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9/28/2021
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What A Day: Wisdom of crowding
Voting down Biden's agenda while doing a little curtsy. Monday, September 27, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Guy who threw an egg at Emmanuel Macron Will the government shut down? Will
9/25/2021
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What A Day: Mari-cope-a County
Our octogenarian must never hear of this. Friday, September 24, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Lauren Boebert, doing her best BREAKING NEWS from the incompetent, GOP-backed sham audit in
9/24/2021
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What A Day: Mint conditions
A mumps and measles renaissance. Thursday, September 23, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Marjorie Taylor Greene, memer of Congress The good news: Democratic leaders say they've come
9/23/2021
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What A Day: Nigh's the limit
2008 with less Twilight and more global pandemic. Wednesday, September 22, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Rudy Giuliani, towelfluencer Senate Democrats will face a tricky choice in the
9/22/2021
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What A Day: For Schum the bell tolls
Thanks, Dean Heller! Tuesday, September 21, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Subtle insurrectionist In addition to placing abortion and voting rights in peril, making routine governing all
9/21/2021
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What A Day: Build Whack Better
France is still giving us the silent treatment. Monday, September 20, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Josh Mandel, dinguist It was a rough weekend for President Biden's agenda, and the
9/18/2021
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What A Day: The Food and Drug Administration
Mayor Pete: Uncensored Friday, September 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Justice Clarence Thomas, not in any way a partisan hack As a scientific debate rages on over the Biden
9/17/2021
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What A Day: The more, the Merricker
Glenn “Larry 'Donald Trump' Elder” Youngkin. Thursday, September 16, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Pope "Alanis Morissette" Francis on an anti-vax cardinal in the
9/16/2021
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What A Day: Win some/Newsom
The fundamental legal tenet of "no takebacks." Wednesday, September 15, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Trinidad and Tobago's health minister debunking Nicki Minaj's
9/15/2021
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What A Day: Eat, drink, and beat Larry
Stop, relax, voting more than once is fraud. Tuesday, September 14, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Sen. Jim Risch (R-ID), lunatic Are you a Californian, or do you know any Californians, who
9/14/2021
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What A Day: Mad Vax, Fury Chode
Jurassic Park but for wooly mammoths Monday, September 13, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Tucker Carlson, cable newsman Confirmed new cases of COVID-19 in the US have begun to fall, even
9/10/2021
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What A Day: Jabbin' fever
All the better for up-and-coming butter sculptors. Friday, September 10, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Eleanor Holmes Norton denying releasing six zebras into the DC suburbs President
9/10/2021
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What A Day: No more Mr. Entice Guy
Shots in arms and Rons on mountaintops. Thursday, September 9, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Rand Paul staring wistfully at guns, as one does After months of patient coaxing, incentivizing
9/9/2021
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What A Day: Rebel without a pause
Banana trees are infrastructure. Wednesday, September 8, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Steve from Blues Clues on a mission to make millennials cry Between passing both pieces of President
9/8/2021
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What A Day: The Roe must go on
More like Klandy Hellville. Tuesday, September 7, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Caitlyn Jenner, principle-haver The Supreme Court has made one thing abundantly clear to both court-reform
9/5/2021
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What A Day: Reconcilable BIFerences
There, now everyone's happy. Wednesday, August 11, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Lt. Gov. Kathy Hochul (D-NY), throwing Cuomo under the bus leaving Albany Senate progressives held up
9/1/2021
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What A Day: Heidi-way robbery
A smarmy Icarus for our times. Tuesday, August 31, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Politico Playbook celebrating a journalist-murderer's special day Hey! The What A Day team will be
8/31/2021
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What A Day: War, out
We're at the combination climate crisis and pandemic. Monday, August 30, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Mitch McConnell, noted opposer of criticizing others We're at the climate
8/27/2021
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What A Day: We need to talk about Kevin
Addictive luxuries, like food. Friday, August 27, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump on a one-hit wonder who wasn't so bad Whether it's COVID-19 at home or
8/27/2021
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What A Day: Airport in a storm
America's Ivermectin Adventure is...going. Wednesday, August 26, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Ron DeSantis, that guy Islamic State terrorists carried out a deadly attack in Kabul in