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Don't worry, that system's not actually active – oh, wait …

Fat-fingered admin escaped because the last false alarm was caused by a frozen pizza and a toaster oven

 
 

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US lobbyists commission report dismissing proposed EU cloud regulations

But it has a point about the achievability of goal of '75%' European cloud

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Nvidia in blast radius as Uncle Sam looks to cut off China's Huawei for good

GeForced into a coldwar

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As Big Tech lays off staff, TSMC swoops in to hire 6,000

Good news: Jobs for all! Bad news: Employer may be invaded by China

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EU 'poised' to OK Microsoft's Activision biz gobble

Crunch licensing talks with rivals may ease antitrust fears

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'Brittle' Twitter suffers bad case of the Mondays: Links, pics, vids fail

Once again, the status page is oblivious

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Financial red tape blamed for London losing Arm IPO

Chip outfit reportedly afraid it would have to report any transaction with a SoftBank company to UK regulator

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Fujitsu's A64FX successor will be an Arm-based datacenter chip

Plus: Drops 'carbon-neutral' hints on successor processor with the moniker MONAKA

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Don't worry, that system's not actually active – oh, wait …

Fat-fingered admin escaped because the last false alarm was caused by a frozen pizza and a toaster oven

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Intel buries news of GPU cuts and delays in low-key Friday post

Falcon Shore will be late. Rialto Bridge and Lancaster Sound cancelled. Will Chipzilla ever nail its XPU plan?

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Wait, what? Workstation sales set new record in 2022?

Then they plunged properly like all other client devices

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The Known (and Unknown) Risks of Ransomware

How Cybersecurity Leaders are Aligning Cyber Risk and Business Risk

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EPA orders US states to check cyber security of public water supplies

Don’t let miscreants poison the wells

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DoppelPaymer ransomware suspects cuffed, alleged ringleaders escape

Millions extorted from victims, one attack left hospital patient dead

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Where are the women in cyber security? On the dark side, study suggests

Also, Royal ransomware metastasizes to other critical sectors, and this week's critical vulnerabilities

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Now Microsoft injects Copilot AI into Dynamics 365

Bringing Embrace, Extend, Extinguish to a business workforce near you

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Salesforce promises to follow the Oracle playbook

Yay for investors, eek for customers?

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How to get the latest Linux kernel on your Ubuntu box

And a choice of ways to get the latest KDE too, if that's your thing

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Atomic energy body proposes fusion framework to manage British energy grids

When you need something reliable that won't drop out of support, open is the way to go

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Building bits of brain in the lab will change our minds

Wake up and smell the cortex

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Elon Musk yearns for AI devs to build 'anti-woke' rival ChatGPT bot

Plus: OpenAI says it won't train on customer data, and Microsoft rolls out new Bing AI modes

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The Great Graph Debate: Revolutionary concept in databases or niche curiosity?

Two experts go head-to-head – then you decide

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The cause of last December's failed satellite launch? Nozzle material, says ESA

Arianespace Vega-C rocket failure sent two Airbus satellites into the Atlantic Ocean

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