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Twitter offers to cough up 80 days of annual sales to settle 'false' user count lawsuit

Web biz proposes $800m to disappear accusations of over-promising audience size to investors

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Like a phoenix rising from the smouldering ruins of its data centre, OVH sets sights on IPO

Tells market not to worry - insurers will pay $58m to 'cover the consequences of the fire'

Three UK says its 5G plans are under threat if tower merger with Euro giant Cellnex is blocked

According to a filing with Brit competition watchdog

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It's the end of the world as we know it, and we should feel fine

Honour thine ancestors, and move on

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I would drive 100 miles and I would drive 100 more just to be the man that drove 200 miles to... hit the enter key

When a server crash became a motorway dash

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Chip glut might start in 2023, says IDC, and auto-chip traffic jam could clear this year

Shortages in today's supply chains persist and capacity is all but booked. But the future looks bright

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Apache OpenOffice can be hijacked by malicious documents, fix still in beta

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GitLab all set to go public as revenues – and losses – rise

IPO was expected last year but then we had a pandemic

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Kali Linux 2021.3 released with new tools

Most users better off with rolling release, but quarterly build has more quality testing

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Yikes, tough crowd: Only 30% of German-speaking users are happy with SAP's cloud push

Licensing, integration and security remain challenges, says DSAG survey

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The Register dips another toe in the Flow

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A low-key good experience for Thor-oughly new penguins: Elementary OS 6, aka Odin

Flatpak-only app store, two-finger swiping for screen-fondlers... but it's not for the fiddlers

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If you’re plotting AI success, you need graph algorithms

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-Werror pain persists as Linus Torvalds issues Linux 5.15rc2

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Eco-friendly warning from UK tech trade group: Some of you have dirty green credentials

IT sector at risk of public humiliation if CMA finds they're not up to code

A Burger King where the only Whopper is the BSOD font

Come for the bork, stay for the burger

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Clegg on its face: Facebook turns to former UK deputy PM to fend off damaging headlines

Plus: US lawmakers get 'in touch with Facebook whistleblower'

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US Federal Aviation Administration issues draft assessment of SpaceX Super Heavy impact

The environmental impact, not the smoking crater made by an impact

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China's taikonauts return from heavenly palace after 92-day mission

Plenty more launches planned to attach another couple of modules

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