Sunday Scroll: You play the beautiful game, bro?
From The GIST Team |
Ready to kick it?Welcome to The GIST’s Sunday Scroll, where we dive deep into one timely sports topic. The 30th season of Major League Soccer (MLS) kicked off yesterday, so we’re belatedly popping into your inbox with a refresher on one of the most unpredictable leagues in sports. Let’s play the beautiful game, bros, brothers, and brethren. |
Quote of The Day |
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Portland fans do not deserve the people who have power over this club. People who say they are men but do not keep their word. People who are only there when the team wins. |
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— MLS superstar midfielder Evander, slamming the front office of his former team, the Portland Timbers, after a disappointing playoff exit last October.
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The Scroll |
⚙️ How it works![]()
Source: Miami Herald
Let’s start with a quick refresher on the league setup: The 30 MLS clubs, including new expansion team San Diego FC, are split into the 15-team Eastern and Western Conferences.
While the franchise with the best regular-season record across both conferences will earn the Supporters’ Shield, a team’s main objective is to secure a playoff berth.
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🏆 The top dogs![]()
Source: The Sporting Tribune
🌃 LA Galaxy: Even those who don’t watch soccer have likely heard of this club thanks to 🌴 Inter Miami: This is MLS’ other most well-known club because of one singular superstar: Lionel Messi, aka the GOAT, who put Miami (and, for many, the league at large) on the map. He led the Herons to the Supporters’ Shield last season, but they suffered a stunning first-round upset in the playoffs. Will a new-look coaching staff be what Miami needs to seal the deal this year? 🐂 NY Red Bulls: After last year’s Cinderella run to the MLS Cup, much of the Red Bulls’ core returns to make another magical playoff run, filling out a roster that remains one of the league’s youngest. Red Bull may give you wings, and if all goes according to plan, it could give NY wins, too. |
🏇 The dark horses![]()
Source: San Diego FC via Los Angeles Times
👪 Columbus Crew: Consistently one of the league’s best squads, Columbus is led by reigning Coach of the Year Wilfried Nancy and cheered for by America’s boyfriend. They suffered a brutal offseason loss when forward Cucho Hernández left for Spain’s LaLiga, but they still boast a top-notch defense, and you know what they say about winning championships… 🌊 Colorado Rapids: The Rapids have been on the verge of greatness for a few seasons, but they’ll need an extra boost to reach the elite strata of MLS teams. Without any splashy trades this offseason, a refined strategy will hopefully take them to the next level. If they can crack the code, consider Colorado a major dark horse. 🌞 San Diego FC: MLS’ newest squad is brimming with potential, even if their kits are truly terrible. The expansion squad’s first-ever opponent? The reigning champ Galaxy, today at 7 p.m. ET. Talk about a baptism by fire. |
⚽ Players to watch![]()
Source: Major League Soccer
Lionel Messi, Inter Miami: Arguably the greatest soccer player of all time and most famous athlete on the planet, it’s hard to describe just how massive Messi’s impact on the league has been since joining in 2023. He’s the Michael Jordan of soccer, the reigning league MVP, and he looks great in pink. Christian Benteke, D.C. United: Despite his club’s lackluster 2024 performance, Benteke shone as the Golden Boot winner — aka the top regular-season goalscorer — with 23 golazos. D.C. has big hopes to make the playoffs this year, and Benteke is the centerpiece of that master plan. Steven Moreira, Columbus Crew: As mentioned, the Crew has one of the league’s best defenses, and Moreira is at the heart of it. He’s a key ingredient as Columbus seeks redemption for their early 2024 playoff exit. Kristijan Kahlina, Charlotte FC: The reigning Goalkeeper of the Year is a certified brick wall. He finished last season tied for first in the league in shutouts (12) and led MLS in save percentage (75.63%). He’s also the first Croatian player to earn an individual MLS end-of-year award. Impressive. Evander, FC Cincinnati: Beyoncé, Madonna, Drake, Prince…all the biggest divas go by a single name, and mononymous Evander joined that club last October when he, as mentioned, started drama with his old squad, the Portland Timbers. He was a candidate for MVP last season and will hopefully keep up the momentum for his new squad. |
📺 How to watch![]()
Source: CNN
For the third straight season, every match will be available on Apple TV+ through MLS Season Pass. To sweeten the deal, Season Pass is a treasure trove for MLS enthusiasts — it includes exclusive content, an archive of the league’s best games, drone stadium tours, and much more. No subscription? No problem. Select matches will be available for free on Apple TV+ throughout the season, while Fox will carry some games in English and Spanish. T-Mobile is also providing all of its U.S. customers with a free subscription to MLS Season Pass, and DirecTV subscriptions include a free trial ending March 1st. So many options.
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👕 How to look good, play goodWith your favorite club’s 2025 kit. Go down a rabbit hole watching the incredible reveal videos, then cop one to show your colors all season long. 💸 What’s on the riseMLS’ popularity in the United States…and with it, team valuations. San Diego FC’s ownership paid a record $500M expansion fee to launch the franchise, a 54% jump from Charlotte FC’s expansion fee in 2019. Cha-ching. 🥽 How to dive deepRead ESPN’s predictions for all 30 MLS squads during the 2025 campaign. Set your expectations for your team and scope out the competition. 🟥 Who just couldn’t help itMLS referee Marco Ortiz Nava, who asked Messi for a jersey swap after officiating Inter Miami’s Concacaf Champions Cup first-round match last Wednesday. Hey, who can blame him? |
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