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If you thought the Fletcher/Becky/Shannon drama has finally been put to bed, then you are sadly mistaken. Last week, Becky Missal and gf Shannon Beveridge released “Becky” t-shirts in response to Fletcher’s song “Becky’s So Hot,” and they immediately sold out. Not one to be left out of the drama, Fletcher made a Tik Tok illustrating that she had bought one of the t-shirts herself. The video is soundtracked by a new song of hers that includes the lyrics “don’t you wish I was your girlfriend still.” 

In response, Shannon made her own Tik Tok “duet” with Fletcher where she shakes her head “no” as that lyric plays. Meanwhile, Shannon’s other ex, Cammie Scott, who is getting married soon, made a Tik Tok in response to people asking her about the drama. Her response: “I don’t know what’s going on, and I simply don’t wanna know.” Cammie has clearly retired from the lesbian internet drama, while Shannon just keeps getting pulled back in...