Welcome to this week’s dispatch from the lesbian internet, a mid-week news roundup from Paging Dr. Lesbian, exclusively for paid subscribers. If you like this type of thing, tell your friends to subscribe.

Let’s start off with the best news of the week:  The iconic animated children’s show Peppa Pig has introduced a pair of lesbian moms in a recent episode. “I live with mmmy and my other mummy. One mummy is a doctor and one mummy cooks spaghetti. I love spaghetti,” says their bespectacled child. They also happen to be a family of polar bears. We absolutely love to see it. ...