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1/22/2022
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What A Day: Ass is always Greene-er

But her completely gibberish emails. Friday, January 21, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Former Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis, on why she was subpoenaed The Omicron wave has begun to recede and
1/21/2022
1 : 24

What A Day: On the daughter-front

This is not the green M&M our Founding Fathers wanted. Thursday, January 20, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -An Oath Keeper misquoting Monty Python before taking part in a seditious
1/20/2022
2 : 14

What A Day: The fils have ayes

The important thing is, they had fun out there. Wednesday, January 19, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Lisa Murkowski, on fixing the Senate Sens. Joe Manchin (“D”-WV) and Kyrsten Sinema (“D”
1/19/2022
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What A Day: Rud-dunnit

Fingers crossed for some friendly goons! Tuesday, January 18, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Kyrsten Sinema, preparing to help shred that legacy Voting Rights Week is upon us, and every
1/15/2022
1 : 4

What A Day: 'Kraine check

No privacy for fully-uniformed popes these days. Friday, January 14, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Virginia Republicans' anti-CRT bill, on the stuff Virginia students oughta learn
1/14/2022
1 : 34

What A Day: COOL COOL COOL

Cool cool cool cool. Thursday, January 13, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Kamala Harris, on whether it's time fo change the COVID strategy Between Sens. Joe Manchin (D-WV) and Kyrsten
1/13/2022
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What A Day: Knockin’ on Kevin’s door

The next booster is more of a body high. Wednesday, January 12, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Marco Rubio on the most urgent threat to American democracy Senate Majority Leader Chuck
1/12/2022
1 : 24

What A Day: Doctor fil

Pokémon GO to the Second District Court of Appeal. Tuesday, January 11, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Tommy Tuberville making sense of a pandemic the way he knows how President Biden
1/11/2022
2 : 4

What A Day: Where Jordan

What goes a-Rounds comes a-Rounds. Monday, January 10, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Anti-vaxxer Christopher Key hawking the next golden COVID cure Republicans have overwhelmingly accepted
1/8/2022
2 : 4

What A Day: No mands land

Watch your back out there, Street View. Friday, January 7, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Ted Cruz groveling for forgiveness for calling January 6 a terrorist attack The Supreme Court's
1/7/2022
1 : 34

What A Day: Here's looking at coup, kid

Hey Pope, play the hits. Thursday, January 6, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Lindsey Graham on the world's first apolitical coup attempt President Biden commemorated the first
1/6/2022
2 : 14

What A Day: Bonfire of the Hannitys

The first admitted viewer of Emily in Paris S2. Wednesday, January 5, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Dana Perino on how military-grade police equipment would have solved snow on I-95 The
1/5/2022
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What A Day: Cuom court advantage

The CDC says keep tweeting, it's not owned. Tuesday, January 4, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A "friend" of JD Vance, on his cool new beard The Omicron variant has been
1/4/2022
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What A Day: Holmes to roost

Doofuses in disarray. Monday, January 3, 2022 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump endorsing authoritarian Hungarian leader Viktor Orban The dawn of a new year, a blessed time for setting
12/18/2021
0 : 24

What A Day: 'Cron with the wind

Happy 23rd month of March 2020! Friday, December 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, Christmas understander Season's greetings! The What A Day team will be hibernating in a
12/16/2021
23 : 34

What A Day: The Chuck stops here

Save the oceans, conceal the fish. Thursday, December 16, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Fox News host Pete Hegseth, leaving us no choice With Sens. Joe Manchin (D-WV) and Kyrsten Sinema (D
12/15/2021
23 : 54

What A Day: Build Back Fettered

More like Siiiiickarus. Wednesday, December 15, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Joe Manchin, to a reporter asking about the child tax credit All but two House Republicans voted to let their
12/15/2021
1 : 34

What A Day: Caught Mead-handed

The eternal gospel of “he who smelt it, dealt it.” Tuesday, December 14, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Rep. Michael Burgess (R-TX), comparing the insurrection to ACA protests The House
12/13/2021
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What A Day: Coup've got mail

Somebody wake up James Comey. Monday, December 13, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Elon Musk, Time's 2021 Person of the Year Former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows's direct
12/11/2021
1 : 24

What A Day: May it sleaze the court

An argument for less government transparency. Friday, December 10, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A Fox News contributor keeping the Christmas tree fire in perspective The Supreme Court on