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Microsoft delays final Exchange Server 2019 Cumulative Update to 2025

Quiet festive season for admins, but next year will be busy

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US Commerce Dept coughs up $6.1B Christmas present for Micron

Funding to support development of memory vendor's $125B fab expansion in New York and Idaho

US military grounds entire Osprey tiltrotor fleet over safety concerns

Boeing-Bell V-22 can't outfly its checkered past, it seems

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AMD secure VM tech undone by DRAM meddling

Boffins devise BadRAM attack to pilfer secrets from SEV-SNP encrypted memory

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With Gelsinger gone, to fab or not to fab is the $7B question

Whoever takes over has some tough decisions to make

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Mystery border control outage causes misery at Malaysia/Singapore frontier

If this were a US scandal, we'd cal it 'Gategate'

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Microsoft holds last Patch Tuesday of the year with 72 gifts for admins

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, patching was done with the click of a mouse

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Fully patched Cleo products under renewed 'zero-day-ish' mass attack

Thousands of servers targeted while customers wait for patches

Heart surgery device maker's security bypassed, data encrypted and stolen

Sounds like th-aorta get this sorted quickly

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Bitfinex heist gets the Netflix treatment after 'cringey couple' sentenced

Streamer's trademark dramatic style takes on Bitcoin Bonnie and Clyde

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WhatsApp finally fixes View Once flaw that allowed theft of supposedly vanishing pics

And it only took four months, tut

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Oracle gets Big Red reality check after financials fail to impress

Strong year ends with a dip, but Ellison signs Meta deal to boost AI cred

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OpenAI's Sora lets ChatGPT subscribers churn out janky text-generated videos

Buckle up, because limbed creatures are about to get weird

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SAP says GenAI will help solve legacy migration skills shortage

As 2027 support deadline looms, German vendor puts faith in on-trend tech to help SIs do more with less

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Open source maintainers are drowning in junk bug reports written by AI

Python security developer-in-residence decries use of bots that 'cannot understand code'

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South Korean web giant Naver creates its own Linux distro

'Navix' follows OpenELA rules, comes with ten years support, and is already used in production at scale

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Tesla sued over alleged Autopilot fail in yet another fatal accident

With two legal wins and one secret settlement on the books, the odds are in the automaker's favor

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TikTok appeals to have Trump – or Supreme Court – decide its fate later

Wants to defer shutdown order that takes effect a day before the presidential inauguration

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Alibaba exec trashes his own staff and customers, quickly apologizes

'I am carefree, I like to joke,' says guy who fines workers if they glance at phones during meetings

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Open source maintainers are drowning in junk bug reports written by AI [Wed Dec 11 2024]

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Open source maintainers are drowning in junk bug reports written by AI

Off-Prem

Microsoft delays final Exchange Server 2019 Cumulative Update to 2025

Modernize your IT with cloud services

Scale up and speed on

On-Prem

US Commerce Dept coughs up $6.1B Christmas present for Micron

US military grounds entire Osprey tiltrotor fleet over safety concerns

AMD secure VM tech undone by DRAM meddling

With Gelsinger gone, to fab or not to fab is the $7B question

Mystery border control outage causes misery at Malaysia/Singapore frontier

5 Steps for a Cost-efficient Migration to AWS Cloud

Performance benchmarks: A pocket guide

Security

Microsoft holds last Patch Tuesday of the year with 72 gifts for admins

Fully patched Cleo products under renewed 'zero-day-ish' mass attack

Heart surgery device maker's security bypassed, data encrypted and stolen

Bitfinex heist gets the Netflix treatment after 'cringey couple' sentenced

WhatsApp finally fixes View Once flaw that allowed theft of supposedly vanishing pics

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Software

Oracle gets Big Red reality check after financials fail to impress

OpenAI's Sora lets ChatGPT subscribers churn out janky text-generated videos

SAP says GenAI will help solve legacy migration skills shortage

Open source maintainers are drowning in junk bug reports written by AI

South Korean web giant Naver creates its own Linux distro

Offbeat

Tesla sued over alleged Autopilot fail in yet another fatal accident

TikTok appeals to have Trump – or Supreme Court – decide its fate later

Alibaba exec trashes his own staff and customers, quickly apologizes

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