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Public Accounts Committee slams progress and questions plans

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German budget woes threaten chip fab funding for Intel and TSMC

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User read the manual, followed instructions, still couldn't make 'Excel' work

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Foxconn founder Terry Gou quits Taiwan presidential race

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Tata Consultancy Services ordered to cough up $210M in code theft trial

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UKFast founder Lawrence Jones convicted of rape

Ex-hosting biz boss to be sentenced for historic offences after being found guilty of earlier sexual assault

BOFH: Groundbreaking discovery or patently obvious trolling?

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Europe's Ariane 6 rocket rated 'ready to rumble' after passing hot fire test

Still not reusable, but at least it's getting closer to long-delayed launch

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Singapore to deter crypto investors with tactics like those used on smokers, gamblers

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