Crooked Media

4/15/2021
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What A Day: Madoff off Broadway

A boat that was born to be stuck. Wednesday, April 14, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A GOP lawmaker, when asked a question about Matt Gaetz The former Minnesota police officer who fatally
4/14/2021
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What A Day: Johnny on the stop

And yet The Masked Singer sings on. Tuesday, April 13, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell, on his no-holds-barred free speech platform Federal health agencies have
4/13/2021
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What A Day: The plot Nikkens

Even a broken clock, etc. Monday, April 12, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -John Cornyn (quoting Politico), thirsting for deranged presidential tweets In a uniquely degrading weekend for
4/10/2021
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What A Day: Deflate of the union

Attempted murder, the seed of collaboration. Friday, April 9, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -GOP Kansas Senate Majority Leader Gene Suellentrop, drunkenly addressing the cop who had to
4/9/2021
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What A Day: One small step for ban

Manchin's in his flop-ed era. Thursday, April 8, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Marsha Blackburn, accidentally doing pure pr for the American Jobs Plan President Biden has announced his
4/8/2021
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What A Day: A hard strain's a-gonna fall

Fat electrons will have their day. Wednesday, April 7, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -NRA chief Wayne LaPierre on his convenient Gun Violence Escape Yacht A more contagious variant has
4/7/2021
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What A Day: Home run derpy

Oh no, baseball without Stephen Miller. Tuesday, April 6, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Greg Gutfeld, Fox News comedy powerhouse The embarrassing Republican backlash against companies that
4/6/2021
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What A Day: Parl of wisdom

If it's not in a Richard Scarry book, is it infrastructure? Monday, April 5, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -8kun administrator Ron Watkins, upon accidentally outing himself as Q
4/3/2021
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What A Day: Gaetz crasher

TGIF, off to the local closed municipal offices. Friday, April 2, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -John Boehner feelin' loose during his audiobook recording session If like millions of
4/2/2021
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What A Day: Green bill of health

Still time to add a tiny windows clause. Thursday, April 1, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Newsmax Anchor Greg Kelly, on his normal marijuana experience The infrastructure plan that
4/1/2021
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What A Day: Quiet Coke

Relax, Major's dad is wearing a wire. Wednesday, March 31, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Matt Gaetz implicating Tucker Carlson as a witness in a sex-trafficking probe Major Atlanta-
3/31/2021
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What A Day: PizzaGaetz

What's the opposite of a chef's kiss? Tuesday, March 30, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A Capitol rioter's t-shirt at the time of his arrest President Biden will unveil the
3/30/2021
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What A Day: Rochelle, shocked

The disgraced former tacky Victorian ghost. Monday, March 29, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Lindsey Graham, on how he thinks the aftermath of a natural disaster will go Is the US losing
3/28/2021
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Don’t tell Sarah I sent this

So this isn't Sarah. It's actually Jason. (Hi, I'm Jason Concepcion.) Sarah doesn't let people take over this email often, but she made this exception for me so I could tell you about
3/27/2021
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What A Day: Boot Kemp

Mitch is gonna freak when he finds out. Friday, March 26, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -OAN, accusing the big stuck boat of two deliberate dick moves One day after Senate Minority Leader
3/26/2021
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What A Day: Hindsight's 60+60

Check out Jokes Biden over here. Thursday, March 25, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Joe Biden, making one quick malarkey exception Our long national nightmare is over: President Biden gave
3/25/2021
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What A Day: More like Suez Can't-al

One Direction's silence is deafening. Wednesday, March 24, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Jen Psaki, on how Joe Biden is prepping for his big press conference Senate Democrats have
3/24/2021
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What A Day: Checks, please

Let's hear it for elections that eventually end. Tuesday, March 23, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Sidney Powell's legal defense of her election-fraud claim...performance art? In
3/23/2021
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What A Day: Fifty-first waits

The Bills-board Top 40 Monday, March 22, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Rep. Jody Hice (R-GA), spouting enough garbage to negate his own point The push for DC statehood has gained fresh
3/20/2021
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What A Day: Schooler heads prevail

Today in Predictive Text Headlines Friday, March 19, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Sean Hannity, a vaping deer in headlights Federal health officials have nuked a major barrier to schools