Ship stranded in Suez Canal shifts, but not before spawning some choice tech memes [Tue Mar 30 2021]

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Bad news for automakers: That fire at the Renesas chip plant was worse than expected

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Distorted light from ancient explosion when the Universe was 3 billion years old helps point astroboffins to intermediate black hole

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Deloitte settled HPE's Autonomy lawsuit for $45m back in 2016 and agreed to cooperate with US DoJ

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Ship stranded in Suez Canal shifts, but not before spawning some choice tech memes

And not just the obvious ones about containers

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Trustify CEO gets eight years for lying to investors, spending millions on homes, private jets, sports tickets

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No JavaScript, no trackers, no SSL security: Retro computing boffin gives Google News a Netscape 1.1 makeover

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Intel accused of wiretapping because it uses analytics to track keystrokes, mouse movements on its website

Session monitoring scripts prompt dozens of privacy lawsuits against Big Biz, mainly in California and Florida

After oil giant Shell hit by Clop ransomware, workers' visas dumped online as part of extortion attempt

Another day, another data nightmare

Sitting comfortably? Then it's probably time to patch, as critical flaw uncovered in npm's netmask package

Are you local? Catastrophically local?

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UK terror law reviewer calls for prison sentences if suspects refuse to hand passwords over to investigators

Cops should be exempted from regulatory safeguards, says lawyer

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Scottish National Party members found among list of names signed up to rival Alba Party after website whoopsie

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PHP repository moved to GitHub after malicious code inserted under creator Rasmus Lerdorf's name

Backdoor quickly spotted and reverted

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Patch alert for Apple fans: Cybercrooks have already been exploiting this flaw in iPhones, iPads, and watches

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Blockchain may be the machinery of mischief, but it can't help telling the truth

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Which cyberthreat should you care about most? Here’s a clue … all of them

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Rails waves goodbye to mimemagic, welcomes Marcel to fix GPL MIME drama

If the license doesn't fit, you must commit

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Google's AI ethics firings garner more trouble – $60,000 Chocolate Factory boffin grant turned down over issue

Plus: Amazon delivery drivers forced to consent to being surveilled by AI

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MoJ cancels £100m ERP procurement to get in line with UK government shared service strategy

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Vegas, baby! A Register reader gambles his software will beat the manual system

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Taiwan to create new mega tech Ministry spanning industry policy, security, comms, and more

Led by proper CompSci boffin who wants to create a software development industry capable of earning billions

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Working from home is the future, yet VMware just extended vSphere 6.5 support for a year because remote upgrades are too hard

Death of Flash means vAdmins still have work to do to stay alive even with relaxed new deadline

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