Crooked Media - What A Day: Jury of one's jeers

Wednesday, June 01, 2022
BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA

 -Laura Ingraham, defending guns from pot smokers

The resolution of Russia’s war against Ukraine may depend on whether Ukrainian soldiers can resist invading forces in the east long enough for stepped-up reinforcements from the west to arrive.

  • The fight over control of the Donbas has become the kind of conventional modern warfare that Russia wanted to fight, where whoever has the most heavy weaponry that can kill the most enemy forces across large distances stands the best chance in any given standoff. According to Donbas-based reporter Christopher Miller, “Right now, Russia appears to have the upper hand.”
     
  • What does that look like in practice? It means Ukrainian and invading soldiers are dying in large numbers, but Russian forces keep slowly advancing the frontlines. In Sieverdonetsk, a city in the Luhansk region, it means Ukrainian forces have retreated to areas west of the city, which was already 70 percent under Russian control. 
     
  • It also means fresh hell for Ukrainian civilians. The head of the Luhansk regional military government told Miller that Russian forces have carpet-bombed cities in the area, forcing soldiers to contemplate strategic withdrawal from the areas. The Ukrainian military contends that Russian soldiers are dressing in Ukrainian uniform and testing locals with questions about the positioning of Russian forces, then kidnapping those who offer up information.

More help is on the way, though.

  • President Biden confirmed in a New York Times op-ed that the U.S. will shortly send Ukraine medium-range advanced rocket systems, which will allow them to precisely target enemy positions at a range of up to 50 miles. Reuters reports the U.S. will provide Ukraine with drones that can deploy Hellfire missiles. A senior official told reporters the U.S. had received assurances that Ukrainian forces wouldn’t use the new equipment to strike targets within Russia. Biden reiterated that the U.S would not seek Vladimir Putin’s “ouster” and added, We are not encouraging or enabling Ukraine to strike beyond its borders.”
     
  • The U.S. has conducted offensive cyberoperations in support of Ukraine, according to NSA Director Paul Nakasone. On top of U.S. assistance, the U.K. has sought U.S. permission to arm Ukraine with a similar mid-range rocket system, and Germany will provide Ukraine with air-defense missiles. 

 U.S. officials reportedly view Russian gains in Donbas as “incremental” and believe invading forces aren’t poised for a “breakout” capture of the region, which means Ukraine should receive these new capabilities before it’s too late. A great deal depends on them being right.

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Remember a few months ago when a federal judge opined that some of the materials Donald Trump’s top coup lawyer, John Eastman, wanted to withhold from the January 6 committee contained evidence of felonies both men committed? Well, the main document in question is now public. It’s a memo from one of their underlings advising them against “allowing the Electoral Count Act to operate by its terms” and instead to have Vice President Mike Pence assert “the constitutional responsibility not just to open the votes, but to count them—including making judgments about what to do if there are conflicting votes.” By total coincidence, this is the same crew that immediately thereafter set about organizing a fraudulent slate of electors, to provide Pence the pretext for violating the law governing the peaceful transition of power. Seems pretty crime-y. By sheer coincidence, the RNC wants to distance itself from Trump’s election lies during the public-hearing phase of the trial.

   

When Republicans don’t think anyone’s listening, they aren’t shy about their election-stealing plans. In official training meetings recorded over the course of the past year, Republicans outlined a scheme to, in effect, make the smooth administration of elections and the fair counting of votes impossible in key Democratic strongholds like Detroit, MI, either to create pretexts for overturning elections or even simply win on rigged initial counts. The idea is to install Trump loyalists and Big Lie conspiracy theorists—the trainees—as poll workers, and provide them a hotline to a national network of GOP lawyers and Republican district attorneys, in the hope of creating real-time chaos or even obtaining lawless orders to cease vote counting altogether. If Democrats have convened strategy sessions to discuss how to head off this kind of sabotage, I’d like someone to leak videotapes of them, too.

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NASA will release its first photographs and spectrographic data from the historic Webb space observatory in July

New York Mayor Eric Adam’s zoning plan would create new housing across the city and facilitate cleaner buildings and cars

Beijing appears to be getting back to normal as COVID-19 cases have dropped

People who drink coffee (sweetened, or unsweetened) are at a lower death risk than coffee teetotalers (coffeetotalers).

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