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4/24/2024
5 : 14

Microsoft really does not want Windows 11 running on ancient PCs [Wed Apr 24 2024]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 24 April 2024 bouncer Microsoft really does not want Windows 11 running on ancient PCs Even tighter requirements, so it's time
4/23/2024
3 : 54

Ex-Amazon exec claims she was asked to ignore copyright law in race to AI [Tue Apr 23 2024]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 23 April 2024 Robot race Ex-Amazon exec claims she was asked to ignore copyright law in race to AI High-flying AI scientist claims
4/22/2024
5 : 14

Microsoft is a national security threat, says ex-White House cyber policy director [Mon Apr 22 2024]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 22 April 2024 Title card for Brandon's video about Microsoft and national security Microsoft is a national security threat,
4/19/2024
3 : 54

EU tells Meta it can't paywall privacy [Fri Apr 19 2024]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 19 April 2024 facebook EU tells Meta it can't paywall privacy Platforms should not confront users with 'binary choice'
4/18/2024
3 : 54

ASML profits plunge 40% amid dip in chipmaking tool orders [Thu Apr 18 2024]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 18 April 2024 Semi-melted US and Japan flags on semiconductors ASML profits plunge 40% amid dip in chipmaking tool orders Except
4/17/2024
3 : 54

FYI: This site claims to have harvested 4B+ Discord chats, today all yours for a price [Wed Apr 17 2024]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 17 April 2024 discord FYI: This site claims to have harvested 4B+ Discord chats, today all yours for a price Of course there's
4/16/2024
7 : 14

Open source versus Microsoft: The new rebellion begins [Tue Apr 16 2024]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 16 April 2024 Windows Update Open source versus Microsoft: The new rebellion begins Neither side can afford to lose, but one
4/15/2024
7 : 24

Support contract required techie to lounge around in a $5,000/night hotel room [Mon Apr 15 2024]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 15 April 2024 Man sitting in a bath Support contract required techie to lounge around in a $5000/night hotel room And be paid
4/13/2024
8 : 35

Got an unpatched LG 'smart' television? It could be watching you back [Wed Apr 10 2024]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 10 April 2024 spy Got an unpatched LG 'smart' television? It could be watching you back Four fatal flaws allow TV takeover
4/13/2024
8 : 24

Rust rustles up fix for 10/10 critical command injection bug on Windows [Thu Apr 11 2024]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 11 April 2024 A sketch of the Rust programming language logo Rust rustles up fix for 10/10 critical command injection bug on
4/13/2024
8 : 4

We never agreed to only buy HP ink, say printer owners [Fri Apr 12 2024]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 12 April 2024 hpo inc ink We never agreed to only buy HP ink, say printer owners Complainants smack back after hardware giant
4/9/2024
4 : 4

Change Healthcare faces second ransomware dilemma weeks after ALPHV attack [Tue Apr 9 2024]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 9 April 2024 skull Change Healthcare faces second ransomware dilemma weeks after ALPHV attack Theories abound over who's truly
4/8/2024
4 : 4

Techie saved the day and was then criticized for the fix [Mon Apr 8 2024]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 8 April 2024 Computer repair Techie saved the day and was then criticized for the fix You can prove them wrong, but they'll
4/5/2024
3 : 54

German state ditches Windows, Microsoft Office for Linux and LibreOffice [Fri Apr 5 2024]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 5 April 2024 penguins enter the port of kiel in germany. kiel is the biggest city in Schleswig-Holstein German state ditches
4/4/2024
4 : 4

Iowa sysadmin pleads guilty to 33-year identity theft of former coworker [Thu Apr 4 2024]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 4 April 2024 prison Iowa sysadmin pleads guilty to 33-year identity theft of former coworker Actions sent homeless victim to jail
4/3/2024
4 : 4

No joke: FTC boss goes on the Daily Show and is told Apple tried to block her [Wed Apr 3 2024]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 3 April 2024 bouncer No joke: FTC boss goes on the Daily Show and is told Apple tried to block her Land of the Free has lost its
4/2/2024
3 : 54

Malicious xz backdoor reveals fragility of open source [Tue Apr 2 2024]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 2 April 2024 backdoor Malicious xz backdoor reveals fragility of open source This time, we got lucky. It mostly affected bleeding-
4/1/2024
3 : 44

Rust developers at Google are twice as productive as C++ teams [Mon Apr 1 2024]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 1 April 2024 chain Rust developers at Google are twice as productive as C++ teams Code shines up nicely in production, says
3/29/2024
4 : 54

AI hallucinates software packages and devs download them – even if potentially poisoned with malware [Fri Mar 29 2024]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 29 March 2024 Illustration of someone in a hoodie looking at a bench with a cloud over it AI hallucinates software packages and
3/25/2024
5 : 4

What's brown and sticky and broke this PC? [Mon Mar 25 2024]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 25 March 2024 Hot chocolate with marshmallows What's brown and sticky and broke this PC? Nothing, according to its user. But