Nothing's working, and I've checked everything, so it must be YOUR fault [Mon Jan 10 2022]

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Google: We disagree with Sonos patent ruling so much, we've changed our code to avoid infringement

And also an import ban

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Worst of CES Awards: The least private, least secure, least repairable, and least sustainable

Want fatuous stuff that treats you with contempt? Look no further

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Never mind the Panic button – there's a key to Compose yourself

How to type foreign languages without looking stuff up or memorising half of Unicode

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IT labor rights group files complaint against HCL, claiming it's clawing back bonuses

NGO claims staffers who resign are forced to return advance variable pay

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New batch of AstroPis relieve Ed and Izzy of duty on board the International Space Station

If you can't find a Pi on Earth, you could run your code on orbit instead

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Snap continues to make a spectacle of itself as it tries to trademark the word spectacles

How about 'idiot goggles'?

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India says: Xiaomi the $88m in missing import taxes, please

Investigation finds royalty and licensing fees excluded from transaction values

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A fifth of England's NHS trusts are mostly paper-based as they grapple with COVID backlog, warn MPs

Recent report on IT-led change must be acted on by NHS leaders to address pandemic fallout

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Two sides of the digital coin: Ill-gotten gains in cryptocurrencies double, outpaced by legit use – report

Will these figures wash?

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End-User-Computing

End User Computing in 2022 and Beyond

Reinvent the workplace with Nutanix End User Computing

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Modernise applications with document databases | Slide Deck

The advantages of Amazon DocumentDB

Security

WebSpec, a formal framework for browser security analysis, reveals new cookie attack

Boffins in Vienna devise way to make software prove how it behaves

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Why-your-email

Why your email encryption solution is doomed

(And what you can do about it)

Modern-backup-and-recovery

Modern backup and recovery for modern DBAs

When it does its job, you can do yours

Software

Ubuntu-on-a-phone crowd fix Google account issues in new Touch update

OTA-21 of mobile OS arrives

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Less than PEACH-y: UK's plant export IT system only works with Internet Explorer

You know, the browser used by 0.34% of netizens nowadays

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Look, we did a survey that shows AIOps is ready for the primetime, says AIOps firm

Move fast and break things – with help from machine-learning algorithms

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Technology can sometimes go from east to west: Ubuntu DDE 21.10 remix ships in 22.01

Deepin shows that good things come out of Wuhan, too

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Cloud Or Colo? The Point When AI Startups Need To Make The Switch

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Offbeat

Feeling virtuous with a good old paperback? Well, don't. Switching to traditional media does not improve mood

Study hopes to take the elitism out media consumption

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Notes on the untimely demise of 3D Pinball for Windows

Sure, there was a collision detection bug. Turns out somebody then quietly fixed it

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Robotic arm on China's space station does a demo, swings out 20 degrees and back while holding cargo ship

Plan is to use the arm to finish putting the outpost together

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Not looking forward to a greyscale 2022? Then look back to the past in 64 colours

Any colour you like as long as it's black. Or white

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Nothing's working, and I've checked everything, so it must be YOUR fault

Yes, but are you sure? Really sure?

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