Elon Musk thinks he's Iron Man when he's actually Michael Scott meets Kendall Roy
This is the Rubesletter from Matt Ruby. I’m a comedian, writer, and the creator of Vooza. Every Tuesday, I send essays, jokes, and videos to your inbox. You’re on the free plan, for the full experience, sign up for a paid subscription. Elon Musk thinks he's Iron Man when he's actually Michael Scott meets Kendall RoyThat Dealbook interview was like the worst Succession scene ever. When will his bootlicking sycophants give it up?You can’t script a cringe comedy moment any better than this scene at the Dealbook conference:
Classic! Michael Scott couldn’t have delivered it any better. And then there was his “Go f– yourself” moment followed immediately by the painful 5 seconds in which he slowly realized he would get neither audience applause nor understanding from Sorkin. Worst Succession scene ever. (Or was it the best?) Also, he said the people of Earth will decide who is to blame if X goes bankrupt: “The whole world will know that those advertisers killed the company…Let's see how Earth responds to that." Dude, no one gives a f–. “Earth” isn’t losing sleep over this. Your hate-rage platform is a toxic cesspool. All you’ll get from the rest of us is a sigh of relief – and then Threads or something else will be the place we all go to complain when the refs miss a call on Sunday Night Football. “The trouble with algorithms, is that it rewards extremes. Say you’re driving down the road and see a car crash. Of course you look. Everyone looks. The internet interprets behavior like this to mean everyone is asking for car crashes, so it tries to supply them.” Gotta be honest: Musk now feels like the worst advertisement ever for Ketamine. Thought that stuff was supposed to heal you, not turn you into a heel. Every time he opens his mouth lately, his status as a biz wizard becomes increasingly suspicious. Elon: "Are you trying to blackmail me with money?" I’m no MBA, but I’m pretty sure “blackmail me with money” is literally what it means to run a business. Like, if Elon ran a restaurant, would it go like this? Customer: “I’d like the cheeseburger.” But hey, at least he’s cleared up that he’s “against anti-anything”… …So can we say he’s anti-anti-anything? I’d say that’s very meta, but then Zuck might sue for copyright infringement. Al least he’s still got his bootlickers. For example, many in the VC brigade just can’t quit him. Bill Ackman, billionaire hedge fund manager and founder of Pershing Square Capital Management, unleashed an impressively sycophantic post endorsing all things Musk. Breathtaking stuff. I have some questions for Mr. Ackman though:
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