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Arm puts virtual hardware in the cloud so you won't have to wait for the actual chips

Developers, start your engines

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Software-defined Storage For Modern Workloads Whitepaper

Cloud Or Colo? The Point When AI Startups Need To Make The Switch Whitepaper

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Canon makes 'all-in-one' printers that refuse to scan when out of ink, lawsuit claims

We can't wait to see the logic gymnastics needed to justify this

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Apple arms high-end MacBook Pro notebooks with M1 Pro, M1 Max processors

x86 is an eighty-sixed ex

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US lawmakers give Amazon until November to prove it didn't lie to Congress

This better be a Prime delivery

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There are 875 million good reasons why the paperless office won't happen soon

UK Cabinet Office organises latest print hardware and supplies mega framework

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Think your phone is snooping on you? Hold my beer, says basic physics

Information wants to be free, and it's making its escape

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What do you mean you gave the boss THAT version of the report? Oh, ing balls

Say what you mean

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Chinese developers rebel against long working hours with crowdsourced tell-all on employers

Despite modern labour laws, 72-hour work weeks are still common

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Zero trust data management Fighting back and recovering from ransomware

Remote and branch office and edge IT Adapt to your new reality outside the data centre

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Microsoft called out as big malware hoster – thanks to OneDrive and Office 365 abuse

Infosec pro: 'OneDrive abuse has been going on for years'

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Chinese tech minister says he's 'dealt with' 73,000 sites that breached the law

Ongoing crackdown saw apps 1.83 million apps tested, 4,200 told to clean up their act, pop-up ads popped

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US gov claims ransomware 'earned' $590m in the first half of 2021 alone – mostly in Bitcoin

Names and bars crypto exchange SUEX, warns paying ransoms could spell trouble

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Data Centers, The Environment, And What Can Be Done

2021 report on the state of the green data center

Software

Amid drama at .NET Foundation, Microsoft's De Icaza reveals it was meant to be like GNOME Foundation

Which it isn't, as illustrated by exec director of the F# Foundation

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EasyJet flight loadsheet snafu caused by software 'code errors' says UK safety agency

System 'operating outside of the original design specification' said AAIB

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Microsoft admits to yet more printing problems in Windows as back-at-the-office folks asked for admin credentials

Saving the forests by making printing even harder

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Give us your biometric data to get your lunch in 5 seconds, UK schools tell children

Facial recognition for meal payment system works for kids, supplier says

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Ubuntu 21.10: Plan to do yourself an Indri? Here's what's inside... including a bit of GNOME schooling

Plus: Rounded corners make GNOME 40 look like Windows 11

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Engineers investigating iffy solar array latch on NASA's Lucy as probe begins long journey to Trojan asteroids

Spacecraft otherwise stable and working well

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Dishing up the goods: Square Kilometre Array moves out of the theoretical and into the contractual

Plus: Australian telescope precursor finds weird waves in the middle of the galaxy

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Facebook posts job ad for 10,000 'high-skilled' roles to 'build the metaverse' – and they'll all be based in the EU

Announcement uses the phrase 'world-leading' without referring to UK once

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Heart FM's borkfast show – a fine way to start your day

Jamie and Amanda have a new co-presenter to contend with

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What do you mean you gave the boss THAT version of the report? Oh, ****ing ****balls

Off-Prem

Arm puts virtual hardware in the cloud so you won't have to wait for the actual chips

Software-defined Storage For Modern Workloads

Cloud Or Colo? The Point When AI Startups Need To Make The Switch

On-Prem

Canon makes 'all-in-one' printers that refuse to scan when out of ink, lawsuit claims

Apple arms high-end MacBook Pro notebooks with M1 Pro, M1 Max processors

US lawmakers give Amazon until November to prove it didn't lie to Congress

There are 875 million good reasons why the paperless office won't happen soon

Think your phone is snooping on you? Hold my beer, says basic physics

What do you mean you gave the boss THAT version of the report? Oh, ****ing ****balls

Chinese developers rebel against long working hours with crowdsourced tell-all on employers

Zero trust data management

Remote and branch office and edge IT

Security

Microsoft called out as big malware hoster – thanks to OneDrive and Office 365 abuse

Chinese tech minister says he's 'dealt with' 73,000 sites that breached the law

US gov claims ransomware 'earned' $590m in the first half of 2021 alone – mostly in Bitcoin

Data Centers, The Environment, And What Can Be Done

Software

Amid drama at .NET Foundation, Microsoft's De Icaza reveals it was meant to be like GNOME Foundation

EasyJet flight loadsheet snafu caused by software 'code errors' says UK safety agency

Microsoft admits to yet more printing problems in Windows as back-at-the-office folks asked for admin credentials

Give us your biometric data to get your lunch in 5 seconds, UK schools tell children

Ubuntu 21.10: Plan to do yourself an Indri? Here's what's inside... including a bit of GNOME schooling

Offbeat

Engineers investigating iffy solar array latch on NASA's Lucy as probe begins long journey to Trojan asteroids

Dishing up the goods: Square Kilometre Array moves out of the theoretical and into the contractual

Facebook posts job ad for 10,000 'high-skilled' roles to 'build the metaverse' – and they'll all be based in the EU

Heart FM's borkfast show – a fine way to start your day

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