RocaNews - 🌊 Science Wants Uranus

April 22, 2022


Happy Earth Day. Fun fact about Earth: We have no clue who named it. Every other planet is named after a Greek or Roman god except the one we call home (sorry, Elon Musk). If anyone knows how to get in touch with Scooby Doo, let us know cause we need a proper investigation.

Speaking of Earth Day, we apologize for mistakenly referring to iguanas as mammals yesterday. It seems we have no choice but to dub this error a reptile dysfunction....

Finally, congrats to Maig from Brooklyn for winning the newsletter giveaway airline tix! Hope everyone enjoys today's 20 Questions!

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Science Wants Uranus
Overview

  • A panel of US scientists published a major report pushing NASA to prioritize research of Uranus
  • The document, published every 10 years, is meant to summarize the scientific community's thoughts on space research priorities
  • Uranus, the 7th planet from the sun, is about ~4x Earth's size and known as the “Ice Giant.” Astronomers think it has the most in common with the majority of new planets now being discovered, and that there are likely oceans on its moons
  • Conditions will be favorable for a mission launch in 2031 or 2032
 DIG DEEPER 
These reports are influential: The last one, from 2011, called for the type of research that is now happening on Mars. In 2031 or 2032, conditions will enable spacecraft to use a "gravity slingshot" around Jupiter to cut the mission to 13 years.

CNN+ Implodes
Overview

  • 3 weeks after launch, WarnerMedia announced CNN’s streaming platform, CNN+, will shut down
  • Despite pouring $350M+ into the platform, CNN+ added fewer than 10,000 regular users. In total, Warner budgeted $1B+ for the network over 4 years
  • It's a major blow to CNN, whose long-term president was the platform's biggest supporter before he resigned in February over an undisclosed relationship with a colleague
  • WarnerMedia rushed to launch CNN+ days before it closed its merger with Discovery. Discovery execs were reportedly doubtful that CNN+ would succeed
 DIG DEEPER 
As legacy news struggles, RocaNews grows: RocaSports, the Instagram page we launched on March 29 – the same day as CNN+ – passed 50,000 followers yesterday. Follow it here: @RideTheBench

Highway Death Trackers Kill Drivers
Overview

  • A study published in the journal Science found that some highway signs meant to help drivers focus actually increase the frequency of car accidents
  • The study looked at Texas, where, beginning in 2012, highway signs warned of the number of traffic fatalities for 1 week each month
  • The study found that those messages caused 4.5% more crashes over the next 6.2 miles (10 kms), resulting in 2,600 crashes and 16 fatalities yearly
  • The researchers concluded that the messages “seize too much attention… interfering with drivers’ ability to respond to changes in traffic conditions”
 DIG DEEPER 
The researchers said the effect was comparable to increasing the speed limit by 3 to 5 mph (4.8 - 8 kmh), or reducing the number of highway troopers by 6 to 14%. "Ceasing these campaigns is a low-cost way to improve traffic safety," they conclude.

To Smack or Not to Smack
Overview

  • There is an ongoing divide within the UK government over whether it is okay for parents to hit their children
  • The UK’s education minister said its his “strong view” that the government shouldn’t tell parents how to punish their kids and should avoid “nannying people about how they bring up their children”
  • Meanwhile, the top children’s representative in England’s government has called for a ban on “smacking”
  • Within the UK, smacking kids is outlawed in Wales and Scotland, but not in England or Northern Ireland. Hitting your child is legal in all 50 US states
 DIG DEEPER 
Should smacking or spanking a child be legal? Let us know in today's poll of the day!

finger What do you think?


Today's Poll:
Should parents have the right to spank/smack their kids?
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Today's Question:
Just 20 Questions!


Reply to this email with your answers!

See yesterday's answers below!

 Popcorn Popcorn

Culture & Sports 
  • First class whooping: Mike Tyson beat up an airplane passenger after being repeatedly harassed. Tyson bloodied the guy's face
  • Ad in, motherhood: Maria Sharapova announced that she is pregnant with her first child. The ex-tennis star is 35 and engaged
  • The Season 2 premiere of Bridgerton blew away the competition in Netflix's weekly "minutes watched" report, tallying 2.5B total minutes
 
Business
  • Easy there, good boy: The Fed is taking a harder line on inflation, as Chairman Jerome Powell calls price stability "absolutely essential"
  • New York-based company Overtime Elite pays high schoolers to play at its basketball academy, with one player making $100k+
  • Apple a day keeps the judges away: A Brazilian judge ordered Apple to pay a customer $1k for not including a power adapter with his iPhone
 
Wildcard
  • 'Tis the season: 500 pounds of cannabis spilled on a Missouri highway on 4/20. A 3-vehicle crash caused the poorly-timed spill
  • Breaking malo: The ex-president of Honduras was extradited to New York on drug trafficking charges, at the DEA's request
  • Sean Hannity surpassed Larry King as the longest-running primetime cable news host in TV history. He's been in the limelight for 25 years
  • Sweet 96: Queen Elizabeth celebrated her 96th birthday at her Norfolk estate Sandringham. The Queen took the throne 70 years ago

 20 Questions

Happy Friday, everyone. This has been a big week at Roca HQ, where tonight we're celebrating a big week of growth, 3 new employees, and some great spring weather with a happy hour. 

Given that start-up themed intro, we're doing a start-up themed 20 Questions. We propose 2 business ideas/inventions, and you select the one you'd rather have. 

As always, send answers to Max@RocaNews.com. Have a FANTASTIC weekend. 

1. Biased, fear-mongering legacy media, or convenient, enjoyable, non-partisan news
2. Chopsticks that make food taste better, or a phone you could lick for different flavors
3. A mobile app that checks your breath, or a mirror that says if your outfit looks good
4. A bulletproof shirt, or a shirt that stops you from sweating
5. An indestructible and un-losable cell-phone, or mind-controlled lights
6. A sweatshirt whose heat level adjusts with the temperature, or a water bottle that automatically refills
7. Movies made specifically for you, or music made specifically for you
8. Clothes whose sizes adjusted depending on your size, or clothes that clean themselves
9. A trash can that automatically disposes of itself, or a toilet that cleans itself
10. A fridge that automatically restocks itself, or a bed that could make itself
11. A coffee machine that plays "Never Gonna Give You Up," or a lawnmower that plays the "Home Depot Theme"
12. Beanbag bed, or water-filled couch
13. Pantry that re-stocks itself, or floor that sweeps itself
14. Business cards with live-action GIFs, or a screensaver that plays soothing music
15. Machine that converts gift cards into cash, or detector that can find your lost keys
16. Brain chip that makes you 10 IQ points smarter, or compound that makes you 10 mph faster
17. Cup that filters your water, or fridge that tells if food is expired
18. Shirt that changes colors throughout the day, or pants that can become shorts when warm outside
19. App that shows where the nearest golden retriever is, or an app that helps you avoid influencers filming on the street
20. Toilet that plays 70s hits music, or toilet that gives you inspirational quotes 

wave Roca Clubhouse

Yesterday's Poll:

How do you pronounce "syrup"?

Sirr-up: 69.8%
Seer-up: 30.2%
 

Yesterday's Question:

What's the greatest corporate ad slogan? No correct answer (besides "we have the meats")...

Mac from Colorado: "Freaky Fast, i say this as I’m on my lunch break at Jimmy Johns"

Jake from San Francisco: "There were these ads for the arthritis gel Aspercreme that said, "You bet your sweet Ass-percreme!"  They only ran for a minute before I think somebody complained.  Still resonates with me."

Makena from Wisconsin: "Better Call Saul, attorney at law, S’all good man.”

Final Thoughts 


Have great weekends. And if you think of any better inventions than the ones we came up with above, feel free to pitch them on the next Roca Shark Tank. If we like them enough, we'll give you $50 or something.

See you on Monday!

-Max and Max
 
Thanks for reading! Enjoy the weekend!
As always, send thoughts and feedback to Max@Rocanews.com
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