ChatGPT starts spouting nonsense in 'unexpected responses' shocker [Thu Feb 22 2024]

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Biden asks Coast Guard to create an infosec port in a stormy sea of cyber threats

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Duo face 20 years in prison over counterfeit iPhone scam

Sent 5,000+ fake handsets to Apple for repair in hope of getting real ones back

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Arm targets AI performance with latest Neoverse Compute Subsystems

More and more obvious what a key market ML is for the chip designer

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C-suite execs not immune to downsizing drama at Cisco

Maria Martinez, chief operating officer, is out after role was 'eliminated'

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Microsoft retires Azure IoT Central retirement announcement

And fails to clear up end-of-life debacle

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Rice isn't nice for drying your iPhone, according to Apple

Old wives revise their official advice

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Europe's data protection laws cut data storage by making information-wrangling pricier

GDPR also slashed processing costs by over a quarter

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Australian supercomputer 'Taingiwilta' comes online this year with [REDACTED] inside

Exec in charge laments that in defence HPC down under, you can pay a veteran expert a mere web dev's salary

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Apple promises to protect iMessage chats from quantum computers

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Exploiting the latest max-severity ConnectWise bug is 'embarrassingly easy'

Urgent patching advised to protect attacks against setup wizards

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LockBit leaks expose nearly 200 affiliates and bespoke data-stealing malware

Operation Cronos's 'partners' continue to trickle the criminal empire's secrets

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Orgs are having a major identity crisis while crims reap the rewards

Hacking your way in is so 2022 – logging in is much easier

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China could be doing better at censorship, think tank finds

Complex overlapping bureaucracy sometimes lacks the funds and skills to do it right

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Windows 11 users herded toward 23H2 via automatic upgrade

Machine learning to smooth bumps in the update road

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Firefly software snafu sends Lockheed satellite on short-lived space safari

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Oracle faces continued legal battle over alleged NetSuite software misrepresentations

Judge allows fraud case to continue after customer resubmits complaint

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ChatGPT starts spouting nonsense in 'unexpected responses' shocker

Skips the 'intelligence' part of generative AI

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GNOME 46 beta has more tweaks than a coffee shop

The future desktop of Ubuntu 24.04 and Fedora 40 is nearly ready

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The successor to Research Unix was Plan 9 from Bell Labs

A better UNIX than UNIX isn't a UNIX at all

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VMware takes a swing at Nutanix, Red Hat with KVM conversion tool

Also urges customers to remove some of its software due to a critical vulnerability

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A small Alaska town wants a big bronze Riker

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Trident missile test a damp squib after rocket goes 'plop,' fails to ignite

UK demonstrates prowess at nuking the ocean

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Microsoft veteran on how to blue screen your way to better testing

A crash course on making Windows crash on demand

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