Ex-Microsoft maverick takes us on a trip through vintage Task Manager code [Thu Oct 5 2023]

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in

The Register

{* Daily Headlines *}

5 October 2023

 
Task Manager in Windows XP

Ex-Microsoft maverick takes us on a trip through vintage Task Manager code

Plus: Have you updated to the latest version of Bloated Fetal Sacs?

 

Off-Prem

Microsoft introduces AI meddling to your files with Copilot in OneDrive

We hope cloud storage service is ready for this web wingman

15 Comments

Microsoft attempts to woo governments with Cloud for Sovereignty preview

Sovereignty = you’ll run on Azure and you’ll be told when our engineers access your resources

4 Comments

Nukes, schmukes – fuel cells could power future datacenters

At least in the tropics, say Equinix and the National University of Singapore

19 Comments
x

Win The Race To STEM Success

Helping students kickstart their careers with F1 in Schools

z

Achieving cloud financial resilience with Cloud FinOps

Whitepaper

On-Prem

Amazon had secret algorithm to hike prices, claims FTC

Project Nessie named in the antitrust suit, alleging Bezos's bunch pulled in an extra billion-plus

3 Comments

Google introduces phone-shaped housing for its AI tech

Pixel 8 and Pixel 8 Pro out, Chrome goliath ups support to seven years

2 Comments

Atos subsidiary Eviden scores contract win in Europe's first exascale system

$526M Jupiter set to rule EU's tech orbit by 2024

1 Comments

Airwave a 'license to print money' on legacy blue-light comms contract

Profits and revenue increase for Motorola subsidiary challenging regulator price cap ruling

10 Comments

Japan confirms ¥192 billion will flow to help Micron build Hiroshima plant

That's $1.3 billion – pocket change compared to CHIPS Acts elsewhere

1 Comments

Samsung to fab chips for RISC-V processor world's Tenstorrent

For now, chaebol will manufacture AI startup’s 4nm Quasar

1 Comments
x

Forrester Wave™: Infrastructure-As-A-Service Platform Native Security Q2 2023

Whitepaper

x

The executive’s guide to generative AI

Whitepaper

Security

IT networks under attack via critical Confluence zero-day. Patch now

'Handful' of customers hit so far, public-facing instances at risk

Make-me-root 'Looney Tunables' security hole on Linux needs your attention

What's up, Doc? Try elevated permissions

2 Comments

'Gay furry hackers' brag of second NATO break-in, steal and leak more data

'No impact on missions,' military powerhouse insists

2 Comments

Red Cross lays down hacktivism law as Ukraine war rages on

Rules apply to cyber vigilantes and their home nations, but experts cast doubt over potential benefits

1 Comments

CISA barred from coordinating with social media sites to police misinformation

The 5th Circuit's re-ruling adds CISA to a list of alleged first-amendment violators. Next stop: Supreme Court

4 Comments
x

Building, Training, and Optimizing Models on the HPE Machine Learning Development System

Whitepaper

Software

Microsoft rolls OpenAI's text-to-pic DALL-E 3 into Bing

AI-made images invisibly watermarked – as academics warn that kind of measure is pointless

Dell jumps on personalized GenAI biz wagon with 'customizable' pitch

Flags up enterprise customer adoption 'hesitancy,' though, as data governance worries persist

1 Comments

Mint freshens up its Linux garden for Ubuntu and Debian fans

One version's edgier than the other

8 Comments

City council Oracle megaproject got a code red – and they went live anyway

Poor security and segregation of duties also worry auditors

33 Comments

Ex-Microsoft maverick takes us on a trip through vintage Task Manager code

Plus: Have you updated to the latest version of Bloated Fetal Sacs?

16 Comments

Special Features

Pacific telco backed by Australia, Japan, and US bins Huawei

Nokia looks a more diplomatic choice at Digicel

FEMA to test emergency alert system US-wide today

Americans are used to drills :(

45 Comments

North Korea's Lazarus Group upgrades its main malware

LightningCan evades infosec tools in new and interesting ways

3 Comments

Russia to ban all VPNs – again – says senator

Putin Zuck out of business is one goal of this repeat effort to close off internet tunnels

35 Comments

Offbeat

Tweaked Space Shuttle Main Engine gets ready for final testing

NASA will run out of RS-25s to drop into the ocean unless the production line restarts

21 Comments

Red Planet roommates have been stuck on 'Mars' together for 100 days

Simulation milestone coincides with NASA's 65th birthday – will it manage the real thing before its centenary?

10 Comments

Kaluma squeezes JavaScript onto the Raspberry Pi Pico

Bringing the language of multi-gigabyte web browsers to a $4 computer

19 Comments

Big Brother is coming to a workplace near you, and the privacy regulator wants a word

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

32 Comments

Astronomers debate whether or not lightning strikes even once on Venus

Where are the bolts of light? Why are the low-frequency radio waves lightning makes going backwards?

9 Comments
 
  
Twitter
Facebook
LinkedIn
  
    

This email was sent to you

You can update your preferences or unsubscribe

Situation Publishing Ltd, 315 Montgomery Street, 9th & 10th Floors, San Francisco, CA 94104, USA

The Register and its contents are Copyright © 2023 Situation Publishing. All rights reserved.

Privacy Policy

Older messages

And now for something completely different: Python 3.12 [Wed Oct 4 2023]

Wednesday, October 4, 2023

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 4 October 2023 Papercut Python logo And now for something completely different: Python 3.12 Nobody expects more flexible string

Security researchers believe mass exploitation attempts against WS_FTP have begun [Tue Oct 3 2023]

Tuesday, October 3, 2023

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 3 October 2023 Image by Maksim Kabakouhttp://www.shutterstock.com/pic-362745248/stock-photo-privacy-concept-broken-shield-on-wall-

UTM: An Apple hypervisor with some unique extra abilities [Mon Oct 2 2023]

Monday, October 2, 2023

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 2 October 2023 UTM running both classic MacOS and Solaris on an M1 MacBook Air under Sonoma. UTM: An Apple hypervisor with some

Teardown reveals iPhone 15 to be series of questionable design decisions [Wed Sep 27 2023]

Wednesday, September 27, 2023

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 27 September 2023 iPhone 15 teardown Teardown reveals iPhone 15 to be series of questionable design decisions High cost and hard

Mixin suspends deposits and withdrawals after $200m cryptocurrency heist [Tue Sep 26 2023]

Tuesday, September 26, 2023

Hi The Register Subscriber | Log in The Register {* Daily Headlines *} 26 September 2023 bank robbery Mixin suspends deposits and withdrawals after $200m cryptocurrency heist Cloud provider blamed for

You Might Also Like

Instacart joins Uber in lawsuit against Seattle 

Thursday, December 26, 2024

PSL spinout brings AI to compliance management | Doctor-led startup gets FDA approval ADVERTISEMENT GeekWire SPONSOR MESSAGE: GeekWire's special series marks Microsoft's 50th anniversary by

A pleasure and a privilege.

Thursday, December 26, 2024

Less than 25¢ a day to hold the powerful accountable. ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

☕ Not worth the hype

Thursday, December 26, 2024

CMOs on 2024's most overhyped marketing trends. December 26, 2024 View Online | Sign Up Marketing Brew Presented By Salesforce It's Thursday. Move over, brat—we're playing the Vince

☕ Shortchanged

Thursday, December 26, 2024

This year's shorter holiday season. December 26, 2024 View Online | Sign Up Retail Brew It's Thursday—Boxing Day if you live pretty much anywhere but the US. We're celebrating by kicking

Hit Games

Thursday, December 26, 2024

Hashtags And Hit Lists // Let The Games Begin Hit Games By Kaamya Sharma • 26 Dec 2024 View in browser View in browser Hashtags And Hit Lists Colin Wright | Reality's Last Stand | 23rd December

Tumultuous year in politics – readers and editors pick favorite stories

Thursday, December 26, 2024

A year of explaining the 'why' and 'how' behind politics headlines ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

🍿 ‘Squid Game’s Sophomore Slump

Thursday, December 26, 2024

Plus: 'Doctor Who' showrunner Russell T Davies and 2024 Christmas special writer Steven Moffat chat about doing one more episode together. Inverse Daily Netflix's surprise hit comes back

Our Favorite Beauty Stories of 2024

Thursday, December 26, 2024

Basting with zinc butt cream got a lot of votes. The Strategist Beauty Brief December 26, 2024 Every product is independently selected by editors. If you buy something through our links, New York may

The Human Face Of The Corporate Takeover

Thursday, December 26, 2024

While The Lever team is on holiday break, here's a selection of our best reporting this year. Art from The Lever's human-interest investigations. (Clockwise from top left: Ryan Johnson/Lindsey

Greetings from The Flyover

Thursday, December 26, 2024

͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌ ͏ ‌