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2/14/2025
2 : 54
How To Plant Nearly 1,000 Trees an Hour
A regular Johnny Appleseed, minus the apples.
2/14/2025
2 : 44
When Naptime Conflicts With Your Civic Duty?
The only “duty” he was concerned with was spelled differently.
2/14/2025
2 : 24
The Loophole That Gets You Paid for Riding a Bike
And for running backward. As in, from where you came, not like, butt first.
2/14/2025
2 : 14
Inked Red Handed
Not a great idea!
1/15/2025
14 : 4
The Polar Bear Prison
Maybe it's more of a re-educational camp?
1/14/2025
14 : 24
How Chewbacca Roared a Woman into New Teeth
It started as a prank. A funny, and mostly harmless one -- annoying, sure, but most pranks are.
1/13/2025
14 : 14
Homer Simpson is Not a Murderer
Just to be clear.
1/10/2025
14 : 14
Explain a Movie Plot Badly -- The Answers
Louis Tully is underrated
1/9/2025
14 : 34
Like Social Media, But For Whales?
Salmon as hats: a meme, it appears.
1/8/2025
16 : 14
Give a Little Whistle
Who needs cellphones when you can do this?
1/7/2025
14 : 24
It’s The Andy Warhol Lottery, But You Don’t Know If You Won
You have a 0.1% chance, but everyone is a winner.
1/6/2025
14 : 14
How to Get a Good Grade in Ninja School
You don't have to write much, but you have to do it in secret.
1/3/2025
14 : 14
"Explain a Movie Plot Badly" -- A Fun Party Game
It's unGooglable. But AI is decent at it.
1/2/2025
14 : 14
The T-Word You Couldn’t Talk About
Given that "Twisters" came out last year, I probably should have shared this a few days ago!
12/31/2024
14 : 24
The Kids' TV Host Who Was Put in Time Out
Why you shouldn't make people work on holidays?
12/30/2024
14 : 34
Burger Math
When a quarter is more than a half (or maybe "why hungry people can't do math"?)
12/27/2024
14 : 4
The Weekender, December 27, 2024
The last one of the year
12/26/2024
14 : 4
How Paying Attention in Elementary School Can Save Lives
Tsunami Safety 101
12/24/2024
14 : 24
Why The American Military Pretends to Track Santa Claus
They know when he's been sleeping, they know when he's awake.
12/23/2024
14 : 14
Jólabókaflóð
It's Icelandic and it's awesome.