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Britney fan businessman accidentally buys 10,000 Celtic nationalist T-shirts Surplus stock specialist finds out the hard way how that kind of thing can happen

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How Pfizer reversed two decades of rising storage costs

Find out how enterprises save millions with cloud tiering done right

Microsoft reveals pay-to-Ping plan for advanced Azure availability testing

Does charging for Ping pong? Maybe not in this case, as Microsoft's plan covers 'Standard Ping tests' that are quite advanced

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Okta Brings Zero Trust Identity and Access to Defense Department Networks Zero Trust and Identity Management: A Game Changer for DoD Network Security

Huawei Industrial Digital Transformation Conference highlights innovation and applied scenarios of technologies The Register takes you through the event’s keynotes

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Malaysian Police crush crypto-mining kit with steamroller

Because that’s how they deal with electricity thieves in Miri District

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NASA fixes Hubble Space Telescope using backup power supply unit, payload computer

Hardware gremlins plagued orbiting observatory for over a month

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Dutch Queen, robot involved in opening of 3D-printed bridge in red-light district

Have we been smoking something?

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Britney fan businessman accidentally buys 10,000 Celtic nationalist T-shirts

Surplus stock specialist finds out the hard way how that kind of thing can happen

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Cyberlaw experts: Take back control. No, we're not talking about Brexit. It's Automated Lane Keeping Systems

They're not self-driving cars, did you know that?

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BOFH: But soft! What light through yonder filing cabinet breaks?

It is green, and BOFH is not the one. It's only a, er, miner problem …

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Buyer of $28m Blue Origin space ticket has a scheduling conflict – so this teen will go instead

Bezos and his bro on rocket jaunt

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Hong Kong busts $150m crypto money-laundering ring

Prepares to enact its anti-doxxing laws – without amendments requested by Big Tech

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Securing Managed Kubernetes With Prisma Cloud Whitepaper

A Beginner’s Guide to Observability E-book

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Microsoft adds cloud enablement to 1970s Altair 8800 tech

Back to an era when 'cloud' meant 'it's probably going to rain'

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Get a load of fancypants no-enemies AMD-Xilinx: 'Large majority' of third parties 'had no concerns' about pair's hookup

British competition watchdog publishes details of why it approved AMD/Xilinx merger

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Google demonstrates impractical improvement in quantum error correction – but it does work

Scale would need to be cranked way up to have an impact, however

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The lights go off, broadband drops out, the TV freezes … and nobody knows why (spooky music)

It might be because technicians maintain an open-door policy

82 Comments

Xiaomi parties like a winner after coming second on world smartphone sales charts

CEO predicts ‘many vicious and fierce battles coming', bulks R&D budget by 30 percent and hires 5,000 engineers to chase top slot

27 Comments

Try placing a pot plant directly above your CRT monitor – it really ties the desk together

Actually, no. Don't do this

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Fancy a handheld Linux PC that runs Windows apps, sports a custom AMD Zen APU and a touch screen?

Steam just announced one for gamers on the go, but it can also behave like any other PC

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TSMC reveals plans for further expansion, progress on 3nm process, evolving car tech, amid solid Q1 results

Meanwhile Intel reportedly eyes off buying Global Foundry

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Webcast Slide Deck | Remote and branch office and edge IT

Adapt to your new reality outside the data centre

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You'll want to shut down the Windows Print Spooler service (yes, again): Another privilege escalation bug found

PrintNightmare? More like Groundhog Day for admins

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Wanted: State-backed bandits planning cyberattacks on US infrastructure. Reward: $10m

Cops and dobbers: Uncle Sam dangles cash incentive for tattletales

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Software

OpenAI shuts down robotics team because it doesn't have enough data yet

Plus: People creeped out that TV chef Bourdain's voice has been faked

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Windows 10 to hang on for five more years with 21H2 update

Lots of time for legacy users

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Refreshing: An Office update that won't frighten the horses

Microsoft reins in some of its excesses with a visual tidy-up

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JavaScript, GitHub, AWS crowned winners in massive survey of 32,000 developers

Devs across the world reveal their tools, language choices, and more

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Teen turned away from roller rink after AI wrongly identifies her as banned troublemaker

Software claimed it was 97% sure

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Hubble, Hubble, toil and trouble: NASA pores over moth-eaten manuals ahead of switch to backup hardware [Thu Jul 15 2021]

Friday, July 16, 2021

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Wednesday, July 14, 2021

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Britney fan businessman accidentally buys 10,000 Celtic nationalist T-shirts [Mon Jul 19 2021]

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Britney fan businessman accidentally buys 10,000 Celtic nationalist T-shirts

Off-Prem

How Pfizer reversed two decades of rising storage costs

Microsoft reveals pay-to-Ping plan for advanced Azure availability testing

Okta Brings Zero Trust Identity and Access to Defense Department Networks

Huawei Industrial Digital Transformation Conference highlights innovation and applied scenarios of technologies

Offbeat

Malaysian Police crush crypto-mining kit with steamroller

NASA fixes Hubble Space Telescope using backup power supply unit, payload computer

Dutch Queen, robot involved in opening of 3D-printed bridge in red-light district

Britney fan businessman accidentally buys 10,000 Celtic nationalist T-shirts

Cyberlaw experts: Take back control. No, we're not talking about Brexit. It's Automated Lane Keeping Systems

BOFH: But soft! What light through yonder filing cabinet breaks?

Buyer of $28m Blue Origin space ticket has a scheduling conflict – so this teen will go instead

Hong Kong busts $150m crypto money-laundering ring

Securing Managed Kubernetes With Prisma Cloud

A Beginner’s Guide to Observability

On-Prem

Microsoft adds cloud enablement to 1970s Altair 8800 tech

Get a load of fancypants no-enemies AMD-Xilinx: 'Large majority' of third parties 'had no concerns' about pair's hookup

Google demonstrates impractical improvement in quantum error correction – but it does work

The lights go off, broadband drops out, the TV freezes … and nobody knows why (spooky music)

Xiaomi parties like a winner after coming second on world smartphone sales charts

Try placing a pot plant directly above your CRT monitor – it really ties the desk together

Fancy a handheld Linux PC that runs Windows apps, sports a custom AMD Zen APU and a touch screen?

TSMC reveals plans for further expansion, progress on 3nm process, evolving car tech, amid solid Q1 results

Webcast Slide Deck | Remote and branch office and edge IT

Security

You'll want to shut down the Windows Print Spooler service (yes, again): Another privilege escalation bug found

Wanted: State-backed bandits planning cyberattacks on US infrastructure. Reward: $10m

Software

OpenAI shuts down robotics team because it doesn't have enough data yet

Windows 10 to hang on for five more years with 21H2 update

Refreshing: An Office update that won't frighten the horses

JavaScript, GitHub, AWS crowned winners in massive survey of 32,000 developers

Teen turned away from roller rink after AI wrongly identifies her as banned troublemaker

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