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8/26/2021
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What A Day: Hit me w/ ur boost shot
One last cash grab for the road. Wednesday, August 25, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Kayleigh McEighneighneigh on four years of simultaneous crises The FDA's full approval of the
8/25/2021
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What A Day: Rule story, bro!
Derp another day. Tuesday, August 24, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Alex Jones on one of the only smart things Trump's ever said It's all over but, uh, the writing of the
8/24/2021
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What A Day: Playing Gottheimer
Our apologies to Japan. Monday, August 23, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -The FDA The Food and Drug Administration has formally approved the Pfizer vaccine, which the company will now
8/20/2021
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What A Day: Stakes on a plane
Let venomous suitors down gently. Friday, August 20, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -Rep. Clay Higgins (R-LA), well-adjusted person Monday's harrowing scenes out of
8/20/2021
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What A Day: Barf Brooks
Introducing virtual reality antitrust hearings! Thursday, August 19, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Josh Mandel, actually asked about kids bringing COVID home from school A right-wing
8/19/2021
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What A Day: Too ghoul for school
Text your California exes, for democracy. Wednesday, August 18, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A private investigator making the most of a California recall debate The Biden administration
8/18/2021
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What A Day: An arm and a Greg
(vaxo-Americans, you heard it here first) Tuesday, August 17, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Speaker Pelosi on the centrist Dems taking the Biden agenda hostage Mark your calendars and prep
8/17/2021
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What A Day: Raging Kabul
...a striking reminder that neither Bezos nor Musk pay enough money in taxes. Friday, August 16, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Kevin McCarthy, truly passionate; sincerely angry The
8/13/2021
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What A Day: Mod Cave America
Do not let Dianne taste the Mountain Dew. Friday, August 13, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -Bar Rescue host Jon Taffer's extremely chill logic for cutting unemployment
8/13/2021
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What A Day: Redistrict scrutiny
The Inalienable Right To Spread COVID At Hard Rock Cafe. Thursday, August 12, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Former Gov. David Paterson (D-NY), trailblazer The Census Bureau has released
8/11/2021
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What A Day: Cuom over
We have BIFtoff. Tuesday, August 10, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Mike Lindell trying to say "Bolsonaro" (before simply calling him "Brazil") Here's a quick tip
8/10/2021
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What A Day: The new warm-al
Forgot step 3, Get Vaccinated In Secret. Monday, August 9, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Arnold Schwarzenegger on trusting the experts Humanity has guaranteed itself a thoroughly bad time
8/6/2021
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What A Day: The Delting pot
The houseboat stylings of Lisa Murkowski. Friday, August 6, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -Ted Cruz, enormous Senate floor loser The Biden recovery is in full bloom, but so
8/6/2021
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What A Day: Brains vs. Ron
Oops! All Leaks™ Thursday, August 5, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Election-loser attacking bronze-winning US women's soccer team The Senate is racing to pass the bipartisan
8/5/2021
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What A Day: Zero Clark Thirty
A real Catch-COVID-22. Wednesday, August 4, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Gov. Phil Murphy (D-NJ), As kids start heading back to school in Delta-riddled parts of the country, Republicans
8/4/2021
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What A Day: Cuom Alone II
Lost in New York Tuesday, August 3, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The Maricopa County Board telling Karen Fann to grow the fuck up An investigation by the New York attorney general's
8/3/2021
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What A Day: Houseboat of cards
No Twitter for Old Men Monday, August 2, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Gov. Jim Justice (R-WV), having a normal response to Delta variant stress Between Kyrsten Sinema's vacation plans
7/30/2021
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What A Day: Here comes 'Santis laws
America's Favorite Senator does it again! Friday, July 30, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -Elise Stefanik, moron In all fairness to the Republicans who sabotaged herd
7/30/2021
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What A Day: The Aug of war
Back to the ol' jetpack office. Thursday, July 29, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Kevin McCarthy short-circuiting while trying to take down Nancy Pelosi Now that the bipartisan
7/29/2021
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What A Day: Passing the BIF test
Let us reward him with a nicely-wrapped subpoena. Wednesday, July 28, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Sean Casten celebrating Hot FERC Summer on the House floor There's a loud clanging