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4/24/2021
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What A Day: Back in the jab-it
Brown tap water means...boy? Friday, April 23, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A middle aged man upset that Disney World is less racist now The Johnson & Johnson vaccine is (almost) back
4/23/2021
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What A Day: Brazilian lax
Captain of the USS Filibuster. Thursday, April 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Ben Shapiro, buying one piece of wood at Home Depot to own the libs The Biden administration just committed
4/22/2021
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What A Day: Blunt, ready to roll
And only one day late. Wednesday, April 21, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -John Kennedy, after asking Stacey Abrams to name some bad provisions in Georgia's voter-suppression law A
4/21/2021
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What A Day: On account of three
Get a bucket and a mop, Kevin. Tuesday, April 20, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Chuck Schumer, cool RA The jury in the trial of Derek Chauvin reached the only tolerable verdict just hours
4/20/2021
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What A Day: Muddying the Waters
One giant leap for helicopterkind. Monday, April 19, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell, getting prank-called on live TV The signs of a return to normal American life
4/19/2021
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What A Day: On the right backtrack
How the mighty have Falwellen. Friday, April 16, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Louie Gohmert, doing his darndest to defend Matt Gaetz The White House has announced that President Biden
4/15/2021
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What A Day: Madoff off Broadway
A boat that was born to be stuck. Wednesday, April 14, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A GOP lawmaker, when asked a question about Matt Gaetz The former Minnesota police officer who fatally
4/14/2021
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What A Day: Johnny on the stop
And yet The Masked Singer sings on. Tuesday, April 13, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell, on his no-holds-barred free speech platform Federal health agencies have
4/13/2021
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What A Day: The plot Nikkens
Even a broken clock, etc. Monday, April 12, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -John Cornyn (quoting Politico), thirsting for deranged presidential tweets In a uniquely degrading weekend for
4/10/2021
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What A Day: Deflate of the union
Attempted murder, the seed of collaboration. Friday, April 9, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -GOP Kansas Senate Majority Leader Gene Suellentrop, drunkenly addressing the cop who had to
4/9/2021
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What A Day: One small step for ban
Manchin's in his flop-ed era. Thursday, April 8, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Marsha Blackburn, accidentally doing pure pr for the American Jobs Plan President Biden has announced his
4/8/2021
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What A Day: A hard strain's a-gonna fall
Fat electrons will have their day. Wednesday, April 7, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -NRA chief Wayne LaPierre on his convenient Gun Violence Escape Yacht A more contagious variant has
4/7/2021
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What A Day: Home run derpy
Oh no, baseball without Stephen Miller. Tuesday, April 6, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Greg Gutfeld, Fox News comedy powerhouse The embarrassing Republican backlash against companies that
4/6/2021
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What A Day: Parl of wisdom
If it's not in a Richard Scarry book, is it infrastructure? Monday, April 5, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -8kun administrator Ron Watkins, upon accidentally outing himself as Q
4/3/2021
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What A Day: Gaetz crasher
TGIF, off to the local closed municipal offices. Friday, April 2, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -John Boehner feelin' loose during his audiobook recording session If like millions of
4/2/2021
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What A Day: Green bill of health
Still time to add a tiny windows clause. Thursday, April 1, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Newsmax Anchor Greg Kelly, on his normal marijuana experience The infrastructure plan that
4/1/2021
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What A Day: Quiet Coke
Relax, Major's dad is wearing a wire. Wednesday, March 31, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Matt Gaetz implicating Tucker Carlson as a witness in a sex-trafficking probe Major Atlanta-
3/31/2021
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What A Day: PizzaGaetz
What's the opposite of a chef's kiss? Tuesday, March 30, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A Capitol rioter's t-shirt at the time of his arrest President Biden will unveil the
3/30/2021
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What A Day: Rochelle, shocked
The disgraced former tacky Victorian ghost. Monday, March 29, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Lindsey Graham, on how he thinks the aftermath of a natural disaster will go Is the US losing
3/28/2021
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Don’t tell Sarah I sent this
So this isn't Sarah. It's actually Jason. (Hi, I'm Jason Concepcion.) Sarah doesn't let people take over this email often, but she made this exception for me so I could tell you about