The GIST - Special Edition: Thankful as cluck
From The GIST Team |
Happy Thanksgiving!Forget the turkey and stuffing — the NFL’s serving up a three-course feast of Week 13 games today. Clear eyes, full stomach, can’t lose. |
Quote of The Day |
What?! | |
— Legendary quarterback-turned-broadcaster Tom Brady, who was shocked to learn that he has to work on Thanksgiving as part of the Fox broadcast crew. Hope they save him some turkey. |
The Breakdown |
🍽️ The appetizer: Chicago Bears (4-7) vs. Detroit Lions (10-1) — 12:30 p.m. ET
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The GIST: Lions and
Turkey Day mainstay Lions roaring through the season: Don’t be dismayed by their 37-45-2 (wins, losses, ties) Thanksgiving record, Detroit has played every Thanksgiving since 1934 (save a six-year stretch for World War II). But these Lions have been on the prowl as of late, boasting the best record in the NFC.
Bears aiming for stability on the big stage: No. 1 overall 2024 draft pick, QB Caleb Williams, was supposed to help Chicago graduate from the kid’s table this season, but offensive line woes have continued to plague Da Bears, who are yielding four sacks per game.
Prediction: Even without injured defensive end Aidan Hutchinson, this Lions defense has been nearly as strong as their offense, limiting their opponents to a league-low 17 touchdowns across their 11 games. Expect the Lions to blow out the Bears. |
🦃 The main course: NY Giants (2-9) vs. Dallas Cowboys (4-7) — 4:30 p.m. ET
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The GIST: Pass the gravy and the stuffing because it’s going to take a lot to remedy the dryness of this matchup between these ailing NFC East foes, with the Giants on a six-game losing streak and the ’Boys barely snapping their five-game skid over the weekend. America’s Team plagued by inconsistency: Like the Lions, Cowboys football has been a Thanksgiving Day staple since 1966, amassing a 33-22-1 record on the occasion. But this squad hasn’t been feasting this year, especially after starting QB Dak Prescott went out with a season-ending hamstring injury in Week 9.
Giants serving up cutlets for dinner: The G-Men are going through more of an identity crisis than your middle school–aged cousin, recently releasing longtime QB Daniel Jones and opting for backup Tommy “Cutlets” DeVito under center. Unfortunately, DeVito is dealing with a forearm injury, putting Drew Lock in line to make the start.
Prediction: An ugly one, TBH — both teams rank in the bottom third in offense and are relying on their backup QBs. Not to mention, Dallas is struggling with injuries and are winless at home this season. Hey, at least watching this beats being on clean-up duty? |
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It’s time to level the playing field and your wardrobe. For a limited time, snag up to 30% off The GIST’s merch and rep your support of women in sports. From cozy hoodies and crewnecks to chic tees and functional totes, there’s something for every GISTer in your life (including you!). But hurry — this sale ends Monday at 11:59 p.m. ET, and supplies are limited. 🏃♀️ Ready, set, shop! |
🥧 The dessert: Miami Dolphins (5-6) vs. Green Bay Packers (8-3) — 8:20 p.m. ET
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The GIST: The NFL definitely saved the best for last with this evening showdown pitting two surging squads against each other — the Pack have won six of their last seven games while Miami’s been scorching, boasting three straight Ws. Leave some room for this delectable finale. Packers spreading the Love on Thanksgiving: Green Bay QB Jordan Love overcame an early season injury and a recent groin strain, and his play is keeping his team in playoff contention, a tall task in the crowded NFC North.
Dolphins offense just keeps swimming with the return of Tua Tagovailoa (pronounced Tah-go-vai-LOH-ah): The Fins struggled for the four weeks their QB1 was in concussion protocol, but have since returned to form, averaging nearly 30 points per game in their last five games with the southpaw under center.
Prediction: A whole lot of points to go along with your pie because these teams can score in bunches. That said, the Dolphins will have to contend with Thanksgiving travel and face a hostile environment in the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field. Watch for Green Bay to win a close one at home — there’s no place like it for the holidays, after all. |
The GIST's Picks |
Here’s what passed The GIST squad’s vibe check this week:
🍗 What to eatA turkey leg, of course. MVPs of the Thanksgiving Day games are awarded a turkey leg, a tradition that started with legendary commentator John Madden back in 1989. Yum. 🛍️ What to look forward toBlack Friday deals, including on our GIST merch. As mentioned, now through Monday at 11:59 p.m. ET, enjoy up to 30% off at The GIST’s store. Thankful for you. ⬅️ What to readThis article about some of the most iconic NFL Thanksgiving Day moments. From outstanding outings to the infamous “Butt Fumble,” it’s always a memorable occasion. |
Fun and Games |
Question of the DayBefore you dig into today’s football action and Thanksgiving feasts, we want to know: What’s your fave dish for the season? Choose from the list below or reply to this email with your top choice. |
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