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12/15/2020
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What A Day: Barr, the door
It's all on you, Sandra Bullock. Monday, December 14, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Jim Comey, the lone relaxed American The US has dispatched the first fleet of trucks carrying
12/12/2020
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What A Day: #NOVERTURN
Batshitarunga, as they say. Friday, December 11, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The Orlando Sentinel, apologizing for not asking whether Rep. Michael Waltz (R-FL) planned to support a coup
12/11/2020
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What A Day: Quisling past the graveyard
The first clinical trial for bullying. Thursday, December 10, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Josh Hawley, either tweeting about a bill or sadly closing some tabs The predicted wave of
12/9/2020
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What A Day: The tooth will out
Live fast, die old Tuesday, December 8, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Medal of Freedom recipient Dan Gable, abandoned in the Oval Office Tuesday marked a key milestone in cementing Joe
12/8/2020
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What A Day: Cootie Giuliani
The 2020 version of Christmas caroling. Monday, December 7, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Kelly Loeffler, asked whether senators should be allowed to trade stocks Donald Trump is rapidly
12/5/2020
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What A Day: Eat the Mitch
Ivanka, maybe just...find something new? Friday, December 4, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Sidney Powell, forgetting who she doesn't work for The latest monthly employment report is a
12/4/2020
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What A Day: Georgia of the bungle
Thank you for subscribing to Monolith Watch. Monday, November 30, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, splashing around in the toilet of defeat With the presidential transition
12/4/2020
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What A Day: Change of vaccinery
Light a candle for the scented candle industry. Tuesday, December 1, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Sean Hannity, in a rare vettable assertion Highly effective coronavirus vaccines are
12/4/2020
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What A Day: Flynn, the mouth of madness
Hey Siri, do PACs accept tigers Wednesday, December 2, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Kayleigh McEnany, setting some weird requirements for White House guests While President Trump is
12/4/2020
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What A Day: Tooty Giuliani
Who Wants to Be a Vaccinated Former President? Thursday, December 3, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Melissa Carone, Drunk Girl You Wish You Hadn't Invited to Testify As millions of
11/20/2020
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What A Day: Norton Fears A Coup
A Giuliani gets [ Friday, November 20, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -Geraldo Rivera, suggesting we console DJT by naming a vaccine after him Hey! What A Day will be on
11/20/2020
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What A Day: Rudy with the good hair
Congrats to Treasury Secretary Elizajohn Warrsich Thursday, November 19, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Rudy Giuliani acting out his "favorite law movie," for legal reasons Donald
11/18/2020
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What A Day: Leave of Grassley
The indisputable Jolene of coronavirus vaccines. Tuesday, November 17, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Ivanka's childhood friend, taking no prisoners Sources close to Joe Biden and
11/17/2020
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What A Day: Sowing concedes of doubt
Welcome to the Bipartisan Lindsey Graham Disgust Experience. Monday, November 16, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Jeffrey Goldberg boosting Barack Obama's book sales 300 percent Donald
11/13/2020
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What A Day: Debtor Call Saul
Winning elections has a few perks. Friday, November 13, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -Charles Koch, who is ready to (hahah) unite the country now (hahahahaha) The disgraced
11/13/2020
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What A Day: No Klain, no gain
Nazis in disarray. Wednesday, November 11, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA - Lt. Gov. John Fetterman, the Andrew Yang of Pennsylvania Donald Trump's evidence-free fraud claims have made
11/13/2020
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What A Day: Lost in transition
Light a candle for Scott Baio's dignity. Thursday, November 12, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Matt Gaetz forcing a weary nation to watch him flirt with Tiffany Trump Joe Biden now
11/11/2020
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What A Day: Fraud guarantee
Time for a glass of milk on the beach. Tuesday, November 10, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Eric Trump, a man for whom all Tuesdays are equal A full week after Election Day, the Trump
11/10/2020
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What A Day: Four Seasons greetings
The Hannukah oil of news stories. Monday, November 9, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Four Seasons Total Landscaping, event venue Following a weekend of nationwide celebration and
11/7/2020
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What A Day: Everyone has seen enough
Call it, cowards Friday, November 6, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John "come at me bro" Fetterman The Crooked Media Decision Desk (three labradoodles