💎 5 Tweet Tuesday 💎 - Shaan's top 5 favorite tweets this week

I make money studying natural stupidity”

Welcome back to 5 Tweet Tuesday. 
I spend all week scrolling Twitter, so you don't have to... and here are my favorite 5 tweets of the week 💎

#1💎

Suga

@suganthi_96

Job offers be like:

“We need a virgin with 2 years experience in sex”
June 14th 2019

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LOL

#2💎

OK, I cheated. 
This isn’t a tweet, it’s Carl Icahn’s twitter bio…but the one-liner was too good. 
I had to share. 
“Some people get rich studying AI. Me, I make money studying natural stupidity” 😂
My new goal is to have a line better than that in my bio. 

#3💎

Deidre Paknad

@day_dree

Marc Andreessen wisdom: The minute tech stocks get hit, some big cos think innovation pressure is off.

One of the reasons Amazon took off is traditional retailers, after 2000, said, ‘thank God we don’t have to worry about this e-commerce thing now.’ And they just left the field.
June 23rd 2022

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Crypto right now ^

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#4💎

Pi 🥧

@radhiplayer1

The JPEG I bought ain't worth 1 Eth anymore. 1  Eth ain't worth 4k no more. 
And $4000 ain't worth $4000 anymore
June 6th 2022

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And my wife ain't my wife anymore

#5💎

Vice President Kamala Harris

@VP

I know there are women out there who are afraid. To those of you who feel alone and scared: I want you to know the President and I are fighting for you and your rights. We are in this fight together.  pic.twitter.com/1J54ZY2aYk

June 24th 2022

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Athens Grease

@Athens_Grease

@VP thank you for watching the TV, Madame Vice President! I feel much better now

Vice President Kamala Harris

@VP

I know there are women out there who are afraid. To those of you who feel alone and scared: I want you to know the President and I are fighting for you and your rights. We are in this fight together.  pic.twitter.com/1J54ZY2aYk

June 24th 2022

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I’m not political. In fact, I think all politicians (republicans, democrats) are equally dumb. 
Here’s another example. 
The tone deaf vice president tweets out that she’s fighting for you. We’re in this together. 
WHILE SIMPLY STANDING THERE WATCHING TV ON HER PRIVATE JET.
LOL. 
Actually I take it back. I love politicians. They are funnier than most comedians.

-shaan
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💎 5 Tweet Tuesday 💎 - Shaan's top 5 favorite tweets this week

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💎 5 Tweet Tuesday 💎 - Shaan's top 5 favorite tweets this week

Welcome back to 5 Tweet Tuesday.

#1💎

#2💎

#3💎

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Key phrases

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