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7/28/2020
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What A Day: Life of O’Brien
Probably a baseball-specific phenomenon. Monday, July 27, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The Reason With just 99 days left until the election, President Trump and his Republican allies have
7/24/2020
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What A Day: Imperfect pitch
The important thing is he had fun out there. Friday, July 24, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -WaPo reporter Robert Costa, on Dr. Anthony Fauci's...creative pitching
7/24/2020
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What A Day: Build! The! Mom! Wall!
Straightforward, no slurs, two thumbs up. Thursday, July 23, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The president bragging at length about being able to remember five words Unemployment is on the
7/23/2020
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What A Day: Peace in the middle west
Walmart, take the wheel. Wednesday, July 22, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Rep. Ted Yoho's heartfelt apology for calling AOC a "fucking bitch" The Trump administration's
7/22/2020
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What A Day: Too Mooch information
Must've missed that part of the song. Tuesday, July 21, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Anthony Scaramucci, with some backside background on the president's hypochondria Lawmakers
7/17/2020
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What A Day: Oregon, trailed
Just vibing. Friday, July 17, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -Kellyanne Conway, with no lies detected The United States now confirms roughly as many coronavirus cases each
7/17/2020
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What A Day: Kemporary insanity
If his eyes glow red, you're fired. Thursday, July 16, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Joe Biden, with the most keepable promise of his campaign to date Multiple states are poised to run
7/16/2020
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What A Day: The most tragical place on Earth
This email is a cake Monday, July 13, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Trump campaign advisors, on the one extant photo of Donald Trump wearing a mask White House officials have moved to
7/15/2020
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What A Day: Marry-wealthy Antoinette
Emus...bem-vindo à resistência. Tuesday, July 14, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Tucker Carlson, on his head writer being outed as racist Millions of jobless, uninsured Americans will
7/10/2020
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What A Day: Thanking his lucky Mazars
Lady Areyoukiddingme Thursday, July 9, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The Cowardly Senator, on why he'll be skipping the Republican convention The president isn't above the law, yet
7/9/2020
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What A Day: Our DeVos to bear
Way ahead of you, Japanese rollercoasters Wednesday, July 8, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -National Education Association President Lily Eskelsen Garcia, kinda throwing some sixth graders
7/8/2020
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What A Day: Bleach for America
Sure, let's get some literal flames in there. Tuesday, July 7, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Katie Miller, press secretary for Mike Pence and, uh, mom-to-be The Trump administration
7/7/2020
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What A Day: You're a banned old flag
You're a nigh dying flag Monday, July 6, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The Trump campaign, courting the elusive Brazilian vote Over the weekend, the number of confirmed coronavirus
7/2/2020
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What A Day: Hatchet jobs
In conclusion, 👀 Thursday, July 2, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -The mental acuity candidate on coronavirus Hey there—What A Day will be off tomorrow for the Fourth of July
7/1/2020
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What A Day: From Russia, with love
The Room Where More of It Happened Tuesday, June 30, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Claudia Conway, Kellyanne's leftist TikTokker daughter Not only was President Trump repeatedly
6/30/2020
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What A Day: Bounty punter
Sacha Baron Cohen please say sike Monday, June 29, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Justice Elena Kagan, citing the work of, well, Kagan Pour one out for President Trump, whose peaceful
6/26/2020
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What A Day: Got a bad Abbott
On the bright side, [[FOOTAGE NOT FOUND] Thursday, June 25, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Mike Pence, a "petri dish half full" guy Coronavirus outbreaks have spiked out of
6/25/2020
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What A Day: Flynndependent justice
Mel "Mel Gibson" Gibson Wednesday, June 24, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Kellyanne Conway on the term "kung flu," before Trump used it at two rallies Two Justice
6/23/2020
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What A Day: Okla-stay-at-homa
Monkey Christ, meet Cher Virgin Mary. Monday, June 22, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The MAGA crowd, when the president drank some water Between the botched removal of a federal prosecutor
6/17/2020
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What A Day: Full-tilt boogaloo
And introducing: First-degree farting Tuesday, June 16, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Tucker Carlson, new host of John Krasinski's Some Good News President Trump's baseless