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Want to feel old? Excel just entered its 40th year

More senior than Windows itself, and still runs the world

 
 

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It's about time Intel, AMD dropped x86 games and turned to the real threat

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Sorry, but the ROI on enterprise AI is abysmal

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Western Digital wasn't the only one - Windows 24H2 update bluescreens Asus systems

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Want to feel old? Excel just entered its 40th year

More senior than Windows itself, and still runs the world

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Major publishers sue Perplexity AI for scraping without paying

We sell that to OpenAI – how dare you steal it and make stuff up

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Lab-grown human brain cells drive virtual butterfly in simulation

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