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1/8/2022
11/12/2021
4 : 34
The End
Listen now (124 min) | Not so “infinite”, huh? From Ryan, Franco, and Tom: We love you all.
11/9/2021
17 : 44
How Crystal Palace Explains This Newsletter
Some sad news, some happy news
11/5/2021
11/5/2021
11/5/2021
16 : 24
Unai Emery Is the New Wolf of Wall Street
Listen now (80 min) | There were some issues with the initial upload, so let's try this again: On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss eating semi-continental
11/5/2021
0 : 4
Unai Emery Is the New Wolf of Wall Street
Listen now (80 min) | On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss eating semi-continental breakfasts on Long Island, balling in parking garages, getting in knife fights,
10/27/2021
20 : 24
Why the OGS Situation Is a Symptom of a Much Bigger Problem at Manchester United
Listen now (71 min) | On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss what it's like to be washed. Then they dive into the never-ending saga at Manchester United: When
10/26/2021
11 : 4
Mohamed Salah Is Even Better Than You Think
Yeah, he really might just be the best player in the world right now
10/22/2021
20 : 44
Would the Florida Panthers Hire Ole Gunnar Solskjaer?
Listen now (75 min) | On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss the state of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Manchester United before dissecting a truly special listener
10/19/2021
11 : 4
Chelsea Might Be in First, But They're Not the Best Team in the Premier League
The table is lying to you once again
10/14/2021
9 : 24
What Will Newcastle's Starting XI Look Like a Year From Now?
Listen now (76 min) | On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom discuss the future of Newcastle United's roster after the club was taken over by Saudi Arabia's sovereign
10/8/2021
3 : 4
Who Ya Got: Harry Kane or Ricardo Pepi?
Listen now (77 min) | On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan and Franco talked about, well, a lot of stuff. What would they do if they ran FIFA for a day? If they could steal any non-
10/5/2021
11 : 4
Everything We Know About the Premier League Through Seven Games
We've got a three-team title race! Go, Brentford! Uh, Leicester? And plenty more.
9/29/2021
18 : 4
Who Would Win Soccer's Version of the Ryder Cup?
Listen now (81 min) | On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom envision what a soccer equivalent of golf's Ryder Cup would look like. Who would start for Team Europe and
9/28/2021
11 : 4
Some Advice: Jump on the Ajax Bandwagon Before It's Too Late
Remember three years ago? This team might be even better
9/23/2021
18 : 14
Who's Having a Better Crisis: Juventus or Barcelona?
Listen now (84 min) | On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan quizzes Tom and Franco about some early-season stats. How good are Bayern Munich? How bad are Juventus and Barcelona? And how much
9/21/2021
11 : 4
Uh Oh, Erling Haaland Might’ve Learned How to Play Soccer
He's always scored goals, but what if he can head, pass, and dribble now, too?
9/15/2021
22 : 44
It's the Inaugural Champions League Auction!
Listen now (70 min) | On the latest episode of Infinite Football, Ryan, Franco, and Tom hold an auction draft for the 2021-22 UEFA Champions League. Everyone gets five teams, and the further your teams
9/14/2021
11 : 4
The Champions League Power Rankings
All 32 teams: from FC Sherrif to -- well, you're gonna have to keep reading to find out