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3/27/2025
13 : 14
The People Who Buy Airplane Tickets But Don’t Want to Fly
The solution to "you don't have to go home but you can't stay here"
3/26/2025
13 : 14
The Padres for Life
Maybe they should be the San Diego Mensches!
3/25/2025
13 : 4
X-Ray Vision, For Reading Books
They should call it the “Clark Kent”
3/24/2025
13 : 14
Ring The Bell For Fish
Ding dong, you say, and the fish go through
3/21/2025
13 : 14
How To Share A Story Idea With Me
It's... really, really easy. 🙂
3/20/2025
13 : 14
A Miner Revolt
That's not a typo
3/19/2025
13 : 14
A Mushroom Grows in Moscow
A weird way to insult Vladimir Lenin?
3/18/2025
12 : 54
Forcing Beer into Star Wars
There's a "Kyber crystal" joke to be made here but I can't quite land it
3/18/2025
5 : 44
Dun-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh Lawsuit!
Batman vs. Batman
3/18/2025
5 : 14
The World Airplane Meal?
Seriously: DO NOT TRY THIS. (Obviously.)
3/18/2025
4 : 44
The Supreme Court Told Me I Was Wrong
But it took them a decade.
3/18/2025
4 : 5
The World's Most Expensive Vending Machine?
The question is there because I can't confirm that there isn't a more expensive one. But this has to be up there!
3/11/2025
13 : 24
Bombs Away! (Cat Version)
A crate idea?
3/10/2025
14 : 14
The Phone Company That Hung Up On Its Customers (1)
I kind of don't blame them.
3/7/2025
14 : 4
Tell a Friend About Now I Know?
Help my spread my love of sharing by... uh, also sharing.
3/6/2025
13 : 44
The Jigsaw Puzzles Worth Their Weight in Gold?
OK, not quite -- but it's close!
3/5/2025
14 : 4
The Man With the Golden Arm
How to save millions of lives without even going anywhere (but you need the right blood)
3/4/2025
14 : 4
A Whopper of a Way to Pay For Your Wedding
Maybe it'll happen again if Jim Olive and Jane Garden get married?
3/3/2025
14 : 4
How Homer Simpson's Comical Gluttony Saved Lives
But not Ozzie Smith's. He's still lost, right?
2/28/2025
14 : 4
The Phone Game I Shouldn't Promote Because You'll Get Addicted
Help my spread my love of sharing by... uh, also sharing.