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2/27/2021
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What A Day: Wage war
Get in, we're going Wile E. Coyote mode. Friday, February 26, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Ted Cruz, screaming himself offstage at CPAC The House is poised to pass President
2/26/2021
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What A Day: Full-court suppress
An inspiration to ex-girlfriends everywhere. Thursday, February 25, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Erick Erickson, adult man, on the soon-to-be gender neutral Mr. Potato Head Republican-
2/25/2021
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What A Day: Tweeters never prosper
Deregulation...you had one job. Wednesday, February 24, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Kevin McCarthy, upon being publicly owned by Liz Cheney Senate Republicans have spent the week
2/24/2021
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What A Day: Ron/Tucker Must Lie
A rare email that should've been a meeting. Tuesday, February 23, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Ted Cruz, on a podcast created specifically for dancing on RBG's grave The Senate
2/23/2021
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What A Day: Eat, drink, and be Merrick
The Podacity of Hope Monday, February 22, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Meghan McCain, on why Anthony Fauci should be fired As federal investigators chase down links between the Capitol
2/20/2021
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What A Day: Pfize on the prize
TGIFPF! Friday, February 19, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Fox News host Bill Hemmer, devout defender of "Bible characters" Brutal winter storms have temporarily gummed up the
2/19/2021
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What A Day: Keep calm and carry-on
We have reached Cruzing altitude. Thursday, February 18, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Dinesh D'Souza, unironically arguing that Ted Cruz's absence is a gift For a widely reviled,
2/18/2021
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What A Day: Rush to judgment
Let the grievancing process begin. Wednesday, February 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, grievancing for a friend Millions of people in Texas are still suffering without
2/17/2021
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What A Day: The witness rejection program
Fetch the scolding stationary. Tuesday, February 16, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -PA GOP official Dave Ball, on why Pat Toomey must be censured The second impeachment trial of disgraced
2/13/2021
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What A Day: Raskin the right questions
Don't mess with Georgia, as they say. Wednesday, February 10, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA), having a profoundly normal one House impeachment managers began
2/13/2021
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What A Day: Toothpaste out of the Tuberville
A subtle red flag, in hindsight. Thursday, February 11, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Fox News guest Dave Ramsey, populist voice of the common man House impeachment managers concluded
2/13/2021
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What A Day: That's Schoen biz, baby
The defense rests its typos. Friday, February 12, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -Trump lawyer Michael van der Veen, sticking to the facts Heads up! There will be no What A
2/10/2021
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What A Day: Castor of none
Catch Me If You Kraken Tuesday, February 9, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Sen. Rob Portman (R-OH), fake-angrily reading Neera Tanden's true tweets The unprecedented second Senate
2/9/2021
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What A Day: Coop de grace
An inspiring commitment to government opacity. Monday, February 8, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -John Fetterman, adjusting to life as a US Senate candidate The second impeachment trial of
2/6/2021
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What A Day: Budget crunch
Let Sleeping Hoggs Lie? Friday, February 5, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is not mad, and who is laughing, actually Democrats have set the stage to pass
2/5/2021
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What A Day: Greene-House effect
There's a shortage of perfect tweets in the world. Thursday, February 4, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Newsmax host Greg Kelly, a self-styled "MALE KAREN" The House has
2/4/2021
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What A Day: No Marjin of error
A cornucopia of Republican delights. Wednesday, February 3, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Tommy Tuberville, a man too wet to comment on Marjorie Taylor Greene As Republicans wrestle with
2/3/2021
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What A Day: Fail to the brief
Can't prove it wasn't cats! Tuesday, February 2, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Trump advisor Eric Herschmann, when the CEO of Overstock didn't know his name House Democrats and
2/2/2021
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What A Day: GOPs and robbers
Fun sock president confirmed. Monday, February 1, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Gov. Jim Justice (R-WV), saying he wants a big stimulus bill? Somehow? As the Biden administration and
1/30/2021
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What A Day: Greene dregs and spam
Just let us see the Business Horns. Friday, January 29, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Elaine Gill, mother of GameStop Redditor “DeepFuckingValue” The Republican Party appears to have