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US lobbyists commission report dismissing proposed EU cloud regulations

But it has a point about the achievability of goal of '75%' European cloud

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Nvidia in blast radius as Uncle Sam looks to cut off China's Huawei for good

GeForced into a coldwar

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As Big Tech lays off staff, TSMC swoops in to hire 6,000

Good news: Jobs for all! Bad news: Employer may be invaded by China

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EU 'poised' to OK Microsoft's Activision biz gobble

Crunch licensing talks with rivals may ease antitrust fears

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'Brittle' Twitter suffers bad case of the Mondays: Links, pics, vids fail

Once again, the status page is oblivious

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Financial red tape blamed for London losing Arm IPO

Chip outfit reportedly afraid it would have to report any transaction with a SoftBank company to UK regulator

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Fujitsu's A64FX successor will be an Arm-based datacenter chip

Plus: Drops 'carbon-neutral' hints on successor processor with the moniker MONAKA

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Don't worry, that system's not actually active – oh, wait …

Fat-fingered admin escaped because the last false alarm was caused by a frozen pizza and a toaster oven

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Intel buries news of GPU cuts and delays in low-key Friday post

Falcon Shore will be late. Rialto Bridge and Lancaster Sound cancelled. Will Chipzilla ever nail its XPU plan?

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Wait, what? Workstation sales set new record in 2022?

Then they plunged properly like all other client devices

The Known (and Unknown) Risks of Ransomware How Cybersecurity Leaders are Aligning Cyber Risk and Business Risk

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EPA orders US states to check cyber security of public water supplies

Don’t let miscreants poison the wells

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DoppelPaymer ransomware suspects cuffed, alleged ringleaders escape

Millions extorted from victims, one attack left hospital patient dead

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Where are the women in cyber security? On the dark side, study suggests

Also, Royal ransomware metastasizes to other critical sectors, and this week's critical vulnerabilities

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SANS Multi-Cloud Survey

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Now Microsoft injects Copilot AI into Dynamics 365

Bringing Embrace, Extend, Extinguish to a business workforce near you

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Salesforce promises to follow the Oracle playbook

Yay for investors, eek for customers?

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How to get the latest Linux kernel on your Ubuntu box

And a choice of ways to get the latest KDE too, if that's your thing

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Atomic energy body proposes fusion framework to manage British energy grids

When you need something reliable that won't drop out of support, open is the way to go

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Building bits of brain in the lab will change our minds

Wake up and smell the cortex

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Elon Musk yearns for AI devs to build 'anti-woke' rival ChatGPT bot

Plus: OpenAI says it won't train on customer data, and Microsoft rolls out new Bing AI modes

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The Great Graph Debate: Revolutionary concept in databases or niche curiosity?

Two experts go head-to-head – then you decide

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The cause of last December's failed satellite launch? Nozzle material, says ESA

Arianespace Vega-C rocket failure sent two Airbus satellites into the Atlantic Ocean

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Off-Prem

US lobbyists commission report dismissing proposed EU cloud regulations

Digital Transformation

The future of data will be unified, flexible, and accessible

On-Prem

Nvidia in blast radius as Uncle Sam looks to cut off China's Huawei for good

As Big Tech lays off staff, TSMC swoops in to hire 6,000

EU 'poised' to OK Microsoft's Activision biz gobble

'Brittle' Twitter suffers bad case of the Mondays: Links, pics, vids fail

Financial red tape blamed for London losing Arm IPO

Fujitsu's A64FX successor will be an Arm-based datacenter chip

Don't worry, that system's not actually active – oh, wait …

Intel buries news of GPU cuts and delays in low-key Friday post

Wait, what? Workstation sales set new record in 2022?

The Known (and Unknown) Risks of Ransomware

Connecting the Cross-Device Dots for Retail | Slide Deck

Security

EPA orders US states to check cyber security of public water supplies

DoppelPaymer ransomware suspects cuffed, alleged ringleaders escape

Where are the women in cyber security? On the dark side, study suggests

SANS Multi-Cloud Survey

Software

Now Microsoft injects Copilot AI into Dynamics 365

Salesforce promises to follow the Oracle playbook

How to get the latest Linux kernel on your Ubuntu box

Atomic energy body proposes fusion framework to manage British energy grids

Building bits of brain in the lab will change our minds

Elon Musk yearns for AI devs to build 'anti-woke' rival ChatGPT bot

Special Features

The Great Graph Debate: Revolutionary concept in databases or niche curiosity?

Offbeat

The cause of last December's failed satellite launch? Nozzle material, says ESA

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