George Santos: I was not a drag queen, okurr?

By George Civeris

The embattled Congressman faces new allegations of looking busted as hell in Brazil

Oh, the tea is piping hot this morning, mawma! Serial liaress and Republican Congressmother George Santos is being read to filth on social media by Brazilian LGBTQ+ activists and performers, who claim she used to perform in drag (and looked busted as hell doing it) under the name Kitara Ravache. Oh werk? Continue reading

By Claire Carusillo

Plus, Alan Cumming's wardrobe is to die for

When I first heard about The Traitors, a 10-episode Peacock murder mystery reality competition series — specifically, the American version of the Dutch show De Verraders — that takes place at a haunted castle/executive retreat center in rural Scotland, I wasn’t all that interested. It used to be that I would easily devote 128 hours of my life to any program that featured reality TV dukes and duchesses like Shahs of Sunset’s Reza Farahan and Real Housewives’ Brandi Glanville. But ever since Farahan screamed at his Shahs co-star Mercedes “MJ” Javid shortly after she almost died in childbirth that her “uterus exploded” because she had had “10 abortions,” and since Glanville and Taylor Armstrong had the most disturbing conversation I’ve ever heard at the fabulous Red Lion Inn on The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, I’ve lost my taste for these kinds of traitors. Continue reading

By Olivia Craighead

Nice try, Ms. Wintour

Vogue is once again trying to convince us that Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz have It, and once again we will not be fooled. The couple is back in the digital pages of the magazine, this time telling us all about what they wear in a week. This is, by my count, at least the fifth time they’ve appeared in various American Vogue editorial content in the last 12 months. How much of a kickback is Anna Wintour getting from this? Much like their previous collaborations with the magazine, this latest video is about as stimulating as flipping through Beckham’s photography book. Continue reading

By Kelly Conaboy

She might get engaged!

I’m starting to get worried. If Kaley Cuoco’s happiness levels remain in the elevated state they’ve been in since her manager introduced her to the random guy she now loves so much she could tear off a limb out of sheer exuberance, she might succumb to takotsubo cardiomyopathy (a condition I learned about after Googling “can you die of happiness”). If sources close to Kaley Cuoco are out there, please get her to the hospital — right after you finish talking to Us Weekly about how it’s almost surreal to Kaley Cuoco how perfect her life is right now! Continue reading

By Claire Carusillo

Nelson Franklin deserves to be a streaming star

Every time I see disgraced Republican Rep. George Santos, I experience a brief flash of excitement. Not because of schadenfreude due to how much everyone hates him, but because for a second or two, I think he’s that guy we all love — that silly and self-effacing cutie, the goofball with the horn-rimmed glasses. I’m talking about the loveable actor Nelson Franklin, who should be booking a lot more gigs, starting with the lead role in whatever Santos biopic eventually gets greenlit in the next few years. Continue reading