The server is down, money is not being made, and you want me to fix what? [Mon May 31 2021]

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The server is down, money is not being made, and you want me to fix what?

The sound of silence? No, no, it's stupidity

 
 

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Disney and Comcast get a pass from the Sunshine State, though

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Give me a (tax) break: UK broadband plumber Openreach to almost double the number of rural premises to receive FTTP

Amazing how being able to write off 130% of infrastructure deployment focuses minds

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MoD: Our networks are in 'unacceptable' state and both data and IT bods are stuck in silos

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Refurb your enthusiasm: Apple is selling an 8-year-old desktop for over £5k

Yes, you read that right

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Desktop renaissance? Nope, rebound of hefty PCs is just because there's notebook shortage – analysts

Lenovo ops chief adds: 'Everything that is able to be built is selling'

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The server is down, money is not being made, and you want me to fix what?

The sound of silence? No, no, it's stupidity

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South Korea to build an exascale supercomputer running local CPUs by 2030

Hopes to start selling ‘em too, because China and Japan are heading the same direction and aren’t good at sharing

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Uber drivers can now unionise after ride biz recognises GMB, one of the UK's largest trade unions

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Apple sued in nightmare case involving teen wrongly accused of shoplifting, driver's permit used by impostor, and unreliable facial-rec tech

Theft spree repeatedly blamed on wrong guy – lawsuit

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Four women suing Google for pay discrimination just had their lawsuit upgraded to a $600m class action

Legal challenge now on behalf of more than 10,000 others

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American Express loses bid to toss out lawsuit claiming it copied Spanish startup's flight booking software

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Google drinks from Oracle's pond: SQL system log slurp part of grand data-sharing vision

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Food for thought for obese minds

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VMware’s incoming CEO promises to change ... almost nothing

And why would he change when quarterly revenue just cracked $3bn for the first time?

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