers) renew their rivalry on the gridiron. Who ya got?

Older messages

Sunday Scroll: Fight’s not finished

Sunday, November 24, 2024

A thoughtful Scroll to start the day ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

Everyone deserves a chance to fly

Friday, November 22, 2024

Defying gravity ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

Sisters? Hallie, we're like twins!

Wednesday, November 20, 2024

Lindsay Lohan meets NFL ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

Caught a vibe

Monday, November 18, 2024

Baby, are you coming for the ride? ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

Sunday Scroll: Where everybody knows her name

Sunday, November 17, 2024

It's always ladies night ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

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