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Today in Tedium: Putting three options in a single container seems like a really clever way to admit that people are really bad at making up their minds. Maybe you want something plain-Jane—that’s what the vanilla is for. Or maybe you like having something that everyone loves as a flavor—that’s where the chocolate comes into play. But then you get guilty and decide it’s important to eat something fruity. Fortunately, the strawberry flavor is right there. These flavors, on their own, would be good enough for most people, yet some feel compelled to have all three flavors in one container, like they’re eating their food in sections. So why is Neapolitan ice cream a thing, and could it really be better? Today’s Tedium has the scoop on Neapolitan. — Ernie @ Tedium

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Neapolitan ice cream, in sandwich form. (Rakka/Flickr)

Why does Neapolitan ice cream exist? Long story short: We needed to Americanize something better

First off, if you guessed Neapolitan ice cream was supposed to represent a flag of some kind, just know that the metaphor was once there, but the American desire for chocolate kind of ruined it. (Brown isn’t exactly a common flag color.)

And the ice cream flavor, suitably, is strongly regional: Neapolitan ice cream, also known as harlequin ice cream, is rooted in a regional treat that does in fact have ties to the Italian city of Naples. It appeared in the United States starting around the time of the Civil War, with the first newspaper reference appearing in a Brooklyn newspaper in 1868.

You might be disappointed to learn however, that Americans got a copy-of-a-copy-of-a-copy facsimile of the original. The reason is that Neapolitan ice cream reflects a very simplified version of a much more complex food with an Italian heritage.

An example of spumoni, which inspired Neapolitan ice cream. (bionicgrrl/Flickr)

That food, spumoni, is a form of gelato that combines more diverse flavors—cherry, pistachio, almond, vanilla or chocolate—into a multi-part ice cream dish that is intended to be eaten together, rather than apart. But rather than simply being a mixture of different kinds of ice cream, it often also adds more complex elements, such as fruit, nuts, and whipped cream, to create a more in-depth taste. (It’s also not technically considered ice cream, but semifreddo, or a frozen mousse.) And while there are more traditional approaches, there’s lots of room to customize and diversify the flavor.

“Creating spumoni is like creating any ice cream,” Chef Cesare Cassella of the International Culinary Center told Bon Appetit in 2014. “You put together flavors that you like, and then you slice it. Really you can fantasize about the flavors you would like to try together and change it with the season.”

Lezza, a Chicago-area company that has specialized in spumoni for more than a century, offers a great example of what spumoni can be—and its roots in the city can be directly traced to a single individual, Salvatore Lezza. Lezza left his native Nola, Italy—not far from Naples—in 1905 and found himself in Chicago with limited belongings. But he soon married Lucia Ferrara, whose family owned a Chicago-area confectioner, and soon enough they were working together on a family business that made spumoni its bedrock.

Speaking to Chicago Sun-Times journalist Neil Sternberg, longtime company head Ed Lezza Sr. described his spumoni as such: “Spumoni must be sliced. You slice it, you have all five characteristics in every slice.”

It sounds amazing, yet someone felt that America wasn’t ready for this rush of flavors and gave us the weak stuff instead.

Going back to the flag thing, if Neapolitan ice cream had stuck with, say, pistachio instead of chocolate, then the whole flag metaphor would have worked. But chocolate won, because chocolate is chocolate, and chocolate dominates the sweet-tooth diet.

Astronaut ice cream, a form of ice cream for which the ice part is kind of a misnomer. (Ruth Hartnup/Flickr)

Much like the brittle substance itself, the concept of “astronaut ice cream”—often sold in Neapolitan form—has totally been busted

One of the key sources where one might run into Neapolitan ice cream outside of the frozen section of the grocery store is in freeze-dried form.

Often, this kind of ice cream is called “astronaut” ice cream, in reference to the fact that it was originally designed for the U.S. space mission.

The problem is, astronaut ice cream didn’t really get its big moment in space. It was one of many types of food that was developed for the U.S. space program by the Whirlpool corporation, which put its Life Support Division on the case. Whirlpool was going crazy with efforts to freeze-dry the liquids out of food so they could be used in space, as well as to design receptacles that could easily store the purpose-built food.

A 1969 article from the corporation’s local paper, The Herald-Press of St. Joseph, Michigan, laid out what the company did—putting together bacon, coffee, orange drinks, dried fruits, and candy in a form that could survive without most of the necessary elements needed for enjoyment of these things on Earth—that is, the shape, the lack of consistency, and the weight generated by all of the liquids.

“Space food must be light-weight and or compressed because of weight and space limitations aboard the spacecraft,” the article explains. “The food has to be stored without refrigeration and handled and eaten while weightless. Rehydratable foods require a certain amount of water to knead the mixture into an edible meal. It must be caloric distributed by about 17 percent protein; 32 percent fats and 51 percent carbohydrates; low in crude fiber; and resemble the color, flavor, and texture of freshly prepared food.”

One thing the article does not mention is ice cream.

But ice cream was something worked on, with rumors of it appearing on the 1968 Apollo 7 mission, according to a NASA press kit. And an Associated Press article does definitively mention that vanilla ice cream was an option on the menu for that flight:

The Apollo 7 menu looks as varied as a small restaurant’s: beef stew, barbecued beef, creamed chicken, turkey, cheese sandwiches, shrimp cocktail, corn chowder, chocolate pudding, vanilla ice cream, orange juice, tea, coffee, etc.

Yet the food itself would be unrecognizable to the ordinary diner. It is cooked, freeze-dried, powered or compressed, coated with gelatin and sawed into standard sizes.

Problem is, the astronauts most likely didn’t actually end up using it. According to Vox, which actually went to the trouble of interviewing Apollo 7’s only surviving astronaut, Walt Cunningham, about the gift-shop delicacy. Per Cunningham, “We never had that stuff.”

Examples of actual food eaten in space. (via National Archives)

Now to be clear, Whirlpool wasn’t alone in efforts to help bring the amenities of Western civilization into orbit. The National Archives describes efforts by other companies, including Pillsbury and Westinghouse, to help put necessary elements into space. Pillsbury, like Whirlpool, was also focused on the food.

That food needed to do a few things: Avoid crumbs, because crumbs are dangerous in zero gravity; avoid growing bacteria, because who wants to give an astronaut a space infection; and be easy to manage and dispose of.

The problem with freeze-dried ice cream, beyond being a poor room-temperature facsimile of a food that literally has ice in its name? Simply put, it did not survive the break test.

Perhaps for this reason, Whirlpool is careful not to celebrate the freeze-dried stuff that’s often associated with space; in a 2018 Medium post, the company celebrated the kitchenette system it created for NASA astronauts, and made a point of celebrating how this system eventually allowed for “the planet’s first frozen, non-freeze-dried ice cream.” Yes, astronauts eat normal ice cream in space. What did you think they did?!?

But what about the stuff in gift stores? Well, it turns out that it was a gimmick produced by American Outdoor Products, a company that specializes in freeze-dried backpacker food. Per Serious Eats, the company’s founder was contacted by the Goddard Air and Space Museum in the late ’70s and asked to produce the product, which had been said to be in space.

So why was it so often a Neapolitan flavor? Well, that’s the flavor Ron Smith’s company tried first.

“It was half a gallon of Neapolitan ice cream that you would buy in the store,” he told the outlet. “It was frozen solid, and then cut with a bandsaw, if you can believe it.”

The result is that this company, known for selling camping foods, built an unusual line of products called Astronaut Foods, which aren’t actually foods made for astronauts, but foods made for tourists.

To put it another way, if you’re eating freeze-dried ice cream, you’re eating camper food, not astronaut food … even though, in practice, the two types are somewhat similar.