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Court snubs Microsoft, US govt's request to throw out Amazon's complaint against JEDI cloud contract decision

Yes, AWS is still fighting for this $10bn deal

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Red Hat OpenShifts gears at summit to pin its future on 'open hybrid cloud'

Kubernetes takes centre stage as open-source giant aims to offer OpenShift everywhere

33 'unsustainably loss-making' Dixons Travel outlets set to be shuttered affecting 400 staff

Electronics retailer 'confident' workers can be offered opportunities elsewhere in the business

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Bumper third quarter for Microsoft as Azure revenue grows 50% year on year

Cloud migration and winner-takes-all integration drive more coins into Redmond's pocket

The Fast and the Curious: Safety-conscious Red Hat eyes continuously certified Linux platform for motors

Can open innovation work in the automobile industry?

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Show me the Monet: Late Samsung chairman's family settles inheritance tax bill, massive art donation

Highly anticipated details of stock division still unavailable

Helsinki Syndrome: Ubuntu utterly fails to boot on metro

Finland, Finland, Finland, the country where I want to bork

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A trip to the dole queue: CEO of $2bn Bay Area tech biz says he was fired for taking LSD before company meeting

Micro-dosing among Cali techies ... suddenly it's all starting to make sense

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Boffins stumble upon method to make silicon control lasers

Quantum experiment may clear the way for viable silicon photonics – chips with electronic and photonic interconnects

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FCC gives SpaceX the go-ahead to drop Starlink satellite orbits by 500 kilometres or so

Low enough to witness Musk's Twitter trolling of Jeff Bezos?

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UK's Competition and Markets Authority sticks probe in SK Hynix's $9bn proposed buy of Intel's NAND and SSD units

Regulator inviting comments on implications for local goods and services

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Ofcom 5G auction ends with UK carriers spending £23m for choice spectrum positionings

What's £23m compared to £1.35bn?

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FreedomFi's 5G gateways will mine HNT cryptocurrency for owners who dole out coverage to passing users, IoT devices

Traffic + Demand * Bandwidth = $$$ (maybe)

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Singapore goes Cray-cray in the best way, picks HPE for new 10 PFLOPS super 'puter

$30m, 100,000-core beast will use third-gen AMD EPYCs and 352 – count 'em – Nvidia A100 GPUs

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In case you were wondering, no, AMD hasn't managed to fsck everything up. It's still making lots of money

Turns out people, orgs are still buying truck loads of kit a year into the pandemic

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Beijing offers tax credits to patent-packing, R&Ding chip outfits great and very small

Big list of requirements to get the financial boost – and no mention of 'cut and paste from the West'

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Ransomware crooks who broke into Merseyrail used director's email address to brag about it – report

Hasn't stopped the trains, though

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Brit MPs and campaigners come together to oppose COVID status certificates as 'divisive and discriminatory'

Transport minister confirms use of the NHS app for just that when citizens travel abroad

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UK government gives Automated Lane Keeping Systems the green light for use on motorways

But at less than 37mph, don't expect anything to be quick

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There is no escape: Atlassian to send Jira into places only Excel dares to tread

HR, finance, marketing and more in the crosshairs for Jira Work Management

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Microsoft joins Bytecode Alliance to advance WebAssembly – aka the thing that lets you run compiled C/C++/Rust code in browsers

Maybe we can make software modular, secure, speedy all at the same time

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Chaos, climate... and Kubernetes top the agenda of our Continuous Lifecycle Online 2021 conference

Must see: Dr Holly Cummins and Liz Fong-Jones to deliver keynotes

India's open-source advocacy org assists lawsuit opposing COVID-19 vaccine policy

Calls for jabs market to be abandoned, and local vaccine IP to be freed

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Australia probes app stores, politely suggests Apple and Google could try being nicer and more careful

Down Under watchdog doesn't call for commission cuts nor suggest major interventions

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