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Your security failure was so bad we have to close the company … NOT!

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Apple gives up legal war on iPhone CPU wizard who co-founded Nuvia

Qualcomm acquisition dodges one bullet, Arm still coming for blood

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Intel to rebrand client chips once Meteor Lake splashes down

Game benchmark suggests 'Ultra 5' could replace names like 'Core i5'

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Arm files for IPO, but SoftBank will retain control

Japanese owner states float 'won’t have material impact,' suggesting small stake will be up for grabs

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IT giant Bitmarck shuts down customer, internal systems after cyberattack

Patient data 'was and is never endangered', says medical tech slinger

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Google adds account sync for Authenticator, without E2EE

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Your security failure was so bad we have to close the company … NOT!

There are pranks, and savage pranks, and this prank when the CTO and HR ganged up on a very stressed techie

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China has 50 hackers for every FBI cyber agent, says Bureau boss

Combatting it is going to take more money. Lots of more money.

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Changing price-performance for Finite Element Analysis simulations

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Microsoft pushes users to the Edge in Outlook, Teams

The 1990s are back, baby

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Misinformation tracker warns 'new generation' of AI-scribed content farms on the rise

NewsGuard finds 49 websites spewing robo-written garbage to scoop ad money

Top Google boffin Hinton quits, warns of AI danger, partly regrets life's work

'Look at how it was five years ago and how it is now. Take the difference and propagate it forwards. That's scary'

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EU legislates disclosure of copyright data used to train AI

Watch the AI-generated anti-Biden advert from the GOP, and more

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Plugging the infosec holes before the bad guys can sneak in

Security posture management gets its due at RSA

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How Sandia hopes to accelerate US hypersonic weapons development

You want this to go faster? OK, send in the contractors. That'll do the trick

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Uncle Sam actually sounds like it may to do something about rampant H-1B fraud

Gee, you mean that surge to 800,000 applications in one year isn't entirely legit? Shocking

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Boffins claim to create the world's first wooden transistor

But don't toss out your silicon chips quite yet

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Space: The final frontier, or the next venture capital gold rush

Ashlee Vance's When the Heavens Went on Sale paints an inside view of orbital startups

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Europe floats patent overhaul, which obviously everyone's thrilled about

Industry groups and biz aren't yet sold on reforms

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