Crooked Media - What A Day: Stephen on a jet plane

Wednesday, January 26, 2022
BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA

 -No Labels, slapping quite a label on Kyrsten Sinema

Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer will step down at the end of the current term, according to Wednesday reports, prompting furious speculation among legal experts about which “Stephen Breyer, retire bitch” tweet finally changed his mind. [Ed. note: we all know it was this article.] 
 

  • In a partisan decision that will surely deal a fatal blow to the Court’s legitimacy (jkjk), Breyer will reportedly leave the bench in June, giving President Biden his first opportunity to nominate a new justice. Breyer’s retirement will allow Biden to shore up the current 6-3 split with a younger liberal ahead of the midterms (unclench your jaw!), and all he needs for a speedy confirmation is for Senate Democrats to stick together (clench it back up, a little!)
     
  • Biden declined to address the news until Breyer makes a formal announcement, but Democratic leaders have indicated they’re ready to hustle. “President Biden’s nominee will receive a prompt hearing in the Senate Judiciary Committee, and will be considered and confirmed by the full United States Senate with all deliberate speed,” Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer said in a statement. Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Dick Durbin said he looks forward to moving Biden’s nominee through the committee “expeditiously.”
     
  • Traumatized readers will recall that Senate Republicans slathered Justice Amy Coney Barrett in Crisco and slid her through the confirmation process in the span of a month. That’s the kind of timeline Schumer reportedly plans to follow, and the Senate can get the ball rolling before Breyer officially steps aside. (The 88-year-old Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA), hilariously, does not see any reason to rush.)

So who’s the next Supreme Court justice, you ask, nervously googling Joe Manchin’s daughter?
 

  • Biden made a campaign promise that he would nominate the first Black woman to serve on the Court, given the opportunity, and White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki confirmed on Wednesday that he stands by that promise. Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson, whom Biden nominated to the DC Circuit Court of Appeals last year, is expected to be near the top of his short list, along with California Supreme Court Justice Leondra Kruger and U.S. District Judge J. Michelle Childs. Importantly, Jackson was confirmed with the support of three Republicans: Sens. Susan Collins (R-ME), Lindsey Graham (R-SC), and Lisa Murkowski (R-AK).
     
  • In spite of recent, uh, Senate challenges, it seems likely that Biden will be able to wrangle the simple majority he needs. Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) released a classic noncommittal statement, but he has a long history of backing presidents’ picks to the federal bench—he voted to confirm Justices Neil Gorsuch and Brett Kavanaugh—and Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) has consistently supported Biden’s nominees. Will that dynamic change if Senate Republicans decide, for the first time, to deny the other party’s legitimate nominee a single GOP vote and offend Manchin’s bipartisan sensibilities (even though it was Republicans who changed the rules to confirm nominees with 51 votes)? Let’s hope we never find out. 
     

A swift confirmation for Breyer’s replacement will drastically reduce the odds that Republicans can expand the far-right supermajority on the Court in the coming years—a huge relief, given what even the 6-3 Court has already inflicted on the country. If there’s anything Senate Democrats can and should get done in one month, it’s this. 

This week on Takeline, Jason and Renee recap last weekend’s made-for-TV divisional round of the NFL playoffs. Plus, Kevin Van Valkenburg of ESPN joins to discuss his exclusive interview with Aaron Rodgers. New episodes of Takeline drop every Tuesday. Listen and follow wherever you get your podcasts.

We can all agree the last two years have been the best of our lives, but a bipartisan pair of senators seem to think there are a few things the government could have done…better? Sens. Patty Murray (D-WA) and Richard Burr (R-NC) on Tuesday introduced the PREVENT Pandemics ACT, which is packed with proposals aimed at bolstering the country’s preparedness for, you guessed it, future pandemics. The bill would create a task force to assess the U.S. coronavirus response and examine the origins of COVID-19, and overhaul the way the government stockpiles medical supplies and monitors disease outbreaks, including strengthened genomic sequencing. The legislation would also require Senate confirmation for the director of the CDC, and includes proposals to improve coordination between health agencies. We look forward to the GOP filibuster when Democrats vote down an amendment requiring Rand Paul’s personal sign-off on future vaccine rollouts.

Much like the astroturfed CRT panic that brought a wave of GOP bills limiting what schools can teach about race and American history, major GOP donors are behind recent efforts to ban books from school libraries, by way of the same fake “grassroots” groups. Books that touch on race, LGBTQ issues, and anything else deemed objectionable by right-wing censors have already been removed from schools in Texas, Pennsylvania, Utah, Virginia, Wyoming, and, on Wednesday, Tennessee.The American Library Association’s Office for Intellectual Freedom also saw the number of attempts to ban books surge through the end of 2021. The groups petitioning school boards and elected officials to remove certain books purport to be grassroots (“Moms for Liberty,” “Parents Defending Education”), but in fact have ties to billionaire GOP donors like Dick Uihlein, and are behind coordinated efforts to get right-wing parents to challenge books and run for school boards themselves.

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The EPA has announced a series of steps to address air pollution, unsafe drinking water, and other environmental issues harming minority communities in Mississippi, Louisiana, and Texas, after EPA Administrator Michael Regan toured the Gulf Coast states last fall.

San Jose, CA, has passed the first U.S. law requiring gun owners to carry liability insurance and pay an annual fee, in an effort to incentivize safety and fund gun-violence-prevention programs.

Rihanna’s foundation will donate $15 million to 18 climate-justice organizations. 

Save the Redwoods League has returned 523 acres of California redwood forestland to InterTribal Sinkyone Wilderness Council, a coalition of 10 Northern California tribes.

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