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Debugging source is even harder when you can't stop laughing at it

Forgive the self-taught Visual Basic programmer, for they know not what they do. Or do they?

 

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HP bets big on future of hybrid work with $3.3bn Poly buy

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China APT group using Russia invasion, COVID-19 in phishing attacks

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Triton malware still a threat to energy sector, FBI warns

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Will Chinese giants defy US sanctions on Russia? We asked a ZTE whistleblower

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1,000-plus AI-generated LinkedIn faces uncovered

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Capgemini wins contract to look after legacy HMRC Aspire tech

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Debugging source is even harder when you can't stop laughing at it

Forgive the self-taught Visual Basic programmer, for they know not what they do. Or do they?

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Alibaba opens DingTalk collaboration tool to enterprises and developers

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