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Microsoft boss Nadella's compensation pack swells 10% to $55m

Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, the median? Ratio to Redmond's average employee pay is 289 to 1

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AWS warns of demand slowdown as customers seek to cut spend

Amazon shares pummelled, but cloud operation thinks Graviton CPUs can save the day

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Automate Network Management for the Fortinet Security Fabric Whitepaper

Post-Covid-19: Digital Transformation and OT Cyber Security in Asia Whitepaper

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For its big comeback, Intel needs to spend money – and it's making less and less of it

The party's over and the pain begins

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Meta fined record-breaking $24.6m for deliberately ignoring political ad law

Pocket change for troubled Facebook giant, plus more US election news

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Russia says Starlink satellites could become military targets

Urges peace in space, while also threatening to shoot western war zone internet out of the sky

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TSMC wants to unleash a flood of chiplet designs with 3DFabric Alliance

Good for AMD and Apple? Now let's make it easier for everyone, Taiwanese chipmaker says

Microsoft's Windows 10 Patch Tuesday update crashes OneDrive

The software giant expects a fix, but not until at least next week

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Macs still growing as Apple sidesteps dark clouds over big tech

Ducks Zuck's bad luck as fanbois chuck bucks at M2 SoC... but CFO warns it's unlikely to last

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HPE supercomputer to tell Singapore that it's hot, humid, probably going to rain

Cray EX beast deployed to improve weather forecasting in country that has basically one season

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UK awards Fujitsu $60m contract amid calls to suspend it from government work

It may be in the dock over Horizon software scandal, but it's still on UK.gov gravy train

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If you think 5G is overhyped, wait till you meet 5.5G

Less than half of next gen networking users say it has improved speed or reliability for them

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No, I will not pay the bill. Why? Because we pay you to fix things, not break them

Just because the client touches a computer doesn’t make a mess their fault

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Party like it's 2014, if you can – that's the last time smartphone sales were this low

If not for Apple, this addition to this week's orgy of bad economic indicators would be even less pleasant

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Ubuntu continues expanding RISC-V support – now, the $17 Sipeed LicheeRV

As progress revealed on Android port to the open ISA

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Your new career plan: Go to jail for bribery, get busted taking drugs, be appointed chair of Samsung

It worked for Lee Jae-yong, who now gets to handle a nasty profit plunge

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Required Capabilities for Effective and Secure SD-WAN: The Network Leader’s Guide Whitepaper

Considerations for Evaluating Endpoint Detection and Response (EDR) Solutions Infographic

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Indian government creates body with power to order social media content takedowns

PLUS: China’s digital currency surges; Infosys tax portals wobble again; Singapore crypto protections; and more

This Windows worm evolved into slinging ransomware. Here's how to detect it

Raspberry Robin hits 1,000 orgs in just one month

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Federal bans aren't stopping US states from buying forbidden Chinese kit

Report claims thousands of orgs are still happily writing checks

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Cyberthreats Racing Ahead of Your Defenses?

Security-Driven Networking Can Put a Stop to That

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Privacy watchdog urges companies drop emotional analysis AI software

'They may not work yet, or indeed ever,' says ICO's deputy commissioner

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RIP: Kathleen Booth, the inventor of assembly language

Builder and programmer of the ARC and SEC turned 100 this year

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Apple boosts bug bounties but may not fix some bugs in past operating systems

Where's your spirit of Ventura?

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Why I love my Chromebook: Reason 1, it's a Linux desktop

We appreciate power but sometimes it's about getting up and running sooner

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NASA uses space station dust sensor to map 50 methane 'super-emitters' on Earth

Oh, we don't think we needed science to pinpoint biggest windbags

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NASA details totally doable, not science fiction plan for sending Mars rocks to Earth

So crazy, it just might work

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Elon Musk jettisons Twitter leadership, says takeover was 'to try to help humanity'

Chief twit celebrates closing deal with characteristic humility

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BOFH: I know of a small biz that could deliver nothing for a fraction of the cost

Say! They're right here in the room! Fancy that!

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Origins of mysterious marsquake settled: It was a meteoroid what done it

We've spotted the massive ice-hole it left behind

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Microsoft boss Nadella's compensation pack swells 10% to $55m

AWS warns of demand slowdown as customers seek to cut spend

Automate Network Management for the Fortinet Security Fabric

Post-Covid-19: Digital Transformation and OT Cyber Security in Asia

On-Prem

For its big comeback, Intel needs to spend money – and it's making less and less of it

Meta fined record-breaking $24.6m for deliberately ignoring political ad law

Russia says Starlink satellites could become military targets

TSMC wants to unleash a flood of chiplet designs with 3DFabric Alliance

Microsoft's Windows 10 Patch Tuesday update crashes OneDrive

Macs still growing as Apple sidesteps dark clouds over big tech

HPE supercomputer to tell Singapore that it's hot, humid, probably going to rain

UK awards Fujitsu $60m contract amid calls to suspend it from government work

If you think 5G is overhyped, wait till you meet 5.5G

No, I will not pay the bill. Why? Because we pay you to fix things, not break them

Party like it's 2014, if you can – that's the last time smartphone sales were this low

Ubuntu continues expanding RISC-V support – now, the $17 Sipeed LicheeRV

Your new career plan: Go to jail for bribery, get busted taking drugs, be appointed chair of Samsung

Required Capabilities for Effective and Secure SD-WAN: The Network Leader’s Guide

Considerations for Evaluating Endpoint Detection and Response (EDR) Solutions

Security

Indian government creates body with power to order social media content takedowns

This Windows worm evolved into slinging ransomware. Here's how to detect it

Federal bans aren't stopping US states from buying forbidden Chinese kit

Cyberthreats Racing Ahead of Your Defenses?

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Privacy watchdog urges companies drop emotional analysis AI software

RIP: Kathleen Booth, the inventor of assembly language

Apple boosts bug bounties but may not fix some bugs in past operating systems

Why I love my Chromebook: Reason 1, it's a Linux desktop

Offbeat

NASA uses space station dust sensor to map 50 methane 'super-emitters' on Earth

NASA details totally doable, not science fiction plan for sending Mars rocks to Earth

Elon Musk jettisons Twitter leadership, says takeover was 'to try to help humanity'

BOFH: I know of a small biz that could deliver nothing for a fraction of the cost

Origins of mysterious marsquake settled: It was a meteoroid what done it

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