Crooked Media - What A Day: Cruz Clues

Monday, March 28, 2022
BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA

 -Chris Wallace, on why he left Fox News in the year of our lord 2021

With Ukraine and Russia gearing up for another round of peace talks, President Biden sought to clarify an ad-libbed remark that reverberated around the world: “Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth.”  “For God's sake, this man cannot remain in power.”
 

  • Biden made the off-the-cuff comment about Russian President Vladimir Putin during an address in Warsaw on Saturday. The White House hurriedly explained that Biden wasn’t calling for regime change, and (clunkily) argued that he was talking about Putin’s power over his neighbors, not in Russia, while Republicans (hilariously) clutched their pearls pretending to care about the importance of a presidential failure to stay on script. On Monday, Biden said he stood by the remark, clarifying that it was a personal expression of “the moral outrage I felt toward this man,” not an announcement of a dramatic shift in U.S. policy.
     
  • Biden’s controversial comment came as Ukrainian and Russian negotiators prepared for more peace talks in Turkey this week. Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky said that his government was prepared to consider neutral status as part of a peace deal. A draft ceasefire agreement reportedly no longer includes Russia’s demands for “de-Nazification” and “demilitarization,” and would allow Ukraine to join the European Union if it abandoned its bid for membership in the NATO alliance.
     
  • There continue to be, uh, indications that the Kremlin may not be continuing the talks in good faith. Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich and two Ukrainian negotiators suffered symptoms of suspected poisoning earlier this month, according to a Wall Street Journal report. After a March 3 meeting in Kyiv, the three of them developed symptoms that included red eyes, painful tearing, and peeling skin on their faces and hands. The three of them have since improved, and the investigative outlet Bellingcat said that experts had concluded that whoever targeted them had most likely used “an undefined chemical weapon” in order to scare them, not kill them.

Ukrainian forces have recaptured some key towns as Russia shifts its focus to the eastern regions, but the city of Mariupol remained under heavy attack on Monday.
 

 

Calling for Putin’s ouster as a policy matter would fall under the forbidden umbrella of Things That Could Easily Start World War III, but Biden’s comment spoke to the fundamental horror of the war, as well as to the reality that any diplomatic path to peace will be in serious doubt for as long as he remains in power. 

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A federal judge ruled that it was “more likely than not” that disgraced former President Trump committed a felony by attempting to obstruct Congress on January 6, 2021, and ordered pro-Trump lawyer John Eastman to turn over more than 100 emails to the January 6 committee. That’s both a major win for House investigators, and marks the first time a federal court has found that Trump probably did some crimes. (Hoarsely) U up, Merrick Garland? Eastman’s emails might help answer the committee’s question of whether he was in contact with Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), an old pal of his. Cruz pursued a congressional election-stealing plan that was oddly similar to the scheme outlined in Eastman’s coup memos—one of which mentioned Cruz specifically. The committee has yet to subpoena Cruz himself, or any member of Congress. It will reportedly seek the testimony of Supreme Court Wife Ginni Thomas, who repeatedly texted then-White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows about overturning the election. The panel on Monday evening unanimously voted to recommend contempt charges for former Trump aides Peter Navarro and Dan Scavino.

President Biden has proposed a new tax on the 700 richest Americans as part of his 2023 federal budget, in the administration’s most aggressive move to date to make Elon Musk lose his shit online. The Billionaire Minimum Income Tax would set a 20 percent baseline tax rate on households worth over $100 million–the top 0.01 percent of American families—which would apply to both income and currently untaxed investment gains. That new revenue stream would generate $360 billion over the next decade, with the majority of it coming from billionaires. Biden’s budget proposal would also cut the national deficit by over $1 trillion over the next ten years, according to the White House. Congress will still need to approve that proposal, and our old buds Sens. Joe Manchin (D-WV) and Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) have both been squeamish about raising taxes on the rich in the past. At the very least, Biden’s plan will set up a nice contrast between Democrats and the Raise Taxes on Millions of Working Americans Party in the midterms. 

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One of North America’s largest wind farms is now up and running in Oklahoma. 

Andi Mudryk has become the first openly trans judge to be appointed to California’s judicial bench. 

Ariana DeBose has become the first Afro Latina and first openly queer woman of color to win an Oscar in an acting category.

The volunteers of the Chileno Valley Newt Brigade managed to save about 4,400 Pacific newts from getting squished on roadways during their last winter migration.

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