We regret to inform you Earth will not be destroyed by an asteroid within 1,000 years [Thu May 18 2023]

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We regret to inform you Earth will not be destroyed by an asteroid within 1,000 years

Never mind, there's always nuclear war and climate catastrophe

 
 

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Logitech, iFixit to offer parts to stop folks binning their computer mouse

Stick with me and the mice live ... with pads, batteries and screws for two models

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EU passes world's first regulatory framework for cryptocurrency

Gone are the days of unlicensed exchanges and anonymous transactions – for EU citizens, at least

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Europe vows it won't let US and Asia treat it as a source of museum-grade chip tech

With €43 billion at stake, Thierry Breton says that Europe should get advanced fabs

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Six million patients' data feared stolen from PharMerica

Cue the inevitable class action lawsuit

'Strictly limit' remote desktop – unless you like catching BianLian ransomware

Do it or don't. We're not cops. But the FBI are, and they have this to say

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Another security calamity for Capita: An unsecured AWS bucket

Colchester City Council says it and others caught up in new incident, reckons benefits data of local citizens exposed

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Don't panic. Google offering scary .zip and .mov domains is not the end of the world

Did we forget about .pl, .sh and oh yeah, .com ?

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Upstart encryption app walks back privacy claims, pulls from stores after probe

Try not leaving a database full of user info, chats, keys exposed, eh?

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Ransomware-as-a-service groups rain money on their affiliates

Qilin gang crims can earn up to 85 percent of extortion cash, or jail

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Professor freezes student grades after ChatGPT claimed AI wrote their papers

Future robots don't need to be killers, they can just turn us against ourselves

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Google Go language goes with opt-in telemetry

Go go gadget data collection

SAP gets cloudy with a chance of AI in bid to woo on-prem brigade

HR chatbots and more as maintenance deadline looms

VA, Oracle's Cerner agree on renegotiated health records contract

Long, costly wars not the only thing US government good at getting stuck in

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Asahi Linux developer warns the one true way is Wayland

Got an Apple Silicon Mac? Want to run Linux? Then you'll need a Wayland-based desktop

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Microsoft's big bet on helium-3 fusion explained

Magnets, not lasers, could be secret to endless power (if it actually works)

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Elizabeth Holmes is going to prison – with a $500m bill

'Liz' learns you don't screw over rich people

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We regret to inform you Earth will not be destroyed by an asteroid within 1,000 years

Never mind, there's always nuclear war and climate catastrophe

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Stratolaunch takes hypersonic flight dreams to new heights with mid-air release success

Paul Allen must be smiling up there ahead of test flight in summer

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US Disruptive Technology Strike Force has struck

Former Apple engineer busted for stealing self-driving code, others accused of arranging illicit military tech transfers

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North Korea shows off surveillance satellite it claims it can launch

To counter the 'US imperialists and the South Korean puppet villains'

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Australia asks Twitter how it will mod content without staff, gets ghosted

Now the minister responsible has threatened regulation

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